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Land of hentai wrote:

Roughly 285 crates, since your buying so many I’ll add another crate free of charge

How do we complete the transaction?

Deal. We'll meet in my capital, Barnay City at 0600 tomorrow

Ashwood Donner wrote:

Production boomed this quarter... anyone here need a triple reciprocating engine?

I'll take a dozen

Ok, how about 5?

Ashwood Donner wrote:

Curious. What do you plan to do with that many engines, exactly?

I will build more ships to manage our needs for exporting goods

Ashwood Donner wrote:

I'll have your word, "Armed Republic"

Ok, we will provide transports for all the engines

Brutagia wrote:

I have two announcements to make.
Firstly, for those of you who remember my moon cannon, I have built a second one dedicated entirely to pointing threateningly at Ashwood Donner.
Secondly, I am hiring out my military as a 'protection service' against the pirates who currently plague our waters (this protection does not apply to Brutagian privateers, but instead reduces their chances of attacking by 5%)

What? Why us?

Trans girls and monkeys wrote:

(shhhh, stop asking questions before he builds a mars cannon)

But why though, what did we ever do wrong?

Brutagia wrote:

I have a third announcement

oh good, let's hear it. -And I still want to know why you are aiming your moon cannon at us

Ashwood Donner wrote:

oh good, let's hear it. -And I still want to know why you are aiming your moon cannon at us

You appear to have missed the implications spectacularly. I'm building a mars cannon, thanks to an excellent suggestion by Trans girls and monkeys.
I have no particular reason for aiming the massive moon cannon at you, I just rolled a 5.618 sided die and decided that way.
In other news, I am in debt and would like to take out some large loans.

Brutagia wrote:

You appear to have missed the implications spectacularly. I'm building a mars cannon, thanks to an excellent suggestion by Trans girls and monkeys.
I have no particular reason for aiming the massive moon cannon at you, I just rolled a 5.618 sided die and decided that way.
In other news, I am in debt and would like to take out some large loans.

The banks of Gladys and the drowning fish would be happy to offer their banking service. (Just ignore the interest rate of 32% every week)

Gladys and the drowning fish wrote:

The banks of Gladys and the drowning fish would be happy to offer their banking service. (Just ignore the interest rate of 32% every week)

Now change that interest rate to -1% or I fire both moon cannons.

Man I was just scrolling through the past RMB stuff and it's weird to think that my first ever post way over 200 days ago-

Brutagia wrote:

Now change that interest rate to -1% or I fire both moon cannons.

(Spits out drink)
I'm 90% sure that this would count as a violation of the treaty I have with Brutagia.