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Ah, screw it ..... GLORIAAAAAAA!!!!
Gloria - Laura Branigan
Gloria, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh oh oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
A ha ha, a ha ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon
And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg
Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjIY_XxF1g
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken****
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
But I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing a piano
And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
Alexei Sayle - Ullo John, Gotta New Motor?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7MqMZ6XqMfc
Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Your goat's made a mess on the carpet (x2)
He lost his bottle in Barnsley (x2)
He's an Avon Representative (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? (x4)
Hahahahahahahaha
motor, motor, motor, motor
motor, motor, motor, motor, urgggghhh
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
They put me in a special hospital (x2)
Is there life on Mars? (x2)
Is there life in Peckham? (x2)
What's that switch over there for? (x2)
Ah ah ah ah ow... ah ah ah ah ow
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
He can't half play the bongos (x2)
He's got a record by Billy Joel (x2)
Them locks are easy (x2)
Here's my calling card: WALLOP! (x2)
That's a piece of balsa (x2)
You can make a model out of that (x2)
He stuck his head in a dustbin (x2)
And then ran through the launderette (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
'Ere John do you like the suit here, eh eh it's a lovely suit innit?
'Ere wanna brown ale? (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Mine's a light and bitter (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new mot-AH ... AH ... AH
He works on the Thames Barrier (x2)
I keep tropical fish (x2)
In me underpants (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
He walks around with a hat on (x2)
(Spoken) Oh yeah our Rodney yeah, he's the intelligent one
He's in the police force
Very bright he is
Been to Miami? Lovely... Miami
Package tour in Miami
You can't get a light and bitter
You can't get a light and bitter in Miami though
You can get one in Bermondsey though!
That's a nice sound as well, Bermondsey
You can get a light and bitter, and it sounds nice
Light and bitter, that sounds nice, I'd like a light and bitter
Oh cheers thanks a lot
Oh nice one yeah, alright
What you having? What you having eh?
Pina Colada?
Lovely, here you must be sophisticated
Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Your goat's made a mess of the carpet (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? (x5)
(Spoken) Here that's a nice three piece suite, yeah
I like your music centre
Here got any Demis Roussos?
Oo I like him, Barry Manilow,
I think he's terrific
Oh I love him, I love Barry Manilow,
I go all weak, when I hear Barry Manilow I go all weak
The Mamas and the Papas - California Dreamin’
https://youtu.be/N-aK6JnyFmk?si=7kOPtaboukXEYs91
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
You know the preacher like the cold (preacher like the cold)
He knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
If I didn't tell her (if I didn't tell her)
I could leave today (I could leave today)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
Come
And talk of all the things we did today
Here
And laugh about our funny little ways
While we have a few minutes to breathe
Then I know that it's time you must leave
But, darling, be home soon
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled
My darling, be home soon
It's not just these few hours, but I've been waiting since I toddled
For the great relief of having you to talk to
And now
A quarter of my life is almost past
I think I've come to see myself at last
And I see that the time spent confused
Was the time that I spent without you
And I feel myself in bloom
So, darling, be home soon
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled
My darling, be home soon
It's not just these few hours, but I've been waiting since I toddled
For the great relief of having you to talk to
So, darling
My darling, be home soon
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled
My darling, be home soon
It's not just these few hours, but I've been waiting since I toddled
For the great relief of having you to talk to
Go
And beat your crazy head against the sky
Try
And see beyond the houses and your eyes
It's okay to shoot the moon
Darling be home soon
I couldn't bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled
My darling, be home soon
It's not just these few hours, but I've been waiting since I toddled
For the great relief of having you to talk to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo2IkvJPXFA
Come, and talk of all things we did today
Hear, and laugh about our funny little ways
For we have a few minutes to breathe
And I know that it's time you must leave
So darling be home soon
I couldn't bare to wait an extra minute
If you know
My darling be home soon
It's not just these few hours I've been waiting
Since you tired
For the great relief of having you to talk to
And now, a quarter of my life is almost past
I, I think I've come to see myself at last
And I know that the time spent confused
Was the time that I spent without you
And I feel in myself in blues
But darling be home soon
I couldn't bare to wait an extra minute
If you know
My darling be home soon
It's not just these few hours I've been waiting
Since you tired
For the great relief of having you to talk to
Go, and beat your crazy head against the sky
Try, to see beyond the houses in your eyes
It's OK to shoot the moon
My darling be home soon
I couldn't bare to wait an extra minute
If you know
My darling be home soon
It's not just these few hours I've been waiting
Since you tired
For the great relief of having you to talk to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yiQkGOVOls
Booker T. & The MG's - Green Onions
Instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oox9bJaGJ8
Instrumentals
The Tornados - Telstar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxyN3b1bs-w
The Ventures- Wipe out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiOtouyBOg
The Shadows - Riders In The Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdfGQwEN-rs
The Chantays - Pipeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6zR7qJ9frA
I’m having a ball of a time. One of my issues, “Fundamental Rights” basically has a cult that’s revisionist and that’s played to be a bad thing. The problem is that my nation is VERY revisionist, and idk why but this is sending me.
Aerosmith - Last Child
https://youtu.be/Qn6VM1aMGIk?si=mCuUltzMs4Ly9wWO
I'm dreaming tonight
I'm living back home
Right
Yeah, yeah
Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy
Can't stand up on my feet in the city
Got to get back to the real nitty-gritty
Yes sir, no sir
Don't come close to my
Home sweet home
Can't catch no dose
Of my hot tail poon tang sweetheart
Sweathog ready to make a silk purse
From a J Paul Getty and his ear
With her face in her beer
Home sweet home
Get out in the field
Put the mule in the stable
Ma, she's a cookin'
Put the eats on the table
Hate's in the city and my love's in the meadow
Hands on the plow and my feets in the ghetto
Stand up, sit down
Don't do nothin'
It ain't no good when boss man's stuffin' it
Down their throats for paper notes
And their babies cry while cities lie at their feet
When you're rockin' the street
Home sweet home
Mama, take me home sweet home
I was the last child, I'm just a punk in the street
I was the last child, I'm just a punk in the street
I was the last child, I'm just a punk in the street
I was the last child, I'm just a punk in the street
I was the last child, I'm just a punk in the street
Post by Global Logistics suppressed by 
Bhang Bhang Duc.
Pleased.
THUMPASAURUS - Struttin'
A gift from 
Teralyon
https://youtu.be/1B1RJiOGPUI
Here's my strut, do do do
Struttin my way on over to you
you like my strut? I like yours too,
Struttin my way on over to you.
Seems like these days I got nothin' to do
hit the sidewalk and strut for you
Struttin in the morning, struttin at noon
Struttin in the night time under the moon
Hey you, I like you too,
and do you mind if I strut for you?
Baby feel free to strut for me
you got a strut everybody should see.
Watch that thing go side to side
strut so hard with your struttin' thighs
strut your way into my mind I'm a fool,
cuz you're struttin so fine.
How about a little strut id don't cost a dollar
take my dog don't forget the collar,
but I'm the dog and I like your smell can't help,
that you strut so well
and baby, you got a head start,
struttin your way into my heart.
Take your hat off make yourself at home
how about stay the night, and strut on home
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with. your strut
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with. your strut
I like your strut, do you wanna go struttin struttin?
You like my strut, then lets go struttin.
I like your strut, do you wanna go struttin struttin?
You like my strut, then lets go struttin.
A Question for you,
wanna strut with me, think I make you smile far as.I can see
you make me laugh I think that I love you
how bout dinner 8:30 and a strut for two?
The way you strut like no one else
you got a thing all by yourself
if people can't hang you can give them hell
you strut clap clap like you're ringing a bell
Don't need to go fast when you're struttin' with me
I got all night got nowhere to be
pretty fine just walking with you
hold your hand while you whistle that tune
Tell you what, if you like my strut
I'll walk on ahead and you can look at my butt
objectify but don't cross the line
cuz you can be bad when its struttin time.
Cuz you strut that thing just like a cock
work that thing up and down the block
flash your feathers and walk on by
you strut so hard you make jimmy cry
Cant believe that you're struttin with me
let's strut somewhere everybody can see
next to you I'm filled up with pride
we go boom boom side to side.
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with. your strut
Day one, I'm in love with your strut
Day two, I'm in love with your strut
Day three, I'm in love with your strut
Guess what? I'm in love with. your strut
"Some Like It Hot" - The Power Station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1t7OCESUw
We want to multiply, are you gonna do it?
I know you qualify, are you gonna do it?
Don't be so circumscribed, are you gonna do it?
Just get yourself untied, are you gonna do it?
Feel the heat pushing you to decide
Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not
Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on
Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on
Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot till you try
Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat till we fry
The girl is at your side, are you gonna do it?
She wants to be your bride, are you gonna do it?
She wants to multiply, are you gonna do it?
I know you won't be satisfied until you do it
Feel the heat pushing you to decide
Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not
Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on
Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on
Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot till you try
Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat till we fry
Feel the heat pushing you to decide
Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not
Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on
Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on
Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot till you try
Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat till we fry
Some like it hot, some like it hot
Some like it hot, some like it hot
Some like it hot, some like it hot
Some like it hot, some like it hot
Ballad of Pearl and John (2022 Remaster)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_CYfn9tig
Wassup Guys
*sniff*
Ahh, I love the smell of contrails early in the morning!
*yawns, stretches*
Residency stats are back so it gave me the chance to scroll through looking for puppets, dodgy mottos etc.
Yy4u, Fujai, and Nas Crustium
hey, what's good?
i'm fine, what about you guys?
TODAY IN THE WEST
May the Fourth be with you as it is Star Wars Day! In the spirit of Star Wars Day, vote in the poll to vote on which Star Wars movie you think is the best!
Be on the lookout for a new edition of The Western Post, which will be coming out soon.
If you haven't done so already, endorse the Delegate, 
Overthinkers, and the Guardians to help ensure our region's security and to promote our influence in the WA!
The first three movies were the best, Empire the standout. The rest are complete drek, the Phantom Menace being the utter bottom of the swamp.
By the way, Episode IV is just “Star Wars”, not the tacked on “A New Hope”. And Han shot first.
(Same rant two years ago - May The Fourth.)
All Good People, Teralyon, and Zoran
This poll is invalid because it leaves out the best SW movie, Rogue One.
Fujai, Willow Gate, and Aklynost
Post self-deleted by Enderstadt.
While I don’t think Episode III is the best Star Wars movie, it’s the one which I enjoyed watching the most. It’s closely followed by Empire Strikes Back. The sequels aren’t that bad except for Rise of Skywalker. The Last Jedi actually introduced a couple of interesting plot lines but JJ Adams was like “fck no” with RoS. He reversed literally everything. Instead of respecting Carrie Fisher’s legacy, they just plopped in generic scenes they filmed while she was still alive. The utter disrespect is astounding.
I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. Episode III is clearly the best Star Wars movie.
In it you see Sheev Palpatine who was brutally assaulted by the power hungry Jedi and his Apprentice who saved him from near death named Emperor and finally able to bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to the new Galactic Empire.
Hayden Christensen couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag. An actor totally lacking in ability and charisma, only outdone in the dud department by Jar Jar Binks. And that was CGI.
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