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The Empire of Mediobogdum


Flag of Mediobogdum


Motto: "She Stoops to Conquer"



Physical Geography Map of Mediobogdum



Population: 37.7 million
Population Density: 120 people per sq mile


Capital: Gariannonum
Largest City: Londinium


Official Language: English


National Language: Latin


Demonym: Mediobogdumian


Government:
- Emperor: Septimius Severus
- Founder: Septimius Severus


Legislature:
Senate
- Houses: Unicameral
- Speaker: Septimius Severus


Establishment:
from Empire of Gargonium Independence: AD 27


Land Area: 404,000 mile²

Water Area: 52,520 mile², Water % coverage 13%:


Elevation:
Highest Point: Mount Gargoyle: 14,403 ft above mean sea level
Lowest Point: Cretan Valley: 23 ft: below mean sea level


GDP (nominal): $73,580,391,872,593,920
GDP (nominal) per capita: $47,820
Average Salary per Employee: $69,086
Unemployment Rate: 2.78%


Human Development Index (NS Version): 82


Currency: Denarius


Time Zone: Greenwich Mean Time (+2) hrs


Drives on the: Right


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The Empire of Mediobogdum, commonly called Mediobogdum, is an Empire in southern Europe. It is bordered on the north by Celtia, on the south by Saxonia, by the east by the Augean Ocean, and on the west by Palatania. Mediobogdum covers 404,000 square miles and has an estimated population of 37.7 million. Mediobogdum comprises 4 Regions: Articularia in the southwest, Metricularia in the southeast, Proratia in the central and northwest, and Riducularia in the northeast and east. Each region is comprised of two 2 territories.

Regions and Territories of Mediobogdum
Articularia: Augustus, Caligula
Metricularia: Palladius, Septimius
Proratia: Tiberia, Dalmatia
Ridicularia: Romulus, Lucinius

Mediobogdum's Role in the World
Mediobogdum is a massive, industrially efficient nation, is notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population holds their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

Mediobogdum has a large number of colonies which it has acquired over the past 2,000 years as the result of wars, peace treaties, and subjugations. It is a major power on the world stage of economics and politics and always sends its representatives to the World Assembly, to attend Security Council and General Assembly meetings. It is also a senior member of many committees and sub-committees that form part of both of these legislative bodies.

Etymology

Origin of Mediobogdum's Name
During the first campaign that Septimius Severus waged in Britannia, he set up a series of forts along the northern limits of the Empire of Gargonium to afford protection to citizens from the war-like hordes of the Picts to the north. The most important fort in this chain was called Mediobogdum, and it was in honour of this outpost that the new name for the empire was coined. The fort was abandoned after the evacuation of troops in AD 35. The ruins are now one of the outstanding monuments to the rise of the new Mediobogdum Empire. The forts were capable of barracking up to 200 soldiers at a time.

Mediobogdum Fort, Articularia

Mediobogdum Fort is now one of the leading attractions for visitors to the Articularia Region and has been classified as a World Heritage Site under the auspices of the World Assembly Cultural Convention of 2010. The standard way to refer to a citizen of Mediobogdum is as a Mediobogdumian and the nation affectionately refers to their leader as "Medio".

History

Septimius Severus (23 BC-AD 46) founded Mediobogdum in AD 27 after a series of European wars that resulted in the death of hundreds of thousands of its inhabitants.

Emperor Septimius Severus (23 BC - AD 46)

At the end of these wars, the citizens of the then-named Empire of Gargonium, Septimus Severus was unanimously elected as its emperor as a reward given to the general who had led his nation's troops into battle with honour, valour, and steadfast leadership. One of Severus' first actions after his election was to rename his empire to that of Mediobogdum, to celebrate a new dawn for his people. The coat of arms for Septimius Severus was granted to him and all his male heirs in recognition of his services to the nation of Mediobogdum.


The Coat of Arms for the Severus Family

There were many arches scattered around the Empire built to honour Septimius Severus. Perhaps the most strikingly placed is the one on the approach to the city of Epicis Magna, the place of his birth.


The Triumphal Arch of Septimius Severus at Epicis Magna

There is another, much larger and more strategically prominent, arch dedicated to Severus which can be seen in Gariannonum, the capital city of Mediobogdum. The central archway of this triumphal edifice is spanned by a richly coffered semicircular vault and has lateral openings to each side archway. The Arch is about 68 feet in height and about 76 feet in width and is, in effect, a 'shrine' to which every citizen of Mediobogdum aspires to visit at least once in their lifetime.

Geography

Mediobogdum has a varied geography being bordered in the south by the Saxonian Mountain Range with peaks reaching up to 12,800 ft and whose tops are snow-covered for 6 months of the year. Its western border is bounded by the Palatanian Mountains of much lesser elevation with a highest peak just under 8,700 ft. Behind these mountains is the semi-desert area known as the Nero Wadi.

The eastern border consists of a very long and indented coastline into which flow numerous rivers, mainly from the west. Finally, the northern border is also mountainous having the highest range, the Celtician Range which has the region's highest peak, Mount Gargoyle at 14,403 ft.


Highest Peak in Mediobogdum - Mount Gargoyle, Ridicularia

The central areas of Mediobogdum have numerous freshwater lakes many of which are surrounded by mixed deciduous and coniferous woodlands. The largest of these lakes is Lake Baikal, Metricularia which covers almost 450 square miles.


Lake Baikal, Metricularia

The climate of Mediobogdum experiences more than one category. The eastern coastline experiences a maritime climate that is controlled by the Augean Ocean, which helps to sustain somewhat stable temperatures throughout the year with prevailing winds from the east. Central areas of Mediobogdum tend to have a slightly more temperate climate.


Maritime Climate of eastern Metricularia

Rainfall on the coastal areas average about 65 inches per year with temperatures ranging from 80 degrees Fahrenheit in summer down to 55 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter. Inland, the rainfall is about half that of the coastal regions whilst the mountains in the north and south experience annual snowfalls of between 12-24 feet.

Demographics

The chart below shows the growth of population and the ratio of females/males for the years 1971 and 2011, and the predicted figures for 2030 for Mediobogdum. There is a steady increase in population with the ratio of females/males remaining constant. But the outstanding trend is that there is a decreasing number of younger people in the nation and a corresponding increase in the number of older people. In short, Mediobogdum is suffering from an aging population which is putting pressure on social welfare issues.

Demographic of Ratio of Male/Female, and Population of Mediobogdum: 1971-2030

In classical demographic transition modeling, Mediobogdum has passed through Stage 1, where there are high birth and death rates with a stable population, and has now moved into Stages 2/3 where death rates are lowered, birth rates are beginning to also fall, but there is still a period of rapidly growing population.

The demographic chart for the types of employment in the Mediobogdum economy is a fairly standard one. There is an even distribution amongst the A, B, C1, C2, D, and E classifications which is commensurate with the nation's development as a mature, industrial economy.


Population
The growing population of Mediobogdum has already been discussed, but it is interesting to look at the breakdown of its population by ethnicity. The chart below shows that the largest ethnic group is white which is unsurprising as the nation's immediate neighbours are of the same ethnicity.


Pie Chart of Ethnicity of Mediobogdum's Population

The other major groups reflect the nature of Mediobogdum's past history where it has brought captured soldiers and slaves to work its mines and fields from regions many hundreds of miles away. In more recent times, migrant workers have been allowed to enter the nation in order to work on major infrastructure projects.

Language
The number of different languages which are spoken in Mediobogdum represents the greatest number in any region of the world. Mediobogdum has the highest number of polyglots ever to have been found in a single nation and this fact reflects the nation's past history which spans more than two millennia. During this time there has been massive migration of peoples from across the whole of Europe to Mediobogdum resulting from wars, and natural inter-breeding.


Languages Spoken in Mediobogdum

Religion

Mediobogdum allows complete freedom of religion to all its inhabitants. However, there are some laws/provisos/guidelines associated with this unusually liberal stance. The list which follows is far from exhaustive and individual interpretations of specific situations must be referred to the Department of Justice for arbitration and adjudication.


The Cathedral of St Joseph, Palatinia

No religious speeches or rantings of a non-Christian nature are allowed in a public place. If any citizen does so they will be arrested and tried for incitement to riot, an offence which carries a minimum prison sentence of 5 years with hard labour. Means of communication such as the use of radio, television, or the Internet to 'spread the word' are considered to be an offence in the same vein as actually speaking in public. The use of letters sent via public or private mail is permitted but the mass mailing of 'junk' recruitment literature, etc. is forbidden.

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The Blue Mosque of Celticia in Caligularia

Any number of religious assembly places may be built by the followers of any particular religion but no public funding will be made available and planning permission must be applied for and approved by at least 95% of the nation's delegates. Further, non-Christian religious assembly places must be built to such soundproofing standards that no noise from within the building can be heard at a distance of more than five yards from the building's outer walls or roof, otherwise, Law 1 above comes into effect. The use of voices or bells, recorded or live, or other audible devices to summon the faithful of any religious group is permitted but must be limited to no longer than a total of 5 minutes per day per religious building licensed to hold religious meetings.

Religious leaders must understand that in public places the attire which their followers wear that covers or partially covers the face, or enables the wearer to conceal automatic weapons, semi-automatic weapons, bombs, knives, or any other device which may intentionally or unintentionally harm any citizen, may result in on-the-spot searches by the police. If, after a police search a person is found to have such/any weapons or devices, they will be arrested and charged with treason against the nation and its people. Failure of religious leaders to adequately control and inculcate their own followers in a manner sufficiently strict to ensure this law's compliance will be considered as having committed an offence themselves. Citizens, or visitors to the nation, who violate this law will be dealt with in a manner that will deter others, thus: after arrest, they will be summarily tried without the right of the 'accused' to speak to the court, found guilty, taken to a place where they will be out of sight of the public and executed by lethal injection, denied burial, and be vapourized into oblivion.

Largest Cities

Rank

City

Metro area population

Region/Territory

1

Siderium

1,665,000

Meticularia, Palladius

2

Garriannonum

1,454,000

Meticularia, Septimia

3

Patavium

1,138,000

Proratia, Tiberia

4

Amorica

1,039,000

Proratia, Dalmatia

5

Methuseum

913,000

Meticularia, Palladia

6

Constantium

776,000

Articularia, Augustia

7

Legentium

672,000

Ridicularia, Lucinia

8

Heliopolis

497,000

Meticularia, Palladia

9

Rotomagus

338,000

Proratia, Romulia

10

Obulco

213,000

Ridicularia, Hadriania

Government

Septimius Severus allows his people to freely express their politics but places constraints on the number of political parties that may be formed. The government of Mediobogdum meets in the capital city of Gariannonum in the Senate building and is overseen by the Emperor. During the senate sessions, the Emperor wears the solid gold Shark's Tooth Seal of his office around his neck.


Shark's Tooth Seal of Emperor Septimius Severus

History of politics has shown time and time again that nations that allow more than three political entities to have their own structures and policies to offer a nation's people are going to end up with a weak, ineffective, and moribund, lame-duck government in perpetuity. For this reason, the Emperor has decreed that only the following political parties have the mandate to speak to the people and to offer them alternative ways to improve their quality of life, standard of living, the type of local and regional government which should exist, and the manner in which the safety and security of the nation can be ensured.


The Mediobogdum Senate in Gariannonum

Sanctioned Ideologies
Right-wing politics is a general descriptive term for any of several otherwise rather different, conservative, reactionary or fascist political ideologies. Their common denominator is their qualified or enthusiastic support for the main features of the current social and economic order, accepting all, or nearly all, of its inequalities of wealth, status, and privilege. In some cases, there is support for a return to an earlier, even more in egalitarian and hierarchical political-economic order.

Right-Wing Politics

Right-wing ideologies tend to emphasize the values of order, patriotism, social cohesion, and a personal sense of duty that makes the individual citizen who “knows his place” responsive to discipline from his political and social superiors.

Left-wing politics defines a broad spectrum of political beliefs with a few general tenets in common. In most cases, the left-wing of political ideology represents a belief in a strong central government, which used its power to help create economic and social equality.

Left-Wing Politics

People on the left wing generally believe in taking income from the wealthiest and redistributing it among the poorer part of the population. They also generally believe in enforcing social equality through governmental regulation. Socialism and modern liberalism are both examples of left-wing politics.

The policies formulated by each of these parties are up to the members concerned to decide and implement; however, the more intelligent and educated members of our society will have no doubt about which camp they fall into just by looking at the names. All citizens over the age of 18 years have to be a member of one of these three parties and once a citizen has voted for a political party they must remain with that party for a period of not less than 3 years.

All draft bills that the government of the day has managed to pass through the legislative process have to be sanctioned by the Emperor prior to becoming law. His decision to send the draft bill back to the Senate, or its outright rejection, may not be challenged - his word is final. The personal politics of the Emperor as illustrated below:



The Personal Politics of Emperor Septimius Severus

Foreign Relations
Mediobogdum is currently undergoing a period of excellent diplomatic relations throughout the world and has embassies with all Western European and North American countries, and most major countries in South America, Asia, and Australasia.



Mediobogdum's Embassy in Rosklia

Military
The current list of units that have met the latest, enhanced operational capability requirements, is detailed below. As further units attain this level, they will be added to this roll of increased functionality.

51st Foot and Mouth
47th Light Regiment of Sumos
1st Mothers of Medicus
Sagittarii Squadron
The Luckus Legion
85th Appenine Accensus
13th Capsarior Corps
5th Ballistarius Battalion
33rd Pedites
1st Praetorians
2nd Scorpionarians
121st Triarii

The Inventory of Lethal Weapons is classified as SECRET but those weapons which do not fall into this category are non-lethal weapons:

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Sticks and stones that break others' bones
Mudslingers
Looking daggers
Backstabbers


Backstabbers

Looks that kill
Arm wrestling
Mind games
Vitriolic verbiage
Cannon fodder


Cannon Fodder

The Nation of Mediobogdum is currently organized into three semi-autonomous Armed Services: the Navy, the Army, and the Air Force. There is a common battle flag in addition to the individual services' own flags.

Each Service within the Nation's Armed Forces is commanded by a Legatus who has supreme power over every aspect of recruitment, training, and operational readiness of his departmental troops, but he reports directly to the Emperor for his ability to meet external challenges of hostile approaches from would-be aggressor nations.

The three Legatus are allocated a budget by the Senate and competent running of this budget is paramount to ensure that the citizens of Mediobogdum get value for money. The State Audit Department has the right to inspect at no notice any/all financial aspects of any of the branches of the Armed Services. Annual bids for cash allocations for routine matters such as day-to-day management have to be prepared three years in advance. Any major projects such as the purchase of new ships and submarines, aircraft, missiles, or the building of new military bases, have to be staffed, prepared, and submitted at least ten years ahead of the proposed in-service dates.


The Mediobogdum Battle Flag

All male citizens over the age of 18 years of Mediobogdum are required to undergo 3 years of compulsory military training in either one of the three armed services of their choice. There is a financially very lucrative option for those who are considered suitable, for such conscripts to be offered a full career to the age of 55 years.

The rank structure in each of the Armed Services is based upon that of the late Roman Empire with every Service having the same ranks and level of pay for the same level of responsibility. The only difference between the servicemen who serve their Nation is their uniforms. Those for the Navy are dark blue, those of the Army are khaki/camouflage, and those for the Air Force are light blue.

Military security is of paramount importance to the Nation's well-being and any offences relating to the leaking of State or military secrets by citizens or foreign visitors will be dealt with summarily by Special Security Courts. Punishments for those found guilty can be severe ranging from 2 years in prison with hard labour for minor offences to the death penalty for acts of treason against the Nation or its people.

The Emperor has now been in power for over 25 years and as the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces he has inspired a level of loyalty and trust from each and every level of his troops. He has inspired the Nation with his iron-fist handling of threatening behaviour from potentially aggressive nations and he has vowed to make sure that the Nation's 9 million citizens are protected from those who would do them harm.

Economy

Economic Indicators
Rank: Frightening
Currency: Denarius
Fiscal Year: 2015
GDP (nominal): $73,580,391,872,593
GDP (nominal) per capita: $47,820
Labor Force: 23,377,165
Unemployment: 2.78%

The frighteningly efficient Mediobogdumian economy is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the tourism industry, with major contributions from the energy and retail sectors.


Mediobogdum Stock Market Trend Past 100 Years

Average income is an impressive 134,930 Denaris and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens, on average, earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest. Private industry dominates the economy at 90.5%, followed by Government at 7.7%, and an estimated Black Market of 1.8%. The value of the denari currency has remained stable over the last 50 years and many smaller foreign governments have felt confident in its future to purchase denari on the open currency market.


Gold Denari - Currency of Mediobogdum

Culture

Mediobogdum is an environmentally stunning nation and, with its extremely long history, has a fascinating range of architecture and archaeological sites, as well as many wonderful museums. Many of the archaeological sites are of World Heritage status. The government encourages and supports the arts with generous grants and the results are acknowledged throughout the world as being amongst the most forward-thinking.

One of the most outstanding monuments to Mediobogdum's glorious and imperialistic past is the Aqueduct at Pontius. Built in the 1st Century AD, it formed part of a 50 km system supplying water to the ancient town of Verulium with its population of 5,000.


World Heritage Site: Pont du Simeon Aqueduct, Pontius, Galigularia

Septimius Severus likes to become personally involved in many projects associated with the finer arts and he has commissioned a series of works by the renowned artist, J M W Turner, to commemorate the 2,000 years since the Empire's foundation. Perhaps the best-known picture from this series is The Forum at Vorglamia illustrated below.


The Forum at Vorglamia by J M W Turner

To celebrate the fact that Mediobogdum was blessed with such an outstanding natural environment, some 200 years ago the Senate agreed to fund the establishment of the Juliania National Park of almost 1,000 square miles of pristine countryside. This area was named after the wife of Septimius Severus.


View of the Juliania National Park

Theatre, music, opera, and dance also feature prominently in the Mediobogdumian culture with festivals being held on an annual basis in the capital, Garriannonum, during the summer months. These events are sponsored through the generosity of the nation's thriving business world. The popularity of this program has proved to be a great attraction to other nations whose heads of state are often found to frequent these festivals. One of the premier sites for music concerts is the magnificently opulent Caligularian Music Hall at Herculaneum, Proratia.


The Calligularian Music Hall at Herculaneum

Infrastructure

Over the centuries, Mediobogdum has developed its infrastructure like many other industrialized and developed nations. There is approximately 4,000 miles of modern motorways, 6,000 miles of rail track which is capable of allowing trains to run at speeds in excess of 250 mph, and there are three international airports that serve the burgeoning tourist trade and business needs. The most recently-opened airport if that of Londinium which can handle over 42,000 passengers per day. About 70% of the airport's acreage was made available by reclamation of some marshland, and using land-fill.


Londinium International Airport

The Vectis Express highspeed train services, which radiate from the Mediobogdum's major cities, are run with metronomic precision with bonus payments being made to those drivers whose trains' arrival and departure times are within 2 minutes of those scheduled. The government has invested billions of denari to maintain the rail system's efficiency and integrity. Passenger satisfaction rates are now at an all-time high of 94%.


Vectis Highspeed Train at Garriannonum Station

Energy

Mediobogdum is blessed with ample hydro-electricity potential with the many rivers which flow from the Celtia Range in the north, the Palatanian Mountains in the west, and the Saxonian Range in the south being harnessed. The government has authorised the building of a series of over 100 medium-scale hydroelectric dams in the mountains which can generate sufficient power to supply 45% of the nation's needs.


The Hydro-Electric Power Plant at Glantium, Proratia

Although there are very few reserves of coal and no oil or natural gas resources, Mediobogdum has built two nuclear reactor power plants on the coast at Lucinius and Romulus, both being located in the Ridicularia region. These nuclear power plants can generate sufficient electricity to meet the demands of 55% of the nation's needs when running at only 75% of their potential output. This leaves sufficient capacity for future growth of the energy market.


The Nuclear Power Plant at Romulus, Ridicularia

Last updated on 23rd August, 2018




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