by The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly. . 42 reads.

the DND, the perfect drink

The DND ( Drunk and Disorderly)

The National drink.

1 glass each of Merlot with Maraschino liquor and Chardonnay with Chartreuse with because sommelier was too drunk to remember what you ordered. As a highlight; after serving the beverages, the sommelier takes an empty bottle smashes it on the bar and screams profanities. For an extra 5 dollars, you can be serenaded with a drinking song of your choice.