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by The Magnificent People's State of 001AmEricA100. . 18 reads.

AmEricAn History, Vol. 1

001AmEricA100 was founded in 1784 by Rickard Pentulis and some others, on a small knoll near a river. Pentulis founded the nation after his home country lost all trace of his citizenship when the country's government building was burnt down by a fire breathing bear. Pentulis was kicked out of the country because he wasn't technically a citizen anymore, and the fact that his government disliked his differing beliefs. Pentulis and some followers of his journeyed across the land until they reached the knoll, where they built the city, and started a new civilization. Pentulis is believed to have taken his lucky bottle of mustard on his journey, which is why mustard is such a cultural icon among AmEricAns.

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