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The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland.
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Tzorsland Puppet Federation withdraws from the World Assembly
>>>“Knowledge and Thoroughness”
Recently, after a particularly nasty incident in the debate rooms of the World Assembly, where I was forcibly shown the door (they should be thankful for the weapon nullifiers because I would have had another “doll” to add to my collection) I have decided to withdraw from the World Assembly.
As a consequence, I have released the obligations of Frustrated Franciscans, a member of the Tzorsland Puppet Federation, to remain in the World Assembly. None of the other members of the Tzorsland Puppet Federation may join the World Assembly until such time as I, the Master, feel compelled to force them to do so.
At this point I do not wish to push the matter further. Frustrated Franciscans are already overjoyed that they can now pass legislation banning all abortions. Retired Werepenguins apparently is going full socialist and for some insane reason their economy is improving. Blue Booted Bobbies is still tending libertarian in Texas. And finally A Running Man is still running with an oversized pencil writing his way to somewhere. And clearly I have no intention of bringing Tzorsland into the Festering Snakepit at this time.