The Second Dinner

The leaders of nations across The Outskirts have arrived in Slatavus Capitala, and are currently in the elevator of The Slatavian Spire heading to floor 94. The elevator is cramped, and seems to be playing the Slatavian national anthem.

*Ding*

The elevator doors open and the leaders step into the meeting room. The first thing they notice is a large painting, depicting Supreme Overlord Rob Bates and Overlord Vladimir Spindall killing Siegexian citizens. A long table is set with 10 seats as well as 2 throne-like chair at each end, one labeled Modric and the other Bates. The leaders sit. They look out the large window and see a small figure of a man fighting 2 Slatavian Crocodiles in the gore covered Superdome. The sky is a dark greenish brown with mushroom clouds visible in the background. What should be birds chirping is replaced by gunshots and slurs. Suddenly, a man walks through the door. He is wearing a croc skin hat and fur coat with a cigar in his mouth. He looks about 50.

“My name’s Fyodor Malenkof. I’m a lord of Slatavia. The Overlord should be here soon,” says the man. He reaches for a bottle of vodka and pours it into glasses before passing them to the leaders. He then passes out menus to the leaders. They look at the options:
Food:

Piece of Crocodile Brisket — 6 uranium bars
Sausage — 2 uranium bars
Smoked Gar — 3 uranium bars
Loaf of Bread — 3 uranium bars

Drinks:

Tap Water
Eckie-Ecola
Slatavian Vodka

The leaders look at the lord in surprise. “Yes,” he says “you do have to pay for the food. I don’t recommend the tap water, we drug it heavily,” the nobleman says before menacingly adding, “Don’t tell the citizens or you will not leave Slatavia with your head.” A few of the leaders go back to the elevator and down to the ATM to get uranium bars. A skinny waiter arrives wearing a gas mask and a dirty shirt. “Gimme your orders, dirty non-Slatavians.”

Goh Rak of Ohga Bohga Unga decides that he is hungry. Not wanting to pay for the Slatavian cuisine he asks the waiter to kill some friends he brought from The Cave and make a meal out of them. Goh Rak’s friends are lead down the elevator and what sounds like a machine gun and screaming is heard in the meeting room. A grinding noise and the smell of meat drifts into the room as the waiter exits the elevator with a large plate. He hands the plate of meat to Goh Rak and says “That’ll be 2 uranium bars for my services.”

Airbus A350-900 of Saphman searches the room for tablecloths. He finds 17 and stuffs them into his pockets before ordering 12 sausages.
(Rolled 17)

As Airbus A350-900 finishes his order Jimmy Mozzarela of Tutels comes up from the elevator with his bodyguards. The bodyguards stay in the elevator in case of an attack. Jimmy orders a sausage and a piece of crocodile brisket. The waiter brings out the 13 sausages and brisket, giving the two leaders their orders.
(Rolled 14)

Mr. Fifth of Quetornia decides not to order anything in order to keep from compromising his identity. He does however drop a tablet into his free complementary vodka. The tablet sizzles in the beverage, and the color of the vodka stays exactly the same. He takes a sip of the alcohol through his facemask and is suprised that it is the best thing he has ever tasted. He thanks Fyodor for the delicious vodka and for not poisoning it.
(Rolled 20)

(Written by Shuckletopia)
The Freakbob arrives in style, showing up in a glowing chariot. Still atop the chariot, he reveals a broadsword and charges towards Goh Rak in an attempt to take his life. However, the wheels on The Freakbob's chariot inexplicably fall off and he is thrown out of the chariot, stabbing himself with the sword in the process. Goh Rak laughs at the failed attempt: "Stu pid spong miss swing!"
(Rolled 2)

In the midst of all the action Roid Rogers of The FreeBird finally walks out of the bathroom in the Coconut Mall from the first dinner in Shuckletopia. Suprisingly, the bathroom defies the laws of reality and he exits the room in The Slatavian Spire. The leaders are suprised to see him for the first time since he ate some deadly hot sauce at the last gathering. He orders an Eckie-Ecola.
(Rolled 13)

While the leaders are telling Roid Rogers what he's missed, the elevator opens once more. The Son of The Great One walks out and into his meeting room. "I see I already missed some action," he says, looking at The Freakbob. He sits down at the head of the table. Fyodor quickly presents him with a luxury bottle of aged Slatavian vodka. He takes a swig through his helmet. "Sorry I'm late, my friends. An issue popped up in Luxivia. Anyway, this meeting room is boring. Shall we head to the Superdome VIP viewing floor?" The leaders bring their food down the elevator to floor 23: The VIP Lounge.

Mr. Fifth is not content with the gladiator in the Superdome. He tells The Son of the Great One that the fight is not entertaining enough. The Son of the Great One tells him that he should go into the arena and fight the crocodiles himself. Before Mr. Fifth can say no, two Slatavians take him to the large doors leading to the battlefield. He is handed a revolver and 36 uranium bullets to take on the crocodiles.
(Rolled 6)

Mr. Fifth is not shaken by the two 5 meter long Slatavian Crocodiles. Using the Space Stone in hus gauntlet, he creates 20 portals throughout the arena. He plans his shot, and fires a single bullet through a portal in an attempt to pierce many holes in the crocs. Sadly, the beasts are ravenous, and do not care about a few injuries. They lunge at Mr. Fifth, and his legs are ripped off by one of the crocs.
(Rolled 3)

Mr. Fifth sucks up his pain and draws his revolver yet again. He aims in at the first crocodile, who is casually chomping on his legs, and pulls the trigger. The uranium bullet flies out of the gun and hits the crocodile right between the eyes. The extra impact of the uranium instantly kills the beast. The other reptile charges Mr. Fifth yet again, but its eyes turn orange as ethereal energy comes from its mouth, heading to the Soul Stone of the gauntlet. Its eyes then turn white as it falls to the ground, dead.
(Rolled 15)

Goh Rak climbs down into the Superdome with his eyes on the dead crocodiles. He heads towards them and licks his lips. He bites into one and says, "Wow, meat!"

The Freakbob has now gotten up from his injuries and is sitting peacefully in his chair. Suddenly, a flash of white, holy light in seen in the VIP Lounge, and The Godslayer appears behind him. He grabs the Freakbob, there is another flash, and they both disapear. Then, they are in space, a few miles from the sun. The Godslayer seems to speak in an otherworldly voice. “You don’t seem to understand, you are not the strongest being in The Outskirts,” he says. Before the Freakbob can respond, The Godslayer, still grabbing him, flies at supersonic speed straight into the sun. When he comes out the other side, he is no longer holding The Freakbob.
(Rolled 15)
(Freakbob saving roll:6)

Jimmy Mozzarella orders his men to come into the VIP lounge and attack Goh Rak. The brutal Tutelsians rush the neanderthal and beat him with their legs (fists?). They manage to do some damage, but the caveman survives. Jimmy apologizes to the rest of the leaders for his actions.
(Rolled 16)
(Goh Rak saving roll:17)

Goh Rak attempts to summon the power of Ohg to erase the Freakbob and Patrick from existence and everyone’s minds. Sadly, Ohg is having fun chilling in Ohg heaven and doesn’t have the willpower to help his nation’s leader.
(Rolled 9)

Mr. Fifth attempts to use his Infinity Disintegrator Gauntlet once again, but this time with the Time Stone. He points the gauntlet at where his legs should be and summons the power of the stone. He reattaches his legs, but unfortunately he uses the stone for too long and his legs are ripped off again by a nonexistent Slatavian Crocodile and he feels the terrible pain again. He does manage to crawl back to the dinner, but in horrible pain.
(Rolled 1)

Huey Freeman of Alstratzkon runs at Mr. Fifth in an attempt to kill him. He throws a few punches at Mr. Fifth’s chest, but the fact remains that he is a child. Mr. Fifth is a little bruised, but he pushes Huey away and he stumbles onto the ground.
(Rolled 10)
(Mr. Fifth Saving roll:13)

Goh Rak tries once again to siphon The Freakbob’s existence, but he doesn’t realize that he is in Slatavia. He accidentally inhales some Slatavian air, which is deadly in large amounts, and he falls onto his back and hits his head.
(Rolled 3)

After the sudden attack from Huey, Mr. Fifth deploys his own S.H.O.T.-Gundam battle suit and reveals a huge sword on its waist. The blade turns purple, energized by the Power Stone. Mr. Fifth puts his mechanized hand on the handle of the 20 foot sword and the preforms a blade draw with the in the blink of an eye. A purple slash appears, leaving Huey Freeman incapacitated and bleeding.
(Rolled a 14)
(Huey Freeman saving roll: 10)

Ohg flies down from Ohg heaven and pulls out a holy Glock 19. He fires 5 shots at Jimmy Mozzarela. 4 of them clink off his shell and one hits him in the foot. Unfortunatly for Jimmy, these are godly bullets, and they do some damage. Ohg casts a spell to remove any traces of himself from history, and it works perfectly. I'm not quite sure why he did this, but Ohg is sucked into a void of his own creation and was erased from everyone's memories like he never existed. Jimmy is no longer sure who shot him, but he seems to be pretty much OK besides his gun wound.
(Rolled 16)
(Jimmy Mozzarela saving roll:12)

Mr. Fifth heads toward the now cornered and bleeding Huey Freeman in his S.H.O.T.-Gundam. He is no longer holding his sword, but a single shotgun slug between the large fingers of his mech. He holds out his hand and aims the shell at Huey's head: the dreaded Quetornian finger shotgun. The huge mech flicks the shell faster than the speed of sound. The tiny buckshot flies out of the slug and instantly kills the injured boy.
(Rolled 19)
(Huey Freeman saving roll:2)

Roid Rogers goes over to Mr. Fifth and taps him on the shoulder. Mr. Fifth turns atound to face Mr. Rogers and asks what he wants. Roid Rogers says, "You are killing people to make you feel more powerful, but what is your real purpose?" Mr. Fifth is confused, but these words really hurt him. As he reflects on his life, he is disapointed with himself. He if heard crying through his mask by the other leaders. He is clearly crippled with depression and he dies minutes later.
(Rolled 20)
(Mr. Fifth saving roll:5)

Before anyone can try to take the infinity gauntlet from the lifeless Mr. Fifth, four shadowy figures come up through the elevator and take his body away. They head to the elevator again and are not seen again.

Goh Rak is still quite angry at the unprovoked attack from Jimmy Mozzarela. He runs toward the turtle and starts to kick him around like a soccer ball. He dribbles him around the room for a bit before kicking him out the window. The window is made of bulletproof glass since the gladiators in the Superdome sometimes carry guns, so Jimmy hits the glass with a splat. Ivan Stratskov of Luxembuorg runs over to check the Tutelsian leader's vitals, wanting to hide the fact that he just got to the dinner, and concludes that Jimmy is dead. After his conclusion, Ivan orders a soda, a piece of crocodile brisket, and a loaf of bread, acting like he was there the whole time.
(Rolled 14)
(Jimmy Mozzarela saving roll:2)

The elevator opens again. To the leaders' suprise, Jim enters the lounge. He doesn't waste any time and grabs Goh Rak by the throat. He picks up the caveman and yells, "I'M SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!" before chokeslaming him onto the table. Goh Rak's throat is crushed in the impact with the table.
(Rolled 15)
(Goh Rak saving roll:5)

Chief Fus Roh Dah is angry at Jim for killing Goh Rak, so he heads to Slatavia to attempt to kill him. Sadly, the man guarding the Glorious Slatavian Wall has no clue who he is, and because he has no ID or invitation, the Chief is prohibited from entering.
(Rolled 5)

The Son of The Great One was tired of the other leaders trashing the VIP lounge and it was getting late, so he thanked them for coming and collected their owed money. He gave his condolences about the deaths of Jimmy Mozzarella, Mr. Fifth, Goh Rak, The Freakbob (whom he denied all allegations about his involvement with), and Huey Freeman. Ohg erased himself from history and is now floating in a void or being recruited by Huron Blackheart. The living leaders were given a free flight back to their respective nations and the second dinner came to an end.

Thanks to everyone who participated (and to Shuckletopia for helping to set it up)! I hope someone else makes another one of these dinners, but I did enjoy writing it. I probably won’t make another one though.