EMERGENCY NUCLEAR DISPATCH

DEAR LEADER,

I send you this telegram from a safe, undisclosed location.

I am here to request your URGENT assistance during this time of emergency.

We have registered several thousand nuclear missile launches across the world, headed toward Lazarus. To that end, in the interest of self defense, the nations of Lazarus have decided to unite in the Treadwellia Defense Force, an alliance dedicated to our mutual defense and the defense of our good friends in the nation of Treadwellia. We desperately need your help in this time of need, so here's what you can do to help!

Join our faction via this link! page=faction/fid=63

Join our discord channel to coordinate with other nations in the region! https://discord.gg/ZfGejBe

I await your immediate correspondence!

-Dr. Funkenstein
His Funkiness the Ruler of Funkadelia