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by The Office of The First Warden. . 208 reads.

the grey wardens - a major minor update

this minor update had some major turnout.

there were three peeps from the league, who used to play in the minor leagues but now play major league even at minor updates, playing a major part in our success. The rra, hailing from trr and one of the major defender orgs, also brought their minor gang and even though their total contribution in terms of numbers was minor, they were one of the major contributors to shitposting in #liberation, including by frattastan (a minor gameplay celebrity). There were also some south pacificans, who you might remember from that major milograd minnow malady from 2013, also bringing two, including Moon who is a major stalwart of moonor updates. There were some miscellaneous other people too, like dimitrinor, marinor, kurninginor, nijinor, mendor, and waste. It was a bit weird for me because I'm 35 and it felt like a majority of these minor updaters are minors.

Oh of course there were a major amount of wardens too. specifically, we had quebec (the minor tim you could say), tim (the major quebec you could say and the last legitimate pharaoh of osighris, a former major gameplay region), fauxia who had a major lack of faux to give, grea kriopia who is kinda the major girlboss right now, luca who is kinda the other major girlboss, paul haku who is also a minor celebrity and currently being commended, nakari who is a major fren and a minor guinea pic enthusiast, sulenia whose major name shall not be sullied, eshia who majors in tetris openers, merlin who is offensively finnish in a major way, merni whose name is almost an anagram of minor, and me, a major celebrity whose favorite chord is A# minor 9#11.

unfortunately the raiders had a minor number of hits because they tried some minor annoyance tactics against the major doomstack of the minor crew chasers going majorly hard. but despite all that, the majority of the raider's targets were either defended or missed, and we chased after every one no matter how minor the target was. therefore we had a majority of wins on this minor update with a minor amount of total wins (compared to the major chase records). because as it turns out, getting major wins even on minor updates is in our DNA, encoded into the very aminor acids within us.

oh by the way, i am very much aware that this report is majorly dumb. i didn't bother proofreading, so i apologize for minor formatting or spelling errors throughout.

Wardens:
First Warden Grea Kriopia
Chamberlain Luca
Commander Paul Hanku
Commander Roavin
Commander Sir Merlin
Commander Tim
Constable Moon
Constable Nakari
Lieutenant Merni
Lieutenant Quebecshire
Lieutenant Sulenia
Warden Eshialand
Warden Fauxia

Friends:
Craig
Paleocacher
waste
frattlecakes
Dimitri
Ender
Kurnugia
Marina
Nijil1

Defenses (12):
nomadic_cultures_of_steppe
iron_fist_kings
moon_prism_power_make_up
cudreobar
glartica
new_year
the_southern_alliance
old_world
goose_union
deep_water_3
troll
mount_niagara


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