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I noticed that little bit of land next to Kenny that's unclaimed. I'd like to have my country start there and then go into the interior and South towards N00biana and Exxosia.
Would you like your inland borders (those not abutting OMGTKK, Exxosia, and Kamicaria) to be based on lines of latitude and longitude? Or follow geographical features? If lines of lines of latitude and longitude, you can select specific degrees for me to follow.
As Kenny said, you're taking over Kivisto's old plot, so I take that as him signing off on the land.
I was thinking the slices between 30 and 60 degrees west and the 0 degree line.
How far south? You can have 0º to 60ºW depending on how southward you extend.
At about 85ºS, you go out to 60ºW and get about 40km of Exxosian border.
At about 83ºS, you go out to 55ºW and only border Kenny on that side.
At about 82ºS, you go out to 42ºW and only border Kenny on that side.
I have you colored red at the moment, but you can also choose green or orange for this slot.
And capitol placement can also be addressed if you have a specific place in mind.
I think 85 degrees sounds perfect. As for the capital, maybe that island on the Sea of Bastards? Red is a fine color.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-y4ten2f4hUpYmGuDxazUoAtdButF1_8/view
Map version 40:
1. The Imperial State added — pending approval from TIS.
2. Tiny border fix on OMGTKK's Sea of Bastards coastline.
3. Possible mystery mountain found within The Imperial State near Exxosian border, does not appear on any other maps besides a 1972 Antarctic claims map, so might have been an illusion from drugs the NatGeo cartographer was on back then.
Omigodtheykilledkenny, Krioval, and The imperial state
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Looks great!
You know, Washington and Paradise City are perilously close to each other; I really hope there's no war. :P
Do we have an approximation on the length of TIS's border and mine? According to his most recent wire, it was about 1,500mi - but that was before he was formally placed on the map.
Anyway, I goofed a long time ago on the location of the Kettle Space Center (I think I said NW corner of Fleurdelisia, it should have been NE). So it should actually be somewhere on Cape Framnes (which would be renamed Cape Canada). Other stuff coming down the pipe too, if you're bored. ;)
If they tried, we can reroute that pipeline from Murrayland and see how they like unprocessed radioactive monkeys.
The border is 862.06 miles +/- 8.7 miles — which is 1387.363963km, so numbers.
Done.
Version 41: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-y4ten2f4hUpYmGuDxazUoAtdButF1_8/view
Omigodtheykilledkenny, The Palentine, The imperial state, and Perpetual Exemption
Time to build my own Iron Dome :)
There are some sort of creatures in the palace... I think they were a gift from someone in the region... I never really know these days. Is it a gift? A bioweapon? Disposing of failed genetic experiments by leaving them in my closets?
They look like someone tried to make a hybrid of a sphynxian tree cat and a tarsier... a very angry tarsier... While adorable in a monstrous way, they are impossible to potty train. I think whatever horrific breeding or manipulation that created them ended up leaving them mentally-challenged... *watches one run down the hallway outside, urinating like a wacky water weasel before colliding with the taxidermied tyrannopenguin in the alcove, yipping in fear, and launching itself through a window with the sudden expulsion of panic-diarrhea* ... they're like pugs... well, maybe not that bad... they're like a pug-and-a-half mentally.
We should make teacup Jaegermonsters. Imagine the surprise attacks they would be capable of. You send someone a little box and they open it up POW! BAM! WHAMMO! Tiny Jaegermonster to the face trying to get in touch with you about your automobile's warranty.
In related news, we've developed a new biotech marvel! A true dinner-and-a-show-in-one!
May I present!
*Pulls back a blue satin curtain to reveal a very angry monkey with a large metal implement poking out of it.*
Nutri-monkeys with ultra-high powered stun batons implanted in them!
*Grabs the metal implement and flips a switch on it, causing a horrific scene to unfold.*
Turn it on and within just 30 seconds, they projectile vomit out their internal organs and grill to perfection from the inside out before the charge is exhausted! Then you can eat it like a giant corndog. We're hopeful that they will sell well at Murrayland!
Omigodtheykilledkenny, The Palentine, Krioval, and The imperial state
For some reason I picture the pitchman for your nation's products to have the creepiness factor of Vince the Sham Wow Guy, and the loud and in your faceness of Billy Mays.😁
Omigodtheykilledkenny, The imperial state, and Perpetual Exemption
I have sort of days off through the end of the month, so if anyone is planning on dropping major map requests, they'll likely get way up in my productivity queue. Otherwise I am going to try to get very drunk and build a castle in minecraft.
The Palentine, Krioval, and Capitalist reich
Just beware of Creeper.😉
https://youtu.be/tL39UMY4760
apparently, wood chips are a big industry in my country.
:S
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Murray might be by with the appropriate housewarming gifts later, but till then, a big Welcome Back to Allech-atreus and Antarctic snefaldia! (Same player, btw, just in case any of you got prematurely excited over making two new friends...) And an additional big Welcome to Marie byrd land settlements, Dutch rational tribes, and Featherstonehaugh cholmondeley, all the way from "the other AO"! Make yourselves at home.
Well, the Declaration of the Festering Snakepit...err...General Assembly is up for vote in the SC. I must say it pretty much reads and looks like 200 lbs of fine wet Yeldan horses**t(TM) stuffed into an 100 lb sack. I think some player take themselves and the game too seriously. I voted FOR after flipping a coin since I really don't give a rat's arse on what the SC does.
I thought about showing up to the debate to poke the bear, so to speak, but I can't really muster up the effort. Maybe I'llsend the good but unwholseome Senator over so he can make a drunken ass out of himself...again.😉😁
Tabloids coo over Empress Jhessan Spaulding's expected child
Actually it was more like the muckrakers trying to figure out which one of the usual suspects *cough* Tehrani *cough* was the father of her twins.😁
It is rumoured that Empress Jhessan Spaulding uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions
That is patently untrue...she actually has diviners who gut and fondle the entrails of sheep, looking for auspicious augeries.😁
Reminds me of that s!@#post sampler, "If I wanted your opinion, I'd read it in your entrails."
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