1. Never attempt to leave the confines of the Quarantine Zone.
Charge: Defection.
Punishable by eternal doom and misery.

2. Never question your allegiance to the Quarantine Zone, neither public nor privately.
Charges: Dishonor and/or Disgrace.
Punishable by a warning or eternal doom and misery.

3. Never advertise nor promote foreign regions, anywhere in the Quarantine Zone.
Charge: Espionage.
Punishable by suppression and possible ban.

4. Never be excessively mean.
Potential Charge: Injury.
Punishable by a strongly worded letter and/or ban-ejection.

5. Never try to coup, invade, and/or alter the regional government's composition without the express permission of The Council.
Charges: High Treason, Betrayal, Treachery, Perfidy and/or Attempt.
Punishable by blacklisting, ban, ejection, suppression, and/or eternal doom & misery.

— AR.1 Ban on Ohio Jokes; Never write, recite, incite, or make Ohio Jokes.
[Passed 14 to 5 — Nov 28 2023]
Punishable by censorship and ban.