Olympics Monkey

Monkeyball: you kick a monkey stuffed ball in the air towards the other team. Kind of like volley ball eckept you can’t handle the ball.
Barbecue: Most monkeys barbecued in a hour is the winner.
Monkey flogging: points earned by flogging a monkey. Lose points by dlogging yourself.
Monkey fur shaving: most shaved monkey skins wins.
Monkey basketball: basketball but with a live monkey.
Monkey trampoline: Person jumps on a trampoline and does cool tricks while being attacked by monkeys.
Banana target throwing: a Target attracted by bananas. It is like shooting.
Hog rider race: hogs and pigs specially imported by 69 virus (old nation)
Are given saddles. Humans then ride the hogs to victory.
Beyblade races. Beyblades are launched to the track. The one that goes the farthest wins.
Newcomb ball: volleyball catching game.
Frisbee boxing: Boxing but with frisbees not gloves.
Murzyniarka chugging event: chug a 33 ounce bottle as fast as you can
Skibidi toilet smashing: People will smash robotic toilets with heads.
Tea party: Throw tea boxes overboard a ship in 10 minutes.
Designer bag burnings: Burn designer bags duh