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Chair Flavoured Candle: We need more quintuple hairstyles.
Retsu von Karma: What is a quintuple hairstyle like? Please describe, loquaciously.
Ren: I second this.
Chair Flavoured Candle: It is when five hairstyles are combined on a single head.
Retsu von Karma: Are they stacked one on top of the other?
Potato Potato: Absolutely.
Chair Flavoured Candle: They do not necessarily have to be, though they can be.
Potato Potato: They do have to be.

Retsu von Karma: I am so tired of eating biscuits. I thus found some confectionary during work today that did not taste like biscuits, and it made me glad.
Potato Potato: Perhaps you should eat more things that are not biscuits then. I would include cookies in this category.
Retsu von Karma: I am avoiding going in to town currently.
Ren: Why?
Potato Potato: Did they accuse you of being a witch again?
Retsu von Karma: I am constantly being accused of being a witch, or sometimes a ghost.

Res of the Star Wars: I shall tell Koth that we are endorsing animal cruelty.

Retsu von Karma: I have not seen Tangled in years. It was one of my favourite films when I was in college.
Chair Flavoured Candle: It is a good film.
Chaotic Sparkles: Tangled’s status as an excellent film is solid.
Socialist Platypus of the Conch Kingdom: The whole point of the story is indeed that tangled hair is very solid.
Chaotic Sparkles: This is true.
Baron Arkonnen: I am about to go and watch the new sequel to the recent Dune re-adaptation, so do not be surprised if I begin saying “desert power” each time the Sekhmet Legion performs admirably. I will of course be saying and doing many other insufferable things as well.

Mike: There are no regions beyond Osiris, merely lunatics.

Discord: Squash hopped into the server.
ALTRON: oshsq has been lost to the sands of time.
Tethys 13: Mummifies oshsq
Ghazia: Tethys is too fast for me, I did not even have time to prepare the jars!
Winteria Proxima: Indeed, though it seems that recently they keep forgetting to bury the deceased beneath a revolving door.
Tethys 13: It is not about 'forgetting'. If the name of the departed is not the same name as the arrival, I will assume they are different people.
Durmengrad the Osiran: When they join, the notification uses their nickname. When they leave, the notification uses their account name. This is chaos.
Tethys 13: Indeed. Discord should be forced to conform to ALTRON's parameters.
Retsu von Karma: ALTRON should be supreme.

Chair Flavoured Candle: Oh my goodness, only two more days!
Potato Potato: Can you believe it? Christmas is only two days away!
Retsu von Karma: They mean ‘of work’, genius.
Potato Potato: Thank you! I like to think that I am pretty smart.
Retsu von Karma: Chair, are you a ‘Santa tracker’?
Potato Potato: How do you know that Chair is not Father Christmas himself?
Ghazia: Because we call him “Father Christmas”, and not “Father Chair”.
Potato Potato: The name of North Korea’s ruling political party is ‘the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’, despite the fact that it is not very democratic. Thus, Chair could be Father Christmas.
Retsu von Karma: Chair is not good enough at driving cars to be able to fly a sleigh while communicating, and I have read through years of Osiris’ Discord server’s communication logs.
Chair Flavoured Candle: I am at least decent at driving, what do you mean?
Retsu von Karma: Chair, you should not send text messages while driving.
Chair Flavoured Candle: I do not do that, why would you think that I do? Texting and driving is a primary cause of accidents for individuals in my age range, what possible reason might I have to take that risk?
Retsu von Karma: I am proving that you are not Father Christmas.
Chair Flavoured Candle: How does that prove that I am not Father Christmas? Are you positing that Father Christmas sends text messages while driving?
Potato Potato: Of course he does. How else would he manage his slave empire whilst travelling the world?
Retsu von Karma: You have sent messages during Christmas Eve, ergo…
Chair Flavoured Candle: Well, it is worth mentioning that if I were Father Christmas, I also would not have to concern myself with air traffic in the same manner, with the exception of planes, which are exceptionally easy to detect.
Potato Potato: Plus, Father Christmas’ sleigh has air-to-air missiles and flares equipped, so you should be safe.
Retsu von Karma: What if the lowest speed setting of Father Christmas’ sleigh is ‘one night’? So, he could go faster than that if he desired, but he decided that there is no need.
Chair Flavoured Candle: Is your hypothetical suggesting that the sleigh is no longer pulled by reindeer, but instead operates more akin to a contemporary motor vehicle? Is that the direction this discussion is going?
Potato Potato: It should still be pulled by reindeer, but have settings determining how quickly the reindeer should move.
Chair Flavoured Candle: Are the reindeer robots, in that case?
Potato Potato: No. The settings determine the rapidity at which the reindeer are whipped. Perhaps there is a less horrible answer, however.
Retsu von Karma: Ah! I recall now that Chair did not know what a skidoo is, and therefore cannot be father Christmas. This case is closed!

Retsu von Karma: I was not born on this planet, and thus I do not have a circadian rhythm that matches with a 24-hour period.