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(Communist mars
The Martian Marxist Union Party? MMUP, could reflect the federal nature of Mars itself [playing into the whole sovereignty thing], an association with workers unions which is always nice for ideological purposes, and that the party might have a decent amount of factionalism from having absorbed smaller leftist parties into its ranks.)
(*See above for initial reaction to Commie Mars, before remembering how distant and irrelevant it is to my stuff.*
Just trying to help Vers out, ideological opinions about the nation being worked on aside.)
Thanks to the inflow it has held on all Europe -and through her, the world- because of its gesheede, Italy is one of the most culturely and worthshiply forthstriden lands, having the world's 12th-greatest worthship by GIP, the sixth greatest national wealth and thir-greatest centralbank goldreserve. It ranks swithe high in Life erwaldness, tostand of life, healthcare and schooling. Italy plays a weighty role in regional and worldly worthship, stridely, culturely and diplomatish dealings, seen as both a regional might and a smalltime great might with the eighth greatest stridecraft. While a loser in the Twithe Great Crig, Italy is neverthelessa grounding, and leading, limbstate of the Europish Bound, as well as a limb to a manifoldness of international organisations such as the Organisation of Foroned Nations, the OWSO, the Organisation for Sickerhood and Sameworking in Europe, the WTO, the Group of Seven, the Group of Twenty, the Organisation of the Middlesea Fordrawing and many more. The rootland of many outfindings and forkennings, Italy has long been a worldly center of art, music, writecraft, wiselust, witship and technology and has greatly inflowed to theatre, foodcraft, sports, lawcraft, banking and business. As such, Italy is also home to the greatest toll of World Erfsites and is the fifth most seen land in the world.
Gesheede
Thousands of Paleolithish tokens have been found in Monte Poggiolo, elding back 850,000 years ago which makes them the oldest tokens of menish beinghood in the halfieland. Neanderthals have been in Italy elding back to the Paleolithish Eld some 200,000 years ago, while the homo sapiens came to Italy 40,000 years ago in Riparo Mochi in Northitaly. The Old Italers from before Rome -namely the Umbrers, Latiners, Volcsers, Oscers, Samnishen, Sabiners, Celters, Ligurers, Veneders, Pulianers and many others- were all Indoeuropers, most of them from the Italish folkgroup. Some non-Indoeuroper folkgroups in Old Italy might be the Etruscers in north and centralish Italy, the Elymers and the Sicaners in Sicily and the Sardeners who lived in Sardinia before Rome showed up.These folkgroups were small and weak, and so others came to take away their land. The first were the Phoenicers, who settled Sicily and Sardinia: namely Mosia, Palermo and Solunt in Sicily and Nora, Sulci and Tharros in Sardinia. From 17th to 11th yearhundreds BGE, Mykenish Greekers found Italy, and in the 8th and 7th yearhundred they would ground a manifoldness of colonies all along the coast of Sicily and southern Italy known together as 'Magna Graecia' or 'Great Greekland'. Italers learned democracy, art and culture from these Greekish colonies.
After Western Rome, Italy fell under the inflow of a manifoldness of Theodish kingdoms, the Eastgeaths most weighty of them all. The Eastern Caser Justinian would take it in the 6th yearhundred, but then the Longbeards, another Theodish thede, threw the Greekers out of Italy. From here, Italy would be split into a manifoldness of smallstates, with the Longbeard Kingdom being aovered by the Frankish Riche under Carl the Great in the late 8th Yearhundred. Franks also helped ground the Churchstate in middle Italy -which still holds true in Rome and some steads outside it. Most of northern Italy would be under the Holy Romish Riche after it was grounded, while some of the southerly lands would be aovered by Mahometish Arab overfallers, at least until the 11th yearhundred when Normanish ethelmen overfell Sicily and Neapel, pushing out the Mahometers and grounding their own kingdom. It is thanks to the Normans and their Arabish forecomers that Southern Italy had a culture unlike that of the North, which would lead to there being Two Italish States until late 20th yearhundred.
Italish steadstates like Milan, Florence and Venedy would be the first lands to work on wealthonwicking: they would draw the main ways of banking and ground the burgher stand -the so-called Third Stand in much of Europe- which owned geld instead of land or funny church hats. Italish steadstates, besunderly havensteads, would become merchantrepublics. These republics had an order where the burghers held nearly all the grip. The four greatest known merchantrepublics were Venedy, Genua, Pisa and Ragusa. These merchantrepublics, namely Venedy and Genua, would hold a manifoldness of ielands in Greekland, Cipros, Dalmasy and the beleves of the Middlesea for much of the coming yearhundreds, with Venedy being the last of them to fall during the Deoch Revolutions.
Venedy and Genua were the main gateways to trade with the East, and they made glass; while Florence was the headstead of silk, wool, banks and sheenstones. These lands, and their merchant lords, were much wealthier than most Europish ethelmen, so they would pay for most of the Crosstyges -and earn the most from them as well, besunderly Venedy which would aover much of the Eastern Riche's lands when Micklegarth fell to Europish Crossriders. Italers would send Mark Paul to see Asia, would ground the first universities, teach folk like Thomas of Aquine and even give birth to Frithric of Sicily who would for a time also be Romish Caser and King of Jerusalem.In the South, where Normanish ethelmen had grounded their own kingdom in the 11th yearhundred, a foroned Kingdom would be grounded, first under the Deoch Hohenstaufen house, then under the Frankish House of Anjou and then the Hispanish House of Aragon, from whence Neapel would fall to the upcoming Hispanish Riche. The Great Pest of 1348 would kill nearly one-third of the befolking, but when they came back from that wreck, they would become home to both Humanism and the Renaissance, both of which later spread into Europe.
By the time of the Renaissance, Italy had become a toll of smallstates each under grip of a forst, de facto kings who held all the grip in trade and wealding. Their hoves would become weighty centres of art and witship. Italish forstdom were a new shape of state unlike feudalish kingdoms and nation-less Riches. These forstdoms were under politish dynasties and merchant houses such as the Medici in Florence, the Sforza in Milan, the Doria in Genua and the Mocenigo and Barbarigo in Venedy. The Reneissance was tehrefore an outcome of the wealth gathered by Italish tradesteads putoned with the wealth of their greatest families. When Micklegarth fell to the Ottomanish Riche, many Greekish wisemen and their writings would make their way to Italy, where they would shape what is now known as the Greekish-Romish Humanism. Meanwhile, after seven yearhundreds of Mahometish searobbery in the Middle Sea, it was the Ottomanish Riche closing down the Silkroad that got Europers to look for new tradeways. Lusitania and Hispania would hire Italish forkenners and pathfinders from the merchantrepublics to find new ways to Indey and China. Some of the best known of these pathfinders would be Christopher Colombus who found the New World, Iohannes Cabot who sailed for the Danelaw and found Newfoundland and Amerigo Vespucci who would find out that the New World wasn't truly Indey.
Another outcome of the Fall of Micklegarth was that the crigs in North Italy came to an end and Italish states banded together: Venedy, Neapel, Florence, Milan and the Churchstate would ground the Italish Bound, which would shield Italy from overfall by the Turkish Ottomaners. This would lead to the Italish Crigs, fought inside Italy between Frankriche under the House of Capet and Easterriche under the House of Hapsburgh. This Crig would mostly end with Northern Italy under lendmanship to the Easterrichish Hapsburghs and Neapel, Sardinia and Sicily under the Hispanish bough of the Hapsburghs. During the Anewing, the Churchstate brought forth the Catholicish Anewing: Namely the Trentish Rede (1545-1563), the Wonderworthy Netherlandish Crig under the Pope's Say (1570) and the Slaught of Lepanto (1571), the Frankish Churchcrigs, the Long Turkish Crig, the birth of the Academy of the Churchstate and the last years of the Thirty Years' Crig, and at last the grounding of the Holy League in late 1600s.
The Italish worthship would fall during the 1600s and the 1700s, in great part because they were not forbound to the Westsea Thralltrade. With the Hispanish and Frankish Afterfollowing Crigs and most weightily the Silesish Crigs and Holy Romish Burghercrig, South Italy fell to the Hispanish House of Bourbon while the North would be under lendmanship of the Hapsburghs. During the Westsea Revolutions, a foroned Italish state was grounded. The Republic of Italy would fight alongside the Deoch Sameband, and it would later fall onto the kingship of Joachim Murat, who all kings of Italy afterwards are erves of. Italy would be one of the losers of the Deoch Crig, and was split back into Toscane, Modna, Sapow, Venedy, Genua and Sardinia, but what Italers had gained during the Crig they would not give up easily.Throughout the 19th yearhundred, Italish Nationalists, spearheaded by the House of Murat, would work to ground a foroned kingdom holding as much of the halfieland as it could. This would become the Risorgimento. Under general Guiseppe Garibaldi, nationalists would overfall the Kingdom of Sapow, the mightiest of Italy's smallkingdoms, and put Humbert I, Joachim's greatson, on its throne in 1829. Then, the new regearing would, helped by Frankriche, overfall Easterriche during the Springtime of Folks in 1848, befreeing northern Italy and Venedy from Deoch grip. At the same time the Deoch were banding together into the Twithe Deoch Sameband and fighting Frankriche in the First Frankish-Deoch Crig, the Italers in Sapow would overfall Modna, Genua and Sardinia, grounding the Kingdom of Longbeardland. Longbeardland would fight alongside the Danelaw and Frankriche in the Crimish Crig in 1855, and then it would overfall the Churchstate in 1859, pushing the Pope's holdings back only to Latium. Garibaldi would overfall Neaples to make them swear true to the King in Turin, but he would be fanged and beheaded so Longbeardland would ground the Kingdom of Italy in 26 October 1860 instead. In 1870, Humbert I would band with Deochland against Frankriche and fight the Third Italish Unoffhanghoodcrig, taking the beleves of Sapow and pushing Frankriche out of the Alpish Berghs.
The new Kingdom was from its birth a Great Might. It would quickly industrialise in the north, while thorpely bits of the North and Middleitaly would be underonwicked and overfolked, hence making millions of Italers to wander away and ground a mickle, inflowsome folkscatter. Italy would become a colonialriche during the Wedleap for Africa, taking the Ottomanish holding in Tunis for their own as Carthage and then taking over Somaliland and Muratland in the Horn of Africa and wresting Tripolitania from the Ottomanish Riche. Italy would also fight as one of the Eight-Riche Bound in the Boxeruprising in China, which led to bits of Tiensin being given to Italy.
From early 20th yearhundred, Italish politic was held over by folk who wanted one state to hold inflow on all Italish lands. As such, they would fight in the First Great Crig to take Triest and Istria from Deochland. The Allies swore to give them a lion's share of plunder from Deoch and Ungarnnish lands: namely Krain and the Easterrichish Coastlands from Deochland, the Dalmasish Coasts from Ungarn, and even more bits of the Ottomanish Riche. As such Italy would be dragged into the crig in Alpish Berghchains which would lead to 650,000 of its soldiers dying before Deochland could break the Italish festings and beset her steads where near two million burghers would also be killed.
Not being given an aeremark for losing the crig made Italers mad, and they would band around Benito Mussolini and begin Italish fascism. Throughout the Interbellum, Italy would fand to forgreaten her lands, but her greatest loss would come in the Twithe Abyssinish Crig where not only did they not win and take the last beleving inlander kingdom in Africa, the Abyssiners would aover their holdings in both Muratland and Somaliland and never give them back. As such, fascistish Italers would fight in the Twithe Great Crig as a limbstate of the Brotherhood of Nations. Unlike what they'd been told, Italy did not overfall Deochland and instead went to aover Neapel and the Churchstate while also fanding to take a Greekland, Blackbergh, Croasy, Angledanish Egypt as wergeld for its loss in Abyssinia. Italy did well at first, beating Neapel and the Churchstate, as well as Croasy, Bulgarland and Greekland in the Balkan Halfieland. It even landed an overfall, putting much of Deoch Easterriche under besetting, but its luck would run out when New England landed 250,000 soldiers into Sicily in July 1943. Neapel and the Churchstate would be befreed by the allies by 8 September, but Turin, Italy's headstead, would not fall until April 1945, after which Italy would be kept under besetting until the crig's end. Nearly half a million Italers -burghers inholding- were killed during the Great Crig, with its worthship mostly shended. It would be left to keep only Carthage, which was seen as a Province of Italy rather than a colony, though the Churchstate and Neapel would be forgreatened through her lands -namely, the Churchstate was given most of middleitaly, while Sardinia and Corsica were given to Neapel.Italy would be a limb of the Europish Bound from the eyewink it began, namely in the Western Europish Bound. It would begin forbettering its worthshipand industrialising once again. Meanwhile Italy was fighting a colonialcrig in Carthage from 1953. They would leave Carthage in 1959, leaving it as an underlingstate but by all means unoffhung, namely under the same house that had held its throne before it was made a province of Italy in 1881. The marks between The Three Italias were redrawn along Latium in 1963, with both Neapel and the Churchstate being made to give back some Italish lands. This led to the Years of Lead where frightling bloodbaths, widespread gemeanstrides and a worthshiprisis would befall Italy, besunderly in the newly taken south and central Italy. The greatest of these was the Bologna Banehold Bloodbath of 1980 where 85 were killed. Italy would send in soldiers to the Churchstate and Neapel to put an end to these strides. Many feared a crig in Europe might begin soon, but then the Europish Bound came into Italy and split the land anew, giving the whole of Neapel to Italy but making them withdraw from the Churchstate. Italy's worthship made a comeback, and it became the fifth-greatest industrial land in 1970 when it became a limb of the Group of Seven. Meanwhile, Sicilish and Neapelish misdoers, namely the Sicilish Mafia, would put the land through a manifoldness of frightstrikes from 1992. In turn, Italy would send in thousands of its soldiers into southern Italy for Frithbringing. Beginning in early 2000s, Italy became the markle for a manifoldness of flightlings fleeing from Tripolitania, Egypt and Turkey, though while some folkstrides between these Africanish and Asianish newcomers and the Italish inlanders have happened, Italy has mostly beleved in frith and frother ever since 1992.
Regearing
On paper, Italy is a grounded kingdom following a parliamentarish democracy. The Crown is the root of all grips, and is mightier than most other crowns in Europe. It passes through erfship from the line of Joachim I Murat who was made king of the First Italish Kingdom during the Deoch Crigs. The king on the throne now is Humbert III Murat who took the throne in 1995 after his father Philip II died after 30 years on the throne. The King can bename his ministers whether the lawmaking body likes it or not, but such a thing has not happened at least since the Twithe Great Crig. Nowadays, the only 'names' the leader of the party holding the most seats in the lawthing as primeminister and the latter names his own ministers afterwards. Now, this ambight is held by Adelina Giordano of the Liberalnationalish party of Italy.The lawmaking body is the twocamerly Lawthing, which is made of a Senate whose 76 limbmen are benamed and the Fortreadershouse whose 349 limbmen hold their seats through wale. Italy's three weighty politish parties are the Liberalnationalers, the Five Star Waying and the Bound. These three parties have held 341 of the 349 Fortreaders' seats and 70 of the 76 of the Senate since 1961.
Italy's ambly speech is Italish, which is in true a daughterspeech of the old Romish Latinish and kin to Frankish, Hispanish, Lusitanish and their own daughterspeeches. It is spoken in the northern, more befolked parts of Italy, while the beleving south speaks Neapelish, a speech that has its root in Middle Italish, but who broke free from Italish as spoken in the north through the inflow of Arabish and later Normanish. Albanish, Catalanish, Deoch, Greekish, Krainish, Croasish, Frankish, Profensish, East and West Ladinish, Occitanish, Sardinish and Corsish are all seen as 'lawful smallhood speeches'. Thanks to its colonial gesheede in Northafrica, Italy has a mickle smallhood of Arabis speakers hailing from Tripolitania and Carthag, though these do not have an ambly stand, like the other 'smallhood speeches' said above.
Befolking
At the beginning of 2020, Italy had 53,634,193 folk living inside its marks. This tighthood of 190.36 heads for every foursideskilometers is higher than most Westeuropish lands. However, folk are not spread across the land evenly. The most tightly befolked gebede is the Padanish plain, making for more than half the land's whole befolking, and the steadly areas of Venedy and Neapel, while vast ords like the Alpish berghlands and the Apenninish highlands, Basiliscata and the ieland of Sardinia are barely befolked.
Italy's befolking nearly doubled during the 20th yearhundred, but this growth was not even. While the north, backed by her newly industrialised worthship, saw a childboom, the south only lost her befolking: Some fled to the north for work, some others fled elsewhere to Europe and the Americas. The same once again happened during the 1950s and 70s. High birthliness and birthrates kept in the north until the 1970s, after which they came to fall. Nowadays one out of every five in Italy is over 65 years old and it has the fifth oldest befolking in the world at a middler eld of 46.5. With that in mind, Italy has also seen a weighty growth in birthrate, going from 1.18 in 1995 to 1.41 in 2008, and believed to reach 2.1, the lowest rate needed for a befolking to keep the same, by 2030.Italy saw great outwandering from the late 19th yearhundred to the 1960s. In 1898-1914, the peak years of the Italish folkscatter, nearly 750,000 would wander out every year.As of now, there are 4.1 million Italers living abroad while at least 60 million folk with whole and half-Italish erf live in lands like Silverstream, Santa Crus, Cisplatina, Venediana, New England, New Albion, New Holland and Frankriche. The only other 'Italish' lands however are the Churchstate and Sanct Marine, both of whom in the Italish halfieland.
Italy being the rootland of Romish Catholicish Christendom and the first ord to be Christened by the Romish Riche, it is easy to understand that Romish Catholicish Christendom is the church with the most followers. It is also the Stateschurch: the King has to be of that belief as he gets crowned by the Pope, who holds his own lands in Rome and Latium. Italy's befolking is 85% Romish Catholic, being the fifth greatest Catholicish befolking in the world. Beliefwise smallhoods are Orthodoxish Christers in the south (2.5% of the befolking), a manifoldness of Anewed Churches all around Italy (1% of the befolking put together), and Judes who're the oldest lawful smallhood in belief in Italy, make for another 0.1% of the befolking. 11% of the befolking say to be godless, one of the smallest in Western Europe, while the beleving 0.4% are 'others', mostly Mahometers.
Worthship
Italy has a weighty, forthstriden, capitalistish blended worthship, ranking as the fourth-greatest in Europe and the 11th greatest in the world. A grounding limbstate of the Group of Seven, the Europish Bound and the OWSO, it is seen as one of the world's most industrialised lands and a leading nation in worldtrade and outfares. It is a highly onwicked land with the world's 8th highest tostand of life and the 24th by Menish Onwicking Index. Italy is well-known for her forthstriden business, her mickle landwork sector (with the world's greatest wine production), and for its inflowsome and well-known wagon, machinery, food, shaping and clothes industry.Italy is the world's sixth micklest herestelling land, following a worthship system not unlike that of Deochland's Mittelstand where there are a few worldly, multinational geselships and instead a manifoldness of small and middler-girthed geselships that are spread mostly in the herestellingbets and who are the backbone of Italy's herestellingsector. Italy was the world's 7th greatest outfarer, and its cloests ties are with other lands of the Europish Bound. Italy both fares in and out drivecraft, machinery, wagons, chemicals, foodstuff and drinks, tobacco, berghstuff and non-iron metals, mostly to Deochland, Frankriche, Hispania, the Netherlands, the Danelaw and New England.
Quoth the last national landwork headcount, there are 1.6 million farms in Italy, spreading across 12.7 million hectares, most of which in South Italy. They are nearly wholly small farms owned by families who run them. Grain makes for 31% of the farms, oilberry farms 8.2%, vineyards 5.4%, citrus farms 3.8% and sugarbeets 1.7%. What beleves is mostly made for wathelands and feed grains. Italy is the world's greatest producer of wine and one of the leading in oilberry oil, fruits and worts. The best-known wines in Italy are the Tocsanish Chianti and the Piemontish Barolo.
Italy is the fifth greatest markle for sightseers in the world, with more than 52.3 million coming to see the landmarks of the nation in 2016. The toteful bydraw of sightseeing to the worthship makes for 10.1% of the GIP and as a field had 1,082,000 workers (which is 5% of the toteful workers in the land). Italy is well-known for her sightseers' ways and is home to 55 World Erfsites, the most in the world. Venedy, Florence, Milan, Pisa, Palermo and Turin are some of the most seen steads in the whole of Europe.
Stridecrafts
The Italish Heere is the national land-based homewear, tolling at 109,703 in 2008. The Dardo shieldpancer, the Centauro pancerhunter and the Ariete pancer, and among its flytugs the Mangusta campliftscrewtug have been upmarched in many other lands, namely Carthage, Albania, Egypt and Tripolitania. It also has many Leopard I pancers and M113 manshipwagons. The Kingly Italish Marine in 2008 had 35,200 seamen with 85 ships and 123 flytugs. It is a blue-water marine that thanes in fighting searobbers in the Middlesea, the Redsea and the Aden Merebosum. Its flagship is the Flydeckship Giuseppe Garibaldi. Meanwhile the Kingly Italish Loftmight in 2008 had a strength of 43,882 and had 585 flytugs, namely 219 jets and 114 liftscrewtugs. The Carbiners, considered the military police of Italy, makes the last (and by some tolls the micklest) of the four boughs of Italy's Stridecrafts.
This is gonna piss off so many people, myself included
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Wobbegong and Graag brom
Why isn't it called Italialand like in old Norse?
Wobbegong and Graag brom
Right right
Wobbegong and Graag brom
(I am new, this nation is a sort of revision of my old nation, Hanzai City, so... this is my main account???)
My old nation: nation=hanzai_city
sup Ifak, you gunna t'um this shu-shatus or we gunna have to Frib your Tru Jash'at?
Haja-mishu, Graag brom, and Elfland
(Good. Read the rules if you haven't already, don't cause trouble, and enjoy your stay in the UIA Satanic Mental Asylum!
If you feel your condition is more severe and don't fear that you'll be at risk of brainrot from doing so, then you may want to consider going to our ward in Discord.)
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Haja-mishu, The islands of versilia, Graag brom, and Elfland
I like wards
Graag brom and Elfland
Grand Illusions: *exists*
*Happy Akel noises*
Haja-mishu, The islands of versilia, Graag brom, and Elfland
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Wobbegong, Haja-mishu, and Graag brom
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Added in grammatical gender articles for Kyrian English/Anglekyrishe.
Graag brom and Elfland
Possible (and definitely butchered) Nation Name Translations
Alkdoria: Dightership đas Alcedorlandishes Caserriche
Antipodia Australis: Dightership đas Australandes
Aureumterra: Caserriche đas Goldlandes
Caribbean Confederation: Confederatstates đas Caribbishes Iylands
Commonwealth of Man: 3emeanship đas Mancynes
Danelaw: Cyngdom đas Denelaw
Democratic East-Asia: Foronen Arfeđerrepublics đas Democratish Eastasiaes
Elfland: Greaterriche đas Elflandes
Graag Brom: Caserriche đas Tamralandes
Wobbegong, Graag brom, and The restored danelaw
(*Just randomly scrolling through factbooks one day and notice all the numbers beside the ones that were or are above 1 are lower*
*Who the bevek bothered to downvote all my factbooks? I'm assuming that's what happened given some of those were probably upvoted by nations that have since ceased to exist, and I'm not aware of any mechanic that actually removes such upvotes.*)
Ic beshylden đone ‘CCP’.
Graag brom and Elfland
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