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IGP: USDL - CKMRF (Counter Kosher Meat Response Forces)
"For God's sake Ethel, put some pants on"
GOAL: To ensure the total and unequivocal compliance of Regional Legislation S001 - Keep Ethel From Running About With His Little Man Out amongst all member states of Snazzy.
JURISDICTION: All member states are required under S001 to allow CKMRF operatives unrestricted entry to any and all national fashion retailers, tailors, pawn shops, church collection bins and/or unguarded laundry hampers to ensure the success of CKMRF's mission of keeping Ethel in tightie whities (or in case of emergency, boxers) at all times and to prevent a possible region-wide apocalyptic scenario hereby termed Oh God Can't Unsee.
FUNDING AND MANAGEMENT: All expenses accrued by CKMRF shall be paid for by Gallade under standard IGP procedure, excluding:
-Collateral damage caused to structures, area or persons during CKMRF raids.
-Collateral damage caused to pants during CKMRF raids.
-Testicular trauma, acute or otherwise, to Ethel during CKMRF raids.
Exceptions will instead be covered through sanctions, monetary and phallic, imposed upon Ethel mermania for non-compliance with and/or blatant disrespect for S001.