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Xeosia Attia wrote:

I have seven wives and two thousand five hundred and eighty-seven children. I am living a life so great you are having a skill issue and cannot comprehend it.

This is what pano warned us about. the degeneracy of the xeno species? 7 wives? clearly degenerate.

MLGDogeland wrote:

Done

Planet 9 (Artemis)

by The Doot of MLGDogeland

Artemis

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Season 19: Never Ending Season
The best way to make sure that I actually see your claims/land changes is by telegram.
If you are posting your claims/land changes on the RMB, please ping me so I can see it.
An RP post is required to claim new land. It doesn't have to be long, just more than one line.

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Last Updated: 05/11/2024

Credit to Cormoe for the formatting.

Read factbook

Forgot to ping. but i took what was left of China and Russia on vesta.

Mods, raze his village

Wooloos wrote:

This is what pano warned us about. the degeneracy of the xeno species? 7 wives? clearly degenerate.

Bro just jealous he can't get even a single maiden himself.

North American Imperial State wrote:

Can you go to montanity in the spring.

Yes, but unfortunately no Neko ever has loved a discoed mod

Ferneus wrote:

Bro just jealous he can't get even a single maiden himself.

Who needs maidens when you have pano? and the glorious mission of uniting the cosmos under the supremacy of mankind.

Ferneus wrote:

Bro just jealous he can't get even a single maiden himself.

He has to rely on vague ideological conflict, like a nerd.

Xeosia Attia wrote:

He has to rely on vague ideological conflict, like a nerd.

Idk man i think the mission to ensure human supremacy isn't that vague. think its pretty clear that the Human Race. specifically those belonging to the Terran People's should rule over the entirety of Milkdromdea.

Xeosia Attia wrote:

Which human race from terra?

Nascar?

nyooom

Wooloos wrote:

See. this proves the general stupidity of the average xeno. any sane sapient being would know i was talking about mankind. not a racing organization.

That was a joke, boy, a joke! It flew right past ya! It flew right over ya! This is why you get no maidens, nobody wants to ally with ya, and Pano thinks you smell, you've got less charisma than a dung beetle in a sand pit! You gotta pay attention next time boy, or the next joke'll fly right past ya!

50% win rate, so I didn't qualify for the championship match blyat. I won every single game in which I used a lame opening like the Colle System, but I got demolished every single time I tried to spice things up with literally any King's Pawn opening.

Ferneus wrote:

Foghorn Leghorn will never not be funny.

Absolutely. His rants are comedic gold mines, every time.

Imperium collapse?
I see this as a total OFN victory