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Cellulose Centrist Party
Founded: July 17th, 2022
Founder: Cerata
Co-Founder: Socialist States of Ludistan
Politics: Centrist/Balooist
Motto: Ceteris Paribus
We plan on giving every single person here as big a voice that we can give them. We will not lie and say that we come with something revolutionary, something that has never been done before, and something that no other party promises. We are not that kind of party.
However we are a party that recognises this region’s diversity, and so instead of creating a cabinet of ministers that will do our bidding, we will try to make it as diverse as possible, so we can always find a solution that will satisfy the most people possible, and not just the people who saw the poll that day.
Because despite our diversity we’re not always civil, we’re not always peaceful, and we’re definitely not perfect. And we’re not trying to make us that, we’re just trying to find fine line between what the majority and what the minority wants, and who the minority and majority changes depending on the circumstances. On one case the minority could be your opposition, and on the next it could be you. Vote for us if you always want to be represented, even if you’re the minority.
Go Safe, Go Centrist.