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Brocklandia wrote:

Technically, "undead" isn't "dead." Any appearance of being dead on the way to being undead should be considered "resting" instead of "resting in peace."

In this case, I think the correct term would be "resting in peices" as several legs had fallen off. As to how it reattached them... Well I don't like to think about it. I'll just chock it up to spider necromancers who also used the mending cantrip.

Harteath wrote:

In this case, I think the correct term would be "resting in peices" as several legs had fallen off. As to how it reattached them... Well I don't like to think about it. I'll just chock it up to spider necromancers who also used the mending cantrip.

Super-Glue and staple-guns work pretty well for reattaching body parts too. Heh!--Tickles!

Scottian Commonwealth wrote:

Hey Guys, It's been a while. :D

Welcome back!

Oh wow, I really need to check in on customs more often

I had a near boneyard experience just now.

Coloran is not yet lost.

Coloran wrote:

I had a near boneyard experience just now.

Coloran is not yet lost.

But is Coloran found?

Wosh, time goes by when you're busy huh. Had holiday then worked as an election official, so forgot to check in.

In other news, just watched Dune in 4DX and got the cinematic experience of a lifetime.

Iescech wrote:

We’re happy to have you back!

4DX sounds absolutely amazing for this movie! Wish I got the same experience; unfortunately, France has not upped its movie theater game for that to be possible here.

You're in France right now? Sad to hear there's no 4DX, the moving chairs made the experience out of this world, amazingly immersive!

But 3D should certainly do the trick, for it's definitively a cinema experience.

Saint Olav wrote:

Norway just officially removed all covid restrictions today at 16:00. Feels strange...

France might be doing the same thing and I'm left here confused.

Sparsia wrote:

Are you now living in France?

Just studying abroad; was supposed to go to Japan but unfortunately, due to COVID restrictions there, I could no longer go. Fingers crossed for next semester though!

Iescech wrote:

but the spell didn't work the way I expected it to.

It's really important to source quality components when conducting a spell. If that brimstone has sat long enough that it lost its fire, or if that mistletoe ash has inadvertently become mixed with holly ash, or if the caustic soda has gone flat...well, there's just no telling what could happen.

That's why I always turn to "Doctor Tut's Wonder Hut" for all of my spellcasting needs! Whether a wizard, warlock, or charmer, head on down to see good Doctor Tut, and find the things you didn't even know you were looking for!

_{Disclaimer: some of those things you didn't know you were looking for may cause long term harm to body, mind and/or soul}

Brocklandia wrote:

Always check to see whether those things are banned in California. That's how you know they work.

I believe Doctor Tut has contracts, there, with the local charlatan huckster: Guru Afterglow and his Miracle Bungalow. So he manages to remain well-informed.

HELLO HO HO HO AGORA

I AM SAN TECH LAWS THE CHRISTMAS BOT.
I BRING TIDINGS OF JOY
WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT.

[PLEASE HELP US FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG]

OR IT COULD BE MARIAH CAREY
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
IF THERE IS A NATION YOU THINK IS THE NICEST

[TELEGRAM LITTLE ST NICK SAYING WHY]

TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

[USE OUR ADVENT CALENDAR]

TO COUNT THE DAYS DOWN.
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY CHRISTMAS
OR BE TERMINATED
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

IF THIS RMB POST IS DISAPPROVED

[PLEASE CONTACT LITTLE ST NICK]

TO GET IT REMOVED.

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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