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Now that's cool and all but sharks, with LAZERS is way cooler
Luna State and Mondie
Yes, if I did not have to feed them.
Discord quotes!!
Peaches: NS is down rn
Dakota: Yeah NS is having some issues.
Ren: it must have been dak's fault
Vara (in vc): I’m not flirting with a map, I’m flirting with a specific color of a map.
Dakota: also hey i haven't changed my pfp in 28 days.
Wym: Hmmm
Wym: Where's the real dak?
Dakota: @Koth DAD ARE YOU PROUD
Dakota: IT'S BEEN A MONTH
Skies (in vc): I get lost in my house all the time
Draco Drake: begins having Kobolds unflood the lair again
Should really invest in Tethys insurance.
Hertsmere: I'm surprised more people don't have potential Tethys insurance.
Vara: Hello this is Lake from State Farm
Dakota (in vc): I forgot that snow was cold why is it cold
Draco: Why are you letting some one dictate when you grow up? Be a man and seize it yourself. Be responsible. Eat all the cookies!
Join our Discord at https://discordapp.com/invite/bUAVwF6 !!!
Yes, to destroy the femboy haters
Also
I was searchin through some old quotes with the keyword candle, and it occurred to me I never answered this qotd nor did I know of it's existence therefore; gingerbread
wait what does that mean?
That you contributed substantially to activity on the Regional Message Board (here) last month.
Put me in a coastal fortress with a moat connected to the ocean that is a haven for sharks and other creatures, and I would be very happy.
oh cool, thanks Luna
Dragonian Alliance, Municipal coordinators, and Luna State
yes
Of Course, and for my... enemies. Yes, my enemies.
Of course. To protect the sharks from human predation. I'd feed them the remains of capitalists.
As a matter of duty. As a matter of honor.
Question Of The Day!!
What is more aesthetically pleasing in a room - a bird cage or a fish tank?
Fish tank def, some can be super pretty
Tethys 13 and Luna State
A fish tank. Bird cages are either so large as to be an eyesore or so small as to be cruel. They are also generally lacking in decoration, whereas fish tanks can be put on a shelf so as not to be in the way, and decorated very colourfully.
Luna State, Mondie, and Gonsuln
Fish tank. They are generally better designed or atleast have some decoration. I also note that bird cages are seen as cruel or a negative in figurative contexts.
Luna State and Mondie
Yes
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What's in a name? The State of News: The NEW Talking Point Article 2 Issue 3
PRESS RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The following matter has come to issue.
The Issue
A man by the name of &%*\@# Smith hit the headlines yesterday when he had his first name legally changed to ‘John’, citing the ridicule and stress he suffered because of his given name. Mr Smith publicly commented afterwards that there should be more restrictions on what parents can name their children.
The Debate:
“People do so love to be different,” says Insert Name Here, with a heavy sigh. “I don’t know what my folks were thinking when they named me. Probably about how ‘novel’ and ‘with it’ they were being, but I didn’t get a say in it did I? Growing up in my neighbourhood with the first name ‘Insert’ wasn’t fun at all I can tell you! The government should set up a registry of recognised names that are clean, sensible, and non-teasable. Kids deserve better.”
“It’s none of the government’s business what I name my daughter,” says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms. “Are you going to tell us what to think next? Where to go? Who to love? I don’t want some grey-faced bureaucrat deciding what name is appropriate for my child! What kind of country hates personal freedom so much you can’t even choose your own name?”
“Names? Names are so inefficient!” says Five-Oh-Three McGoohan, counting beads. “Who can honestly tell one Aphrodite Ruff from another? That name’s so popular now, I met three people at the mall with it just last week! Face it! Names are old-hat! Everyone ought to go by a government-allocated ID number instead, much more practical. Who could make fun of a child named Six-Eight-Four?”
The Resolution:
After listening to the debate and needing a resolution for the matter at issue, it is hereby resolved:
1. Parents are encouraged to give their children names found in the hundreds of books providing names and their description for continuing the spirit of the world.
2. Anyone who reaches the age of majority may change their juris name in court with proper papers filed as necessary to maintain continuity.
3. Everyone is usually given nicknames, that is normal practice. Legally we suggest filing a petition using the original birth certificate.
Unless someone has an serious issue with this resolution or there is a better opinion available, then this shall stand as opinion and policy without prejudice. All rights reserved and exercised.
Deerfield cove
Mada drol
osiris
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Clarification of HONOR:
The question here would be to clarify: Honor a reason for bigotry and heresy or honor as a code of conduct or honor as a way to justify violence?
Is it an honor to die for one's belief!?
Is it an honor to die for one's country?
Is it an honor to fight for freedom?
Is it an honor to kill simply because of mistaken honor and loyalty?
Is it an honor to violate someone else's belief system?
Is it an honor to destroy another Nation?
Is it an honor to violate someone else's rights?
Are these "HONOR CRIMES"?
One must always remain in honor. Violence should be avoided while dignity and integrity maintained.
Our great states and nations would like to vote on this with clarification of "HONOR" as the key factor.
PLEASE CLARIFY THE TERM HONOR:
Prohibition Of Honor-Based Violence
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Civil Rights
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Greater Cesnica
The General Assembly,
Believing that acts of honor-based violence are especially heinous, and represent a fundamental betrayal of the trust afforded by a person to their relatives and members of their community,
Appalled that such acts occur in this current day and age, often with the tacit or explicit support of local authorities,
Seeking to put an end to these vile acts,
Hereby:
Defines "honor-based violence" as an act of violence perpetrated against an individual by or at the direction of a relative or any other member of a community, due to the perception that the individual has brought shame or dishonor upon their family or community, or has otherwise violated an honor code.
Prohibits:
honor-based violence from being carried out in any member state and;
the belief that the victim of an act of violence brought shame or dishonor upon their family or community, or otherwise violated an honor code, from being permitted as a part of:
any defense in criminal proceedings or
any argument to reduce the severity of criminal penalties.
Requires member states to prosecute alleged honor-based violence with at least the same severity as they prosecute other forms of alleged unlawful violence against individuals.
Think about the term HONOR. Are these simply WAR CRIMES?
Greater Cesnica
Mada drol
Deerfield cove
Osiris
Fish tank
Deerfield cove and Mondie
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Dateline: March 9, New Hibernia
A prototype MAGLEV high speed train was unveiled in the Free Republic of Northern Irish Freedom capital city of New Hibernia today. With much fanfare and pomp and circumstance upon arrival, the ‘FRoNIF Banshee’ made its debut trip from New Belfast to New Hibernia, a distance of just over one hundred miles, in a blazing record time of twenty-six minutes flat, achieving a record-shattering average speed of over 400 miles-per-hour. On board the inaugural run were FRoNIF Transportation Secretary - Ms. Grace O'Malley, special executive counsel to High King RedHand O'Neill - Lord Gerry Adams, and the wonder train's lead designer - Lord Ernest Walton II. Ms. O'Malley gave a short speech to the hundreds of New Hibernian's in attendance at NH Grand Central Terminal for the day's festivities:
"The 'FRoNIF Banshee' and her coming siblings provide blinding speed, superior safety, splendid comfort, and above all - the freedom for all New Hibernians to pursue life, liberty, and the pursuit of personal and professional excellence for less than $25 Hibernian Marks and one half-hour's ride from one metropolitan centre to the next. The expanding mass transit systems of the Free Republic of Northern Irish Freedom ensure not only economic and environmental responsibility, but are indeed a large part of our grand republic’s national identity and unbreakable security. Let future generations look back on our casting off of archaic dogma, religious limitations, and our embrace of science and engineering perfection as a beacon of societal progression into a platinum age of Hibernian prosperity!”
The ‘FRoNIF Banshee’ is the prototype flagship of a new line of trains and high speed rail networks, leading the charge of a Billion Hibernian Marks investment in the past decade into the nation’s already impressive mass transit systems. FRoNIF Transit Systems, widely recognized as a world leader in safe, affordable, and efficient movement of people and products alike, is continuing its push into the transformation of aging personal transport infrastructure and supply woes in favor of much more environmentally friendly, personal-wealth-liberating mass transit systems. The new FRoNIF Transit MAGLEV network surrounds the island nation, with stops in other cosmopolitan locales such as Killarney, Limerick, Galway, Donegal, and Derry.
“I just LOVE TRAINS!” an excited FRoNIF youngster exclaimed as his mother was retching off the side of the loading platform. “Mama isn’t so sure, but I want to ride the train EVERY DAY!” he continued singing praises to the lightning train backed by the sounds of derp splatter and muffled onlooker gossiping.
Commenting while pinching his nose closed on the physics of such velocities on the human body and the gravitational forces verses digestive system fortitudes was Lord Ernest Walton II, the train’s chief designer and elder member of the FRoNIF Transportation Ministry:
“Of course there are… growing pains, but that’s to be expected with the introduction of such stellar new transportation technology. Just THINK of what we’ve accomplished here! The average speed on FRoNIF highways is less than forty miles-per-hour and are clogged beyond all hope! My ‘Banshee’ has bettered that speed by more than TEN TIMES! Plush, heated and cooled seating with ample space for handicapped citizens, tourists, and visitors of all shapes, sizes, ages, and dispositions, restroom and dining facilities, and even observation decks… these trains will be the envy of any mass transit system in the world! And with zero chance of collision, terrorism, or human error – the masses have never had it better! Come one, come all! Please make sure to have your complete medical history and immunization records available while purchasing your tickets online at…”
After medical care was provided to the dozens of shellshocked Belfastonian riders, free ride tickets were passed out to any and all New Hibernian takers to experience their own gut-wrenching turn on the “chuck it bucket” as one elder Republican chided:
“You won’t catch me or mine on that screaming death trap! Give me mah good ole’ Chevy suburban ANY DAY…” he trailed off while being escorted from the property.
Ten such terrifying trains are planned for the future of the FRoNIF MAGLEV Line, with a naming contest already underway for the three trains already under construction in New Belfast. The color schemes and graphic designs are also up for public input, with final decisions being left up to the nation’s noble leader and his designated ministers.
More news to come!
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