Queen Sighting Near Sauce National Park!

Sixth of July, 2022
Today's headline: A family of three were graced by the glorious, incomparable beauty of the Queen near the entrance of Sauce National Park.
Ever since, "the Incident," seven years ago, when Her Majesty burned down the capital city and fought off a veritable army with a plastic fork and a statue, she has been wondering the countryside ransacking homes and scarfing down cheese wheels "indiscriminately."
Most recently, it is believed the Queen was single-handedly responsible for the death of 2,001 orphans she claims had somehow wronged her in the past. Our Great Ruler had the following to say; "Yeah, I bet it was eye contact. It's usually eye contact."
After the great nation of Soy Sauce lost half of its military forces two months ago in an attempt to flush the Queen out of the forest using chemical weapons and fire there has been a reported 72% increase in Queen-related incidents worldwide.
Regardless of her crimes against humanity, the nation still heartily unites every year to honor her life, as well as celebrate her impending death.