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Dank Memes: The Truth

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History of DankMemes

by Aimdar-goomdar

History of DankMemes

DankMemes, as you see it today, wasn't always the region it was. Its beginnings were filled with constant anarchy, stalemates, lack of regional government, and desolation. Throughout its history, it has been through many times, many ages, and many events. But to get a full account of the history, we must start at the very beginning.

On October 30th, 2015, the region Dank Memes was established by the deleted nation The United Socialist States of Washington red skins, who set up an extremely small community in his region. The United Socialist States of Washington red skins, along with the other deleted nations The Republic of Dankshrektopia, The Dictatorship of Wckid, and The Rogue Nation of Rouge camp, were the nations that moved into the region on its first day. These nations were also the "Founding Fathers" of Dank Memes. These nations, along with others, composed of the first tiny community of Dank Memes. The reasons for these nations' deletion is unknown, however, it is known that they talked about explicit things in Dank Memes in the Regional Message Board. One of the nations, The Republic of DankShrekTopia, took it as far as to name the second poll of the region "Wang size " four days after the region was established. This sort of activity continued on, but eventually all of the "Founding Fathers" were deleted. The region ended up with a stagnant leader position and no WA Delegate, leaving the remaining nations residing in the region with nothing.

It was not until March 23, 2016 that La navasse came to Dank Memes, and until March 24 when La Navasse took power as WA Delegate. The nation then assumed de facto control of Dank Memes and its regional government and began to reconstruct the region's community through recruitment. Eventually, La Navasse grew the region to almost 80 nations during this time. La Navasse continued to hold power for 25 days, until the nation handed the Delegacy to Supernia, while still retaining authority over an executive officer position. This dual control continued along with the first elections of Dank Memes. However, the election and control of the region abruptly ended only 6 days after Supernia's ascension to the WA Delegacy, with Swarshengaggen, a puppet of La Navasse, taking the position by force. The former government went in exile, with Supernia departing for the region Supernia and La Navasse simply staying. La Navasse only maintained absolute control as Swarshengaggen for a short time.

This abrupt change of power led to the beginning of the Dark Ages for Dank Memes. The region got pulled back into anarchy as raiders vandalized the region and banjected many. Leaders never held power for more than a few days until they were overthrown, and it was until July 11, 2016 that La Navasse returned. Power was partially held by La Navasse until August 2, 2016, when the nation finally got elected as WA Delegate. The nation then began to rebuild the region, though not much.

After a period of mostly peaceful rule, La Navasse suddenly got violently ousted as WA Leader and was replaced by HYDRA Command invaders who wished to refound Dank Memes as a trophy region. During this time, the situation in Dank Memes was very dire as the region was at risk of completely being wiped out and having its contents replaced as a trophy of invaderdom.

On September 26, 2016, when the refound was attempted by HYDRA Command, Captain Woodhouse of Nazi Europa captured the refound and Dank Memes was put under the control of both Dank Memes natives and Nazi Europa through the "Nazi Europa and Dank Memes Liberation Agreement," also known as the NEDMLA. It promised, at the very least, partial control of Dank Memes by its former natives, provided that the region became a fascist state and provided eternal military assistance to Nazi Europa. This Agreement was put into effect after Nazi Europa fulfilled its part of the agreement, which was the successful refounding of Dank Memes and the control partially given to the natives. After another few deliberations, it was decided that IDank MemesI would be the region where nations of Dank Memes would reside, while Dank Memes would be the actual region that the nations would've joined when they join IDank MemesI. This temporary arrangement was believed to remain for a period of time, however, Captain Woodhouse decided to relocate to Dank Memes.

Because of the relocation, the region was unpassworded on October 3, 2016. However, this did not mark a rebirth of the Dank Memes community. Uncomfortable with the pressure of Nazi Europa and the lack of executive control, La navasse temporarily left the game for around two weeks. During this time, due to the failure of the joint effort between Nazi Europa and Dank Memes, Captain Woodhouse decided to abandon Dank Memes and return to Nazi Europa.

Following La navasse's disappearance, La navasse returned, and decided to resetup IDank MemesI, the former emergency bunker, as a new Dank Memes. This proved to be unsuccessful though, and as a result, La navasse founded DankMemes, the region we have today, under the Associate Nation Aimdar-goomdar, on December 1, 2016. Shortly after, La navasse began to work to bring the region back to its former position and beyond, and improve what we call today DankMemes.

As of now, DankMemes has reached over 100 nations, has set up its regional government, and has severed all ties with all Nazi and Fascist regions. Additionally, DankMemes has also developed its regional military, Slendermen.

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September 26, 2016, when the refound was attempted by HYDRA Command, Captain Woodhouse of Nazi Europa captured the refound and Dank Memes was put under the control of both Dank Memes natives and Nazi Europa through the "Nazi Europa and Dank Memes Liberation Agreement," also known as the NEDMLA. It promised, at the very least, partial control of Dank Memes by its former natives, provided that the region became a fascist state and provided eternal military assistance to Nazi Europa.

This Agreement was put into effect after Nazi Europa fulfilled its part of the agreement, which was the successful refounding of Dank Memes and the control partially given to the natives. After another few deliberations, it was decided that IDank MemesI would be the region where nations of Dank Memes would reside, while Dank Memes would be the actual region that the nations would've joined when they join IDank MemesI. This temporary arrangement was believed to remain for a period of time, however, Captain Woodhouse decided to relocate to Dank Memes.

Because of the relocation, the region was unpassworded on October 3, 2016. However, this did not mark a rebirth of the Dank Memes community. Uncomfortable with the pressure of Nazi Europa and the lack of executive control, The Navassa Islandball of La Navasse temporarily left the game for around two weeks. During this time, due to the failure of the joint effort between Nazi Europa and Dank Memes, Captain Woodhouse decided to abandon Dank Memes and return to Nazi Europa. —La navasse

Telegram evidence that La Navasse plays fast and loose with the truth.

La Navasse briefly left the game owing to his 'RL schedule'—or so he told Captain Woodhouse. He either lied to Woodhouse or he's lying in his dispatch.

La Navasse, not Captain Woodhouse, abandoned inactive Dank Memes. La Navasse promised Woodhouse he would build Dank Memes and secured a client key for recruitment purposes.

Captain Woodhouse never so much as hinted that he would keep his nation in floundering Dank Memes after La Navasse abandoned the region.

As Dank Memes' founder, Woodhouse relocated from NE to DM only so that DM could be opened for recruitment and region building per La Navasse's stated intent. Woodhouse lost most of the influence he acquired in NE resulting from the relocation.

NEDMLA is a figment of La Navasse's imagination. No formal agreement was ever reached; however, La Navasse was given all the freedom he needed to govern DM. The notion that he was pressured in any way is an outright lie.

Furthermore, although Woodhouse was attached to NE when he hawked Dank Memes' refound, he acted on his own with no direction from NE staff. Woodhouse made every decision regarding DM with zero input from NE staff.

Dank Memes and all other regions listed in BLITZKRIEG's Acquistions (nation=like_a_rock/detail=factbook) belong to Captain Woodhouse, first and foremost. Region ownership of Captain Woodhouse's NS real estate is for display purposes.

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