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by The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe. . 348 reads.

GIF-Heavy Welcome Guide for Newcomers to the Bar (WIP)

B I B O · E R G O · S U M
Hail Cthulhu!
The Bar
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What is this place, you ask?

We call this place the Bar. The Bar is an inter-dimensional bar, located in ████████. It is a dirty and radioactive facility, due to lack of maintenance. The radioactivity causes inanimate objects to come to life, have consciousness, and become sapient. All the drinks and food here are poisonous and fatal if swallowed. (The drinks are also very corrosive; they can melt holes down to the earth's core.) Thus, drinking the toilet water instead is recommended if you are in need of a decent meal. The Bar is owned by an orc who works his employees to the bone. The staff are not paid at all. Not even hazard pay is included, which is completely unfair considering the fact that the Bar is inhabited by Cthulhu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, along with the devoted fanatics of those gods. The Bar also houses violent drunks (a given), drug dealers, communists, assassins, a sapient pile of feces, a cannibalistic chef,
and many other interesting characters. Beware.

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