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Zombie Network Pride Event
This month we held a pride even in our Core, every spectrum of out LGBTQ+ was there to show their support and love. The parade itself to 3 hours with over 100 different groups waving their flags. We spoke to one of our locals and heres what they thought of the parade “It’s free for all the community groups and LGBTQ+ organisations to take part, and we always encourage them to take part as much as possible. One of the things I always say is how proud I am of our allies who take part in the parade too.” I was their myself supporting my bi-sexual flag and my poly signs, taking pictures all day long. After a long day off cheering and meeting new people we had our own little party. Now we get ready for next years! Have fun everyone.
Stranded NASA Astronauts Take Emergency Slide Back To Earth
Given little choice but to deploy the safety measure, stranded NASA astronauts were forced to take an emergency slide back to earth, sources confirmed Friday. “After realizing that a mechanical failure had made it impossible to return to Earth in the Orion spacecraft, we released the 286-mile inflatable slide stored by the emergency exits,” said mission leader Ray Harmon, telling reporters that the assembled crew had lined up in an orderly fashion while holding their flotation devices in case they were sucked into the vacuum of space. “Fortunately we have protocols in place for this type of eventuality, and everything should go smoothly and comfortably for the passengers apart from a potential fall of a few dozen vertical miles if the slide lets out over a chasm or canyon.” At press time, Harmon confirmed that the ride down the slide had actually been kind of fun apart from burning up upon entry into the Earth’s atmosphere.
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