opium blud high - a playboi carti fanfic - wip

It was just another day out on Opium Blud High. The birds were chirping, the cherry blossoms were blossoming… and one student was particularly late.

Carson: “AHHHHHHHH!”

Ken positively skidded through the halls, his dreadlocks flailing in the air like tendrils of pure desperation. Students parted their way as he seemed to fly across the floor, watching as he violated every rule the school had. Ts was NOT nonchalant; but then again, he didn’t have time to be. He swerved left, drifted right, and ahead? It was nothing but sprinting.

Eventually, Ken arrived in class… only to trip over the metal door stopper. After a brief tumble, he fell to the floor as he collided with a wall of muscle. And he flew right into the back of the most popular kid in the school - Cartier himself.

Carti: “Tch… what are you doing here, baka?”

He brushed off nonchalantly. Ken blushed heavily, his lips puckering with embarrassment as he picked up his books.

Ken (internally): “WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!”

Ken: “Oh, hehe… sorry… heh…”

Carti: “Eugh, it’s fine, I guess.”

That only made Ken blush harder as he sat down, shoulders arched upward. Eventually, Mr. Bourne arrived to class.

Mr. Bourne: “Alright, settle down class. Today, we’re going to be learning about ‘aura farming’.”

He wrote the term on the board.

Mr. Bourne: “Now, can anyone tell me what it means?”

Cartier’s hand shot up first, as usual. He was the definition of aura, after all.

Carti: “Aura farming is when you do stuff to seem cool and increase your aura points. Like not releasing an album for four years and breaking all of the teasers.”

Ken (internally): “Oh, why is he so smart? Why is he so handsome? Oh no, now my heart’s doing those funny bump-bump-bump things! Now I’m blushing even HARDER! Please, on opium, someone save me!”

Mr. Bourne: “Mr. Carson? Anything bothering you?”

Ken: “Oh, hehehe, nothing! Absolutely nothing at all! Why would you even say that? I’m fine!

Destroy Lonely: “Nyenyenyenyenye, someone’s in love with Carti~”

Immediately, Cartier turned towards him. Lonely’s skin turned pure white, going completely silent in a second.

Carti: “Yare yare daze… that’s enough. You’re annoying.”

Ken (internally): “T-thank… thank you…”

The rest of the day passed without incident. But as the bell rang and Carson collected his stuff, a visitor arrived.

Carti: “Yo… I’m really sorry for how Lonely treated you back there.”

Ken: “Oh, hehe… it’s nothing… that’s normal…”

Carti: “No, it’s not. You deserve better. What’s say… we go down to the burger place? Together.”

Ken: “J-… J-… Just us?”

Carti: “Just us.”

Ken (Internally): “OMG OMG OMGEEEEE! I’M ABOUT TO GO ON A DATE WITH THE BEST PERSON HERE! THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING! Okay, okay, play it cool. Don’t wanna stretch your deck with the HOTTEST PERSON EVER! Wait, no, play it cool!”

Ken: “Y-yeah. I’d like that.”

Chapter 2: Just The Two Of Us