BREAKING NEWS: Kaiser Heinrich has been shot

Today at 13:01, Kaiser Heinrich Staude IV was shot in the middle of a speech about the troubling rise of anti-Semitism in the country. He gave the speech just outside the Reichstag in the capital of Neu Neukölln.

The suspect has just been apprehended by the police, a 37-year old man named Hans Kron, a member of the banned political party the, Nationalsozialistische Donauwörterner Arbeiterpartei. (A party which has been banned from practicing politics since 1939 in which they attempted to put in place a German puppet government).

While the Kaiser has been rushed to the hospital, eyewitness accounts and the hospital staff have confirmed that the 54-year old leader was dead on arrival to the hospital.

Another troubling issue, the heir apparent, Kronprinz Öwen Staude, is currently on a diplomatic visit to Tokyo. The Kronprinz has been notified of his father's death and is on route back to Donauwörtern.

However there is currently major unrest all across the country, and will take the Kronprinz approximately 9 hours to return home at the fastest. Until then, stay tuned for further updates.