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Regime Changes
2012/10/29 Foundation: Up to present barring some undocumented changes: [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2017/10/30; the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2017/10/30 the country has essentially become 10614 million nations within a nation. --> [b]Moralistic Democracy[/b] 2017/10/31; the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. --> [b]Right-wing Utopia[/b] 2017/11/14: Policy change - Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2017/11/23 New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2017/12/03 Canceled Policies; No Aircraft: Aircraft are banned. 2017/12/06 Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2017/12/06 New Policies; No Aircraft: Aircraft are banned. 2017/12/06 Canceled Policies; State Surveillance: The state heavily monitors citizen behavior and communication. 2017/12/08 The government is cracking down on subversive groups. --> (Corporate Police State) 2017/12/18 The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. --> New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2017/12/29 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. 2018/01/08 The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/01/11 Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. --> New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/01/14 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. 2018/01/19 Police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2018/01/20 Nadir Dystopia's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] Canceled Policies; Prohibition: Alcohol is banned. 2018/01/21 Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. --> New Policies; No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2018/01/22 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> [b]Right-wing Utopia[/b] New Policies; Public Protest: The right to public protest is considered to be essential. Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2018/01/28 Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. --> [b]Corporate Police State.[/b] Canceled Policies; Public Protest: The right to public protest is considered to be essential. 2018/01/29 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/01/30 Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Nadir Dystopia. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2018/01/31 Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2018/02/03 City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2018/02/06 A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2018/02/06 Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. --> [b]Right-wing Utopia[/b] 2018/02/07 The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero. --> [b]Moralistic Democracy[/b] 2018/02/12 The only place where one can see the Nadir Dystopian cherry tree is in a museum. --> [b]Right-wing Utopia[/b] 2018/02/14 Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. --> Canceled Policies; No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2018/02/19 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. 2018/03/02 New Policies; State Surveillance: The state heavily monitors citizen behavior and communication. 2018/03/09 Canceled Policies; State Surveillance: The state heavily monitors citizen behavior and communication. 2018/03/23 A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. --> [b]Corporate Police State.[/b] 2018/03/30 All alcohol is banned. New Policies; Prohibition: Alcohol is banned. 2018/04/05 Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2018/04/24 Businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation. Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2018/04/25 Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. --> New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/04/26 Citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. New Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2018/05/06 The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Canceled Policies; Gun Ownership: All citizens are required to own a firearm. 2018/05/08 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/05/13 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. 2018/05/20 tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors. --> Theocracy; Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/05/23 All marriages are arranged by the government. New Policies; Polygamy: Citizens may have multiple spouses. 2018/05/26 People hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy. Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/05/30 Mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals. --> New Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned. Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Railworks: Maintain a healthy economy in the absence of cars Bike Lane: Ban automobiles 2018/05/06 Former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones. Canceled Policies; State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted. 2018/06/09 Nadir Dystopia's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. --> Canceled Policies; Prohibition: Alcohol is banned. Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. --> New Policies; State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted. 2018/06/13 The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. --> Canceled Policies; Prudism: Strict modesty laws govern how citizens may dress. 2018/06/20 Nadir Dystopian schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside Nadir Dystopia. --> New Policies; Prudism: Strict modesty laws govern how citizens may dress. 2018/07/03 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2018/07/05 The nation is devoted to world peas. New Policies; No WMDs: The nation opposes the use of WMDs. Canceled Policies; Weapons of Mass Destruction: The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs. 2018/07/21 Cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes. Canceled Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned. 2018/07/29 Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/07/30 Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2018/07/31 The New Nadir Dystopian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms. New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/08/04 All alcohol is banned. --> [b] Iron Fist Consumerists.[/b] 2018/08/06 Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive". --> [b]New Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned.[/b] 2018/08/18 Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2018/09/02 Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2018/08/05 Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2018/09/11 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. --> [b]New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2018/09/12 The country has essentially become 12.499 billion nations within a nation. --> [b]Right-wing Utopia Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2018/09/22 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. [b]Canceled Policies; No Sports. Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2018/09/27 The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. [b]Canceled Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2018/09/28 Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2018/10/05 Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. [b]Corporate Police State[/b] [b]New Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2018/10/07 Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. --> [b]Right-wing Utopia[/b] 2018/10/07 Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2018/10/10 The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. [b]New Policies; Weapons of Mass Destruction: The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs. Canceled Policies; No WMDs: The nation opposes the use of WMDs.[/b] 2018/10/12 Nadir Dystopia's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. [b]Canceled Policies; Prohibition: Alcohol is banned.[/b] 2018/10/18 Membership in Dominionist Wahabism is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. --> New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/10/28 Citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious. --> [b] Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2018/11/9 Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Nadir Dystopia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. --> [b]New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2018/11/11 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. [b]Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2018/11/20 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2018/11/28 Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. [b]New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2018/12/18 Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips. New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/12/22 The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. --> Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2018/12/26 There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. --> [b]Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Perspective: Believe in religious tolerance[/b] 2018/12/28 The New Nadir Dystopian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms. [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2018/12/04 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. --> [b]New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2018/01/05 Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. --> [b]New Policies; State Surveillance: The state heavily monitors citizen behavior and communication.[/b] 2018/01/12 The barter economy has taken over as the Gold Deuda has become worthless. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] Employers may fire workers without giving any reason. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2018/01/13 New treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/01/15 Posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". --> [b]Canceled Policies; Parental Licensing: Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children.[/b] The new intercity submarine SSN Monster Pepero Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] Farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/1/20 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2019/1/24 Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/01/27 The police are reluctantly destroying millions of DNA records. --> [b]Canceled Policies; DNA Harvesting: Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state.[/b] 2019/01/28 Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/01/29 Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities. --> [b]New Policies; Parental Licensing: Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children. [/b] 2019/01/30 Cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned.[/b] 2019/02/02 Former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones. --> [b]Canceled Policies; State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted.[/b] 2019/02/10 newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. [b]New Pilicies; State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted.[/b] 2019/02/11 All tariffs have been abolished. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/02/11 Genetic researchers have been expelled. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/02/12 It's best not to ask what goes into Genova 13 Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/02/13 Citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/02/23 Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. --> [b]New Policies; Cannabis: Cannabis may be legally purchased.[/b] 2019/03/20 Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. --> [b]Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Together: Share the institution of marriage[/b] 2019/04/04 Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. --> [b]Father Knows Best State. Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Father Knows Best: Become a Father Knows Best state [/b] 2019/04/13 Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/04/23 Nadir Dystopians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed.[/b] 2019/04/26 Eminent domain has been abolished. --> [b] Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/05/01 Public shaming is the bedrock of Nadir Dystopian society. --> [b]New Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed.[/b] 2019/05/07 Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/05/13 Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/05/18 The new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Prison: jails and prisons are not employed.[/b] 2019/05/20 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. --> [b]New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2019/05/20 Chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government. --> [b] New Policies; No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. Canceled Policies; Cannabis: Cannabis may be legally purchased. [/b] 2019/05/21 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.[/b] 2019/05/22 An eye for an eye leaves Nadir Dystopia blind. --> [b]ew Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. No Prison; Jails and prisons are not employed. [/b] 2019/06/01 Acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. --> [b]New Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. Prohibition; Alcohol is banned. [/b] 2019/06/08 Shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves. --> [b] New Policies; Cannabis: Cannabis may be legally purchased. Canceled Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. [/b] 2019/06/27 Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Cannabis: Cannabis may be legally purchased.[/b] 2019/07/06 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2019/07/12 Emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Emigration: Citizens are not permitted to leave.[/b] 2019/07/20 The barter economy has taken over as the Gold Deuda has become worthless. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/07/24 Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/07/25 Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony. --> [b]Compulsory Consumerist State. Canceled Policies; Human Sacrifice: Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal.[/b] 2019/07/25 Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Polygamy: Citizens may have multiple spouses.[/b] 2019/07/26 Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/07/28 The world outside is only known of in folklore. --> [b]New Policies; No Emigration: Citizens are not permitted to leave.[/b] 2019/08/01 "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows. --> [b]New Policies; Human Sacrifice: Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal.[/b] 2019/08/03 The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2019/08/04 The word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive. --> [b]New Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2019/08/08 Membership in Dominionist Wahabism is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. --> [b] New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. [/b] 2019/08/11 Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/08/15 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.--> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/08/17 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. --> [b]New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2019/08/18 Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. --> [b]New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2019/08/19 Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". --> [b] New Policies; Climate Treaty: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty. [/b] 2019/09/23 Treasurer Marrano Rajao has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony. --> [b] Canceled Policies; Climate Treaty: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty. [/b] 2019/10/12 Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/10/31 Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony. --> [b] Canceled Policies; Theocracy. Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. Human Sacrifice: Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal. [/b] 2019/11/03 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> [b] Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. [/b] 2019/11/04 Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips. --> [b] New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. [/b] 2019/11/05 Cars are banned. --> [b] New Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned. [/b] 2019/11/19 People spend a lot on hair and nails. --> [b]New Policies; Human Sacrifice: Religious sacrifice of human beings is legal.[/b] 2019/11/22 It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/11/26 The New Nadir Dystopian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/12/02 Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. --> [b]New Policies; DNA Harvesting: Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state.[/b] 2019/12/09 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.[/b] 2019/12/09 Cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned.[/b] 2019/12/10 The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Monster CDR. --> [b]New Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.[/b] 2019/12/20 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2019/12/24 The barter economy has taken over as the Gold Pela has become worthless. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/12/25 Employers may fire workers without giving any reason. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2019/02/04 Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. --> [b] Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2019/02/05 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2020/02/07 Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2020/02/12 The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2020/02/14 Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2020/02/16 Police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2020/03/09 Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. --> [b]New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2020/03/19 The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2020/03/20 Large areas of Nadir Dystopia are not accessible by the public. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2020/03/22 Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Nadir Dystopian citizenship in droves. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance. --> [b]New Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2020/04/18 Eminent domain has been abolished. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2020/04/21 Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/05/01 A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2020/05/17 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/05/22 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.[/b] 2020/06/10 Membership in Dominionist Wahabism is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/07/03 All tariffs have been abolished. -->[b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2020/07/09 Genetic research has been halted. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2020/07/10 Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". --> [b]New Policies; Climate Treaty: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty.[/b] 2020/07/11 Prasident Kim Torra has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Climate Treaty: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty.[/b] 2020/07/21 There's never a spare chair in the retirement home. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/07/25 Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] · Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2020/08/01 Nadir Dystopians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed.[/b] 2020/08/06 An eye for an eye leaves Nadir Dystopia blind. --> [b] New Policies; ·No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. · No Prison; Jails and prisons are not employed. [/b] 2020/08/07 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2020/08/29 Everybody's got wood thanks to Prasident Kim Torra. --> [b] Corporate Police State.[/b] 2020/08/30 Farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops. --> [b] Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2020/09/02 Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. --> · New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2020/09/11 Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/09/14 Young people devote their entire lives to the faith. --> [b]· New Policies; Euthanasia: Citizens are legally entitled to end their lives. · Canceled Policies; No Abortion: Abortion is illegal.[/b] 2020/09/19 The barter economy has taken over as the Gold Pela has become worthless. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2020/09/20 Only the brainiest citizens become academics. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] - Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. --> [b]· New Policies; No Abortion: Abortion is illegal.[/b] 2020/10/04 People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare. --> [b]New Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens.[/b] 2020/10/12 There's stiff competition in the medical marketplace. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens.[/b] 2020/11/26 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> [b]Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.[/b] 2020/11/27 There's never a spare chair in the retirement home. --> [b]Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/12/06 Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips. --> [b]New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.[/b] 2020/12/12 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2020/12/13 The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Voxemita. --> [b]· New Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.[/b] 2021/01/03 Terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2021/01/04 The word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive. --> [b]· New Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents.[/b] 2021/01/07 Acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. --> [b]· New Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: all recreational drugs are prohibited.[/b] 2021/01/13 Prasident Isabel Díaz Ayuso lights cigars with a hundred-Gold Euro bill. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited.[/b] 2021/01/21 Nadir Dystopians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed.[/b] 2021/01/25 Cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; No Automobiles: Cars are banned.[/b] 2021/02/01 Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. --> [b]· New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.[/b] 2021/02/02 Gambling is outlawed. --> [b]· New Policies; No Gambling: Gambling is illegal.[/b] 2021/02/06 Rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; No Gambling: Gambling is illegal.[/b] 2021/02/10 Many Nadir Dystopians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. --> · [b]New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2021/02/11 The legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes. --> [b]· Canceled Policies; Vegetarianism: Vegetarianism is compulsory.[/b] 2021/02/16 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> · [b]Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited.[/b] 2021/02/18 Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. --> · [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2021/02/19 The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives. --> · [b]Iron Fist Consumerists.[/b] 2021/03/06 The barter economy has taken over as the Gold Euro has become worthless. --> [b]Corporate Police State[/b] 2021/03/07 One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Prasident Isabel Díaz Ayuso's office. --> [b]Iron Fist Consumerists[/b] 2021/03/14 People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare. --> · New Policies; Universal Health Care. The state provides health care to all citizens. 2021/03/17 The NHS has recently been discontinued. --> · Canceled Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens. 2021/04/07 Finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense. --> · New Policies; Vegetarianism: Vegetarianism is compulsory. 2021/04/09 Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/04/10 It is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2021/04/26 The Small Council has more than a little influence. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/05/05 The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2021/05/06 It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Few. · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. - Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. - Criminals are thrown to the Voxemitas to repay their debt to society. --> · New Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed. 2021/05/09 The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/05/10 Government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. 2021/05/12 Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. 2021/05/14 Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. --> Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. 2021/05/22 Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. - Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. 2021/05/23 Large areas of Nadir Dystopia are not accessible by the public. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. 2021/05/29 The dartboard at the Nadir Dystopian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President Isabel Díaz Ayuso's face. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. - Nadir Dystopians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. · Canceled Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed. 2021/06/01 Chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports. --> · New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. 2021/06/12 The practice of capital punishment proves divisive. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. - There's never a spare chair in the retirement home. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/06/20 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Rare to Few. · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2021/06/25 Street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/06/26 People caught mistreating Nadir Dystopia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Few to Rare. 2021/07/02 Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. --> ·New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2021/07/04 News editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing President Isabel Díaz Ayuso tend to disappear. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2021/07/10 Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". --> · New Policies; Climate Treaty: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty. 2021/07/11 The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. --> · Canceled Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents. 2021/07/13 Many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction. --> · Canceled Policies; Climate Treaty: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty. 2021/07/18 People who have lived their entire lives in Nadir Dystopia are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. --> · New Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents. 2021/07/19 The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/07/22 It is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. 2021/07/29 Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. - The only place where one can see the Nadir Dystopian cherry tree is in a museum. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Outlawed to Unheard Of. 2021/07/30 Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. 2021/08/01 Pocket dialling is a criminal offence. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. 2021/08/04 The barter economy has taken over as the Gold Euro has become worthless. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/08/12 Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2021/08/17 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> · Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. 2021/08/19 The government seizes all major gold finds. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2021/08/20 The automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/08/23 Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2021/08/24 People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare. --> · New Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens. - There's stiff competition in the medical marketplace. --> · Canceled Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens. 2021/08/31 The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/09/01 Island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2021/09/17 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2021/10/03 Criminals are thrown to the Voxemitas to repay their debt to society. --> · New Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed. 2021/10/11 Young people devote their entire lives to the faith. --> · Canceled Policies; No Abortion: Abortion is illegal. - Nadir Dystopians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. --> · Canceled Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed. 2021/10/13 Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Nadir Dystopia. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2021/10/14 The government is spending billions of Gold Euros on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist. --> · New Policies; Space Program: The nation runs a space program. · Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; The Worlds Above Us. Reach for the stars 2021/10/17 The space program has been reduced to President Isabel Díaz Ayuso's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle. --> · Canceled Policies; Space Program: The nation runs a space program. 2021/10/27 Chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports. --> · New Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited. - Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Nadir Dystopian roads. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2021/10/28 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> · Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2021/11/1 All tariffs have been abolished. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/11/3 Genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. - Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/11/7 Charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2021/11/9 The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Voxemita. --> · New Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2021/11/11 It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/11/12 Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. - Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/11/13 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2021/11/16 Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love President Isabel Díaz Ayuso. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. - There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. - Pet rocks are sold by the pound. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2021/11/17 Education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?". --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. - President Isabel Díaz Ayuso's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2021/11/18 Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. - Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. --> · New Policies; No Dissent. Public protests are illegal. 2021/11/21 Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2021/11/22 Jennifer Government is banned. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2021/12/05 Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies. --> · Canceled Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents. 2021/12/08 There's never a spare chair in the retirement home. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. - The word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive. --> · New Policies; No Immigration: Foreigners cannot become residents. 2021/12/24 Public shaming is the bedrock of Nadir Dystopian society. --> · New Policies; No Prison: Jails and prisons are not employed. 2022/01/09 The country has essentially become 19.774 billion nations within a nation. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/01/24 Modern Nadir Dystopian art is so hot right now. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/01/31 Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan. --> · Canceled Policies; No Sports: Physical contact sports are prohibited 2022/02/17 You gained the banner Custom #5. 2022/02/20 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/02/22 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> · Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2022/02/24 Posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". --> · Canceled Policies; Parental Licensing: Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children. 2022/02/28 Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. - The giant 80-storey carving of President Isabel Díaz Ayuso in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/03/10 Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/03/13 Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/03/15 Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order. --> · Canceled Policies; No Zoos: Animals may not be kept in confinement. 2022/03/24 The police are reluctantly destroying millions of DNA records. --> · Canceled Policies; DNA Harvesting: Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state. 2022/03/26 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2022/04/02 The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. - Bambi has been banned. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2022/04/05 Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Nadir Dystopian roads. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/04/06 Foreign nationals are widely distrusted. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. - The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/04/12 Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2022/04/18 Fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/05/01 The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Voxemita. --> · New Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2022/05/02 Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. · New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2022/05/03 The New Nadir Dystopian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/05/17 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/05/18 Police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2022/05/21 Acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. · New Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2022/05/22 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso lights cigars with a hundred-Gold Euro bill. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Outlawed to Unheard Of. · Canceled Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2022/05/26 Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/05/27 It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. - The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/05/30 Attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful. --> · New Policies; Autarky: The nation pursues a policy of economic self-sufficiency. 2022/06/14 Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2022/06/28 · You gained the banner Permanently Grounded. · You gained the banner Millennial Persistence. · You gained the banner Glorious Purpose. · You gained the banner Enduring Guidance. · You gained the banner Live Fast, Die Young. · You gained the banner Another Day Older and Deeper in Debt. · You gained the banner This Never Happened. · You gained the banner Overcomer. · You gained the banner Storied. · You gained the banner Slipped Through the Net. · You gained the banner Marathon not a Sprint. · You gained the banner Good Habits. · You gained the banner Insular Inhabitants. · You gained the banner Slavery, Serfdom, and Subjugation. · You gained the banner Grudges Are Forever?. · You gained the banner Stupid Is as Stupid Does. · You gained the banner Bushels of Baskets. · You gained the banner The Lost World. · You gained the banner Carry That Weight. · You gained the banner Well, That Escalated Quickly. 2022/07/02 The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. - The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Outlawed to Unheard Of. 2022/07/03 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/07/04 Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/07/08 The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/07/12 The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. --> · Canceled Policies; No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system. 2022/07/14 Many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of President Isabel Díaz Ayuso. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/07/18 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. - The endangered saltwater humpback Voxemita is only seen in captivity programs. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. · Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Undergrounded: Develop a thriving black market 2022/07/25 The tenet of free speech is held dear. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. - Women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. 2022/08/03 Large areas of Nadir Dystopia are not accessible by the public. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. - Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. - A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/08/04 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2022/08/08 Citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2022/08/11 Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. · New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2022/08/19 College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2022/08/22 Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Rare to Few. 2022/09/04 Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare. - Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. --> · New Policies; DNA Harvesting: Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state. 2022/09/11 Fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2022/09/17 The nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/09/18 Skyscrapers get built in just days. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/09/20 Many Nadir Dystopians are their brothers' keepers. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/09/21 It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/09/23 The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/09/29 Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Nadir Dystopian roads. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/10/07 The newest generation of Nadir Dystopians are nearly clone-like in appearance. --> · New Policies; Parental Licensing: Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children. 2022/10/18 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2022/10/19 The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2022/10/24 Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. 2022/10/25 The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Outlawed to Unheard Of. - Monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. 2022/10/27 It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Outlawed to Unheard Of. - The Small Council has more than a little influence. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/10/28 Membership in Dominionist Wahabism is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/11/03 Eminent domain has been abolished. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2022/11/04 Cities in Nadir Dystopia declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/11/07 The best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe. --> · Canceled Policies; Autarky: The nation pursues a policy of economic self-sufficiency. 2022/11/15 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso is plotting to coup the Pacific (Nadir Dystopia has found 8 easter eggs). --> 2022/11/20 Heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. 2022/11/22 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2022/11/24 Political activists are routinely executed. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2022/11/28 Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. --> · New Policies; No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2022/11/29 Emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Outlawed to Unheard Of. · Canceled Policies; No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2022/12/11 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2022/12/12 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. - The travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas. --> · New Policies; No Abortion: Abortion is illegal. · Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Suffer the Little Children: Refuse to support inevitably large families 2022/12/18 Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2022/12/20 Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/01/06 It is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. - The government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/01/09 Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. - Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Nadir Dystopia. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/01/29 The legal profession considers itself above the law. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2023/02/02 Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Praise the Lord and Pass the Doobie: Allow citizens to get high while searching for a higher power 2023/02/26 Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. --> · New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. - Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2023/02/27 The Small Council has more than a little influence. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2023/02/28 The tenet of free speech is held dear. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2023/03/01 Acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. --> · New Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2023/03/02 Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2023/03/13 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso lights cigars with a hundred-Gold Euro bill. --> · Canceled Policies; No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private. No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited. 2023/07/01 It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2023/07/13 The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Dominionist Wahabism. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2023/07/16 There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2023/07/19 Membership in Dominionist Wahabism is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2023/07/31 Posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". --> · Canceled Policies; Parental Licensing: Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children. 2023/08/04 The police are reluctantly destroying millions of DNA records. --> · Canceled Policies; DNA Harvesting: Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state. 2023/08/06 Autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2023/08/07 People experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/08/08 People eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare. --> · New Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens. 2023/08/11 The giant 80-storey carving of President Isabel Díaz Ayuso in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2023/08/16 One can walk from one side of Madrit to the other without setting foot on Nadir Dystopian soil. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2023/08/17 Police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/08/22 Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. --> · Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. 2023/08/28 The country has essentially become 23.304 billion nations within a nation. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2023/09/03 Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. --> · New Policies; DNA Harvesting: Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state. 2023/09/05 The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Rare to Few. 2023/09/06 Only the brainiest citizens become academics. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/09/07 President Isabel Díaz Ayuso has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2023/09/07 The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Nadir Dystopia" on tails. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2023/09/10 It is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from Iron Fist Consumerists to a Corporate Police State. 2023/09/12 Protests are illegal. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Few to Rare. 2023/09/15 Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. --> · Canceled Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2023/10/08 The legal profession considers itself above the law. --> · New Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal. 2023/10/29 Stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks. --> · New Policies; Child Self-Rearing: Children are left in the wilderness to raise themselves. · Canceled Policies; Curfew: The nation enforces a national curfew. · Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; Red in Tooth and Claw: Leave children to fend for themselves 2023/11/19 Martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2024/02/04 Men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic. --> · Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from a Corporate Police State to Iron Fist Consumerists. 2024/02/18 Soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy. --> · New Policies; Curfew: The nation enforces a national curfew. · Canceled Policies; Child Self-Rearing: Children are left in the wilderness to raise themselves. 2024/03/03 Former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · Canceled Policies; State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted. 2024/03/10 State media insists that President Isabel Díaz Ayuso is the most fashionable leader in Balder. --> · New Policies; State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted. 2024/04/07 A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. --> · Postcards from Nadir Dystopia; The Great Firewall: Control the dialogue 2024/05/05 Children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt. --> · Canceled Policies; Universal Health Care: The state provides health care to all citizens. 2024/06/10 Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights rose from Unheard Of to Rare. 2024/06/15 Countless government officials are accused of espionage. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Rare to Unheard Of. 2024/12/14 Most people attending churches are maintenance workers. --> · New Policies; Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory. 2025/01/20 Gun ownership is compulsory. --> · Nadir Dystopia's Civil Rights fell from Unheard Of to Outlawed. · Nadir Dystopia's Political Freedoms rose from Unheard Of to Rare. · New Policies; Gun Ownership: All citizens are required to own a firearm. · Canceled Policies; No Dissent: Public protests are illegal.