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by The Sea of Communist Beijing Must be China. . 403 reads.

Maybe's Revenge II - It's not Maybe, it's ██████

Writer: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE YOU START READING, READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET THIS SERIES. ALSO, IT'S RECOMMENDED TO READ THIS IN LIGHT MODE. I APPRECIATE YOU UPVOTING THIS DISPATCH. HAVE YOU DONE IT? THANKS, NOW BACK TO THE SERIES.

Narrator: It has been a few years since Maybe became a Chinese citizen, and he's having a great time. Yes and No are doing well in China as well, they made millions of dollars after selling an NFT promoting China as the "best country in the world". All captions are Chinese, how would he have sold it otherwise?


An illustration of the NFT Yes and No sold

Narrator: And here's where our story picks up, the date's 19 November 2027.
Yes: Hey, No, what are we gonna do with all our money after selling that NFT?
No: I got no idea. Maybe immigrate to some other country. Did you get an idea?
Yes: Yeah! We move back to America. Hollywood Hills?
No: That could be a nice one.
Yes: So is that a... yes!?
No: Remember the episodes? No one can control what they expect of me. Of course, it is, bro!
Yes: Ayy! That's your 27th yes in the month. Insane improvements!
No: Thanks! Now we gotta deal with leaving our life in China and moving back to America.

Narrator: Well, they buy tickets and pack everything up. Along with their million "dollars". Before they bought the penthouse was going to buy, we jump back in. It's 23 November 2027 now.
No: Ok, what's 3 million yen to American bucks?
Yes: Uhh...
No: What?
Yes: $446,700...
No: Stop. I have a plan.
Yes: What's it?
No: You'll see.

Narrator: They stayed in China at the moment, spending their days mostly scouring the internet. We skipped a bunch of days, it's now 12 December 2027.
No: I found it! Finally!
Yes: You found it?
No: Yeah, and it's being sold for 5 yuan.
Yes: pfffffffffft
--both laugh hard--
Yes: That's hilarious! Anyway, imma buy it.
No: WAIT NO DON'T-
--yes buys it--
Yes: Hmm... fake banks... blah blah blah... They're tryna scam us!
No: Bro, we got 3 million yuan to spend. I'm all for it unless it's not a password scam or just a money scam.
Yes: Sounds completely dumb but I trust you. les do dis

No: All the payment options are insecure. If I can use a translator I can talk to the scammer seller and maybe get his money that way.
Yes: Yeah, good idea. I'll inspect everything first.
Yes: Wait, no! Before you buy it, I gotta tell you what I found. It's a fake website, the pay button leads you to a virus, and the only secure option I can find is the PayPal logo. Click the PayPal logo.
No: Done and done.
Yes: Yes! Now we just paid 5 bucks for our NFT! Let's go!
Yes: Now we sell it the way we did.
No: Let's do it.

Narrator: Okay, pause. I'm sorry. But here's what they did. [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] ███████████████████ [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] ████████████████████████. Okay? Good. Now skipping through the day.
No: We got the money!!!
Yes: We got it! Let's go!!! Now we just gotta convert all this money through hacker stuff...
Yes: Now we got... 20 MILLION DOLLARS!!!... according to this.


What Yes and No see

No: That's gotta be legit!
Yes: No. I registered a bank at bankregister.com, then I uploaded the bank file to Pentagon and when it's on there, only the highest level people can remove it (which is the HLevelMAX people.), and they probably won't notice so it's legit on there. I added 499 fake customers, and the first customer is us. It'll look legit to those higher-ups. Even you fell for it!
No: Bro, no way. We now have 20 million dollars!
both party
Yes: But before we fly, we gotta make a fake website, app, and all the good stuff an American bank has.
No: Or we could PayPal the money from the fake bank account to our old American bank account...
Yes: That might work. Let me see if our old account isn't compromised... and it isn't!
No: Great! But the government might be suspicious about a twenty-million-dollar transfer from a bank, I just realised.
Yes: So be it. They'll rather be suspicious of the one who sent it rather than the one receiving it all.
No: Oh yeah, that's smart. But both the ones who sent and received the money are us...
Yes: Then they'll be searching us either way...

Writer: I'm sorry for the previous episode being short, it's that I had to go somewhere and I didn't have time to write another episode then. Got that? Thanks, now let's see Episode 3.

Narrator: We skipped a bit, because planning = boring, duh! To the action!
No: So you booked a private jet, and we're gonna board it?
Yes: Yes, I just did book a private jet, and yes, we are going to board it.
No: Great, and we're on the way to the airport!

Narrator: More boring, boring parts. We're gonna skippity skip to the end of the trip, at the airport.
Yes: We're finally here! Let's goooo!!!
No: The good thing about private jets is that you can take off anytime!
Yes: I know, right? Let's go board the jet!
No: The plane's not even in front of us, what do you even mean lol???
Yes: --snaps--
Yes: Now it is.
No: Great! Let's g-
FBI Agent: FBI, put your hands up right now!
Yes: Oh, we'd know, FBI dude.
Yes: --flicks a switch on his bag--
FBI Agent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
No: Well, he's probably dead.


Again, what Yes and No see

No: Nice one, now we're on the FBI wanted list.
Yes: Well, who cares?
Maybe: Oh, I do! Did'ja miss me?!
Yes and No: Maybe!? How'd you come back? You got rolled over by a really heavy barrel filled with water a year ago!
Maybe: Oh, no, I didn't die, I survived. I then reported you to the Chinese government for attempted murder and assault, and you're also on their wanted list. The NFT was their trap, but I turned their trap off so that it could be more interesting. Oh, also, I enlisted in the FBI.
Yes: Dude, that's kinda obvious. You're all decked out with FBI gear.
Maybe: If you didn't know, you might wanna know what's happening to your arms.
No: Don't think so. Look behind us.
Maybe: Oh yeah, about that lava pit...

--Yes and No just see a flat surface where their lava pit used to be--

Yes and No: It's not all over just yet...

Narrator: Yes and No got sent to Alcatraz because it's a maximum-security prison that isn't functioning. To add to that, security measures are extremely tight.
No: This cell is halfway collapsed, yet there aren't holes in it that we can escape through. It doesn't add up.
Yes: Probably, they just did that for aesthetics when this part was still open to the public. It doubles as an escape prevention measure.
No: There is a tiny hole, just that it's too small for us.
Yes: Why is it so easy to escape Alcatraz...
No: What do you mean?
Yes: The floor has dirt due to dirt from the outside spilling into the cell due to that hole. We can just dig a dirt hole big enough for us to crawl through and out.
Maybe: What are you guys saying?
Yes: --whispers-- He doesn't understand us.
No: Huh?
Yes: Let's go back. When I saw the hole, while Maybe wasn't looking, I flicked a switch located near my butt that turned our messages into garbled nonsense.
No: Great. Now we just wait until nighttime for our escape. This is gonna be easy!
Yes: I very much agree with that.

Narrator: Anyway, as No stated, we gotta wait until nighttime for action. But, we're all too lazy to watch anticlimactic things so we're skipping ahead. Thanks, bye.
No: Here we go! The hole's done!
Yes: Great, let's get outta here!
Yes: We're in the corridor now, it looks so cool.
No: I agree with that, it looks amazing.


What Yes and No see

Yes: Why are the lights still on? It's... 1 AM!
No: Probably because of us... and the FBI roaming around our cells.
Yes: Oops...
No: What?
Yes: We haven't made fake dummy characters yet.
No: And the FBI's right behind us.
Yes: Grab their guns!
No: I got two! Catch!
Yes: I got it, I got it!
Maybe: No, you don't got it. Can't take my-
No: Well, he's paralysed. Wanna do the honours?
Yes: Gladly. --guns down Maybe--
Maybe: --dies--
The other FBI agents: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Yes and No: --guns down the other FBI agents--
The other FBI agents: --dies--
No: Now that that's taken care of,-
Yes: Dude, there's more.
No: Don't bother about them, just RUN!!!
Yes: OKAY!!!

--many bullets can be seen flying through the air, yet none of them hit Yes and No--

Yes: THERE'S A HOLE! CRAWL THROUGH IT!
No: NO, YOU GO FIRST! I'LL FEND THEM OFF
Yes: NO, I WILL!
No: NO, I INSIST!!!
Yes: FINE!
Yes: NOW COME IN!
No: Ok, crawl faster! You know I have to sniff your butt, right?
Yes: Why crawl when you can fall?
No: Oh, right!

--Yes and No turn their heads 90° anticlockwise, causing them to fall--

Yes and No: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
No: TURN YOUR HEAD BACK! TURN YOUR HEAD BACK!
Yes: OKAY!

--Yes and No turn their heads 90° clockwise, making gravity turn back properly, which also had the dirty effect of dirt flying everywhere from the dragging of their hands and knees--

No: My hands are bleeding!
Yes: --snaps--
Yes: All better?
No: Yes! Let's go!

Narrator: Daytime now.
Yes: I just realised, you wasted a million dollars just to get a jet when you knew you were gonna get arrested. Waste of money, dude.
No: Honestly, I don't care. I'm just happy we escaped from there. Now we have a great view of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Yes: Looks majestic!
No: I know!


What Yes and No see

Yes: Well, I gotta remove our names from the FBI wanted list, so I have to do hacker stuff again...
No: Do that tomorrow.
Yes: Okay.

Writer:Some critics from TheLandOfFunFunFun reviewed my series and did an interview with me! Though they had a few questions, I had lots of fun. As a response to the critics' wishes, I'm releasing Episode 5 early. Enjoy!

Narrator: It's been a few days since their daring escape, and the FBI hasn't been chasing them, because Yes went and hacked the Pentagon's security system once again and removed their names from the FBI wanted list database. Anyway, now it's 3 February 2028.
No: It's the life right now, dude!
Yes: I know! It's great resting in our $800K penthouse here.
--knock knock--
Yes opens the door
"Maybe": Guess who's back!?
Yes and No: AAAAAAAA!!! MAYBE!?!?!
"Maybe": Oh yes, it's me.


What "Maybe" sees

--"Maybe" shoots aimlessly across the penthouse, shattering every brittle thing in the living room--

No: Frickin... get the guns.
Yes: Yes sir!
No: No time for puns, go get it!
Yes: Okay!!!

--Yes bursts out one of the rooms in the penthouse, decked out with 2 M4A1s--

Yes: Get the other gun!
No: Got it!
Yes: Fire!!!

--Yes and No fire back at "Maybe", now that bullets are flying all over the house, ruining just about everything in sight--

No: Coming through!

--No took out a knife and was able to injure "Maybe"'s arm--

"Maybe": Ack! Activate the thing!

--Steel balls came flying through the window, shattering, wrecking the window--

Yes: Go in! Now, now, now!

--The FBI busts through the door, and arrests "Maybe", Yes and No--

Yes and No: Maybe, we just played you.

--Yes and No snap their handcuffs easily--

No: We're part of the FBI. It's time to go to jail.
"Maybe": 1, I'm not Maybe. 2, --pulls out an Uno Reverse Card--
Yes: Aw, come on! Who even are you?
Kinda: I'm Maybe's evil brother, Kinda.
No: --pulls out another Uno Reverse Card--
No: This is why I bring this along, Yes.
Yes: I'd never think an evil mastermind would use an Uno Reverse Card to escape the FBI.
No: Lucky you, you just witnessed that.

--both laugh very hard--

Yes: Anyway, run!
No: Ok, get on the getaway car!
Yes: --hops on the car--
No: --drives away--
Kinda: Hey! Get me in the car!!!
Yes: no
Kinda: 😭
FBI Agents: re-arrests Kinda
FBI Boss: Guys, go chase them! And you, sir, are going to Brazil.
Kinda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

No: Get in the car and go! Go already!
Yes: Ok, ok! Chill!
No: Fine! But just go!
Yes: Okay!

--Yes and No drive off extremely fast, towards the Golden Gate Bridge--

FBI Boss: Guys, go chase them!
FBI Agents: Sir, yes sir!
Yes: Dude, uncool!!!

Narrator: Oops...
Writer: I am going to FIRE YOU!!!
Narrator: I'm sorry, sir!!!
Writer: I'm kidding. Come on, tell them.
Narrator: Phew...
Narrator: Yes and No's full names are Yes Sir and No Sir. Ask your their mom why she named them that way.
Writer: Nice one. Now back to the episode. Sorry for the interruption.

No: They're right behind us. What do we do!?
Yes: Watch and see.

--Yes pulls a 360, making the FBI cars go ahead--

FBI Head Agent: I saw them hop cars! Chase that yellow car!
No: They're dumb. Super dumb.
Yes: Hey, you buffoons! Look behind!
FBI Agent: Sir, they're still in the same car AND they're behind us.
FBI Head Agent: So be it.

--FBI dudes do a 180, and go towards Yes and No's car--

Yes: Jump! Jump! Jump!
No: I'm doing it! It's doing nothing!
Yes: Just watch!

--The Sirs' car uses the FBI's cars as bumpy terrain, and they go ahead of the FBI once again--

--The FBI's cars are destroyed by this, and so were the FBI agents--

No: Nice escape!
No: Yes, We're in the wrong lane! Turn quickly!
Yes: Okay!

--The car ended up skidding and it, unfortunately, hit the bridge at an angle that ended up tearing the bridge to pieces--

Yes: This is a lame ending for us! There's more to this!

Narrator: And Yes was right. They ended up no-clipping into the Backrooms, along with their fat-ahh car.
No: Oh, just our luck! We're in the Backrooms now.
Yes: Who knew our luck was THIS rotten?
No: You're the one who knows the Backrooms, what do we do now?
Yes: Uh... explore?


What Yes and No see when they look behind.

No: There are no rules with freedom.

--Yes and No go in the car, and No bashes and breaks the seemingly infinite walls of the Backrooms--

Yes: FREAKING HEEEEEEEEE-
Yes: FREEDOM IS EPIK!!!

--Yes somehow grabs a gun inside the Backrooms and starts shooting wildly--

--Yes and No burst through "the Exit" and end up in reality--

No: There we go. Let's go.
Yes: That's an easy escape.

Narrator: Different universe. Weeeeeeeee!!!
su tart: ooo me got new jobs? i go gets new jobs!!!
mista helpa: nais job su tart!!! yu got nyu jobs!!!
su tart: ya!!!

hirer: wat kan u do???
su tart: eat poptarts
hirer: ok u hired
su tart: ok

mista helpa: hey su tart what happens
su tart: get movie jobs
mista helpa: ok

narator 2: at nait
door: knock knock
su tart: go to door
mista helpa: ok

mista helpa open door

delivery guy: here is your new mista helpa update tutorial
mista helpa: ok thanks
delivery guy: bye
mista helpa: bye
mista helpa: su tart i got me update
su tart: ok cool

su tart do update on mista helpa

mista helpa put into 2

mista helpa 1 and 2: hello
su tart: hi

mista helpa 2 become su tart dad

su tart: OH NO NOT DAD
su tart dad: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
su tart and su tart dad: i will deads u!!!
su tart: do layser beem and it UNBLOCKABLE
su tart dad: blocks
su tart dad: do laitnin beem and it UNBLOCKABLE
su tart: AAAAAAAAAAA

narator 2: much later
su tart: me alive?
mitsa hepla: yes
su tart: thanks mitsa hepla
mitsa hepla: ok
anime: you did it
su tart: ok
su tart: i will now finds and deads dad
su tart dad: ehehehehe
su tart dad: tahnks mitsa hepla
mitsa hepla: ok
su tart: ahahaha i will deads u now!!!
su tart dad: no u
su tart: uno rebers kard
su tart dad: fake deads
su tart dad: ahahaha u tink i was deads?
su tart: no
su tart dad: i will deads you!!!
Yes and No: Not if we come in!

--Yes and No ram over su tart dad--

su tart dad: ow ow ow
su tart: do laitnin beem and it UNBLOCAKBLE


su tart and his dad's laitnin beem

su tart dad: deads
su tart: tahnks guys
Yes: No problem, guy. We were teleported here.
su tart: who is u?
Yes: I'm Yes, and he's No.
su tart: i su tart, eat pop tarts
No: Cool! Wanna come with us?
su tart: shure

Writer: MR2 is back! I got some holidays so I can get out a new episode or two! (maybe) Let's start the episode.

Narrator: Recap!

su tart: tahnks guys
Yes: No problem, guy. We were teleported here.
su tart: who is u?
Yes: I'm Yes, and he's No.
su tart: i su tart, eat pop tarts
No: Cool! Wanna come with us?
su tart: shure

su tart: okays where are we?
Yes: Our old house.
mista helpa: wow very brokens
No: Yeah... our house was invaded by the FBI. (ep 5)
Yes: Wait, why are we here?
No: You all will see. --winks--

--snap--

Yes: Bro, where are we???


What the four of them see

No: I did not expect that...
Bottle Cap: Greetings, I am Bottle Cap, and I am your host for this competition, called Four!

???: Guys, we are so close, please- Wait, where am I?
su tart: oh mah u is diarrheafreek?
diarrheafreek: Yeah, I am. Who are you?
su tart: i is fan of you!!! wach all ur twich streemz!!!
diarrheafreek: Wow, thanks! Can I have your name?
su tart: i is su tart, popular roblosk protaagonis
diarrheafreek: Neat! I play Roblox, and I've heard of the Su Tart story. Makes me wanna see it!
su tart: yuu shud!

???: --snoring loudly--
???: wakes up Ugh... Wait, where am I?
No: Some random glitch land, and don't even question it. Ask that dumb guy over there.
Bottle Cap: Uhm- Hello there...! I'm Bottle Cap, your host for this object- I mean, a human show!
???: Ugh, man!
su tart: mista helpa wat is an objek show? mista helpa? mista helpa??? mista helpa!!!
Bottle Cap: It's a human show, no non-humans here, so your robot friend can't come along
su tart: brig heem hier! maek uss too az wan person!
Bottle Cap: Fine! --spawns in mista helpa--
Bottle Cap: Hello! You fifteen- um... --spawns in the other 10-- Greetings, everybody! You fifteen were chosen to compete in this competition, called Four! I'm your host, Bottle Cap. Your first competition is...

Writer: Eheheheh, a cliffhanger. I'll see you next episode.

Bottle Cap: Greetings, everybody! You fifteen were chosen to compete in this competition, called Four! I'm your host, Bottle Cap. Your first competition is...
Bottle Cap: ...climbing up the mountain! Go!


The mountain that Bottle Cap was talking about

No: Yeah, right. Us four see some glitch land, you tell me where's the mountain is.


Bottle Cap: Oh, right... --claps--
No: Oh, a mountain. Come on, let's go!
su tart:oke
Yes --snaps-- That was easy.
Bottle Cap: Well... Yes, No and Su Tart & mista helpa are safe! So you guys are a team?
Yes: I mean, what do you expect?
Bottle Cap: Then what is your team name?
No: The Sirs.
Bottle Cap: Okay then! The Sirs are safe!
Jim: Ugh... Why are we even here?
Tim: You look at those guys. They got up in... 3 seconds by snapping, my man.
Tim: Wait, if they can do it, we can do it too! --snaps--
Bottle Cap: Well... uh... I guess Jim and Tim are safe! You both are a duo?
Jim & Tim: --nods--

Narrator: 15 minutes later...
Bottle Cap: Uhh... time's up.
diarrheafreek: I touched the peak 0.003 seconds before you said "time's up".
Bottle Cap: Then... Diarrhoea Freak is safe.
diarrheafreek: It's diarrheafreek!
Bottle Cap: Well, Benitoite, Pakro, Pencil Sharpener, Artemis and Jupiter are up for elimination.
"Jupiter"?: I am a god, and I can strike you to death.
Bottle Cap: Fine. Jupiter has been eliminated, you can go home.
Jim, Tim, Yes, No, su tart & mista helpa: That's our chance! --holds onto Jupiter--

Narrator: Oh, right. POV: YOU ARE WITH THE FOUR OF THEM
No: I hate you. Why'd you busted into our house?
Tim: I'm being honest here; I have no idea. Some supernatural person teleported us to your house.
No: Well, at least we know it wasn't your fault.
Jim, Tim, Yes, No, su tart & mista helpa: That's our chance! --holds onto Jupiter--
mista helpa: o yeh we go bai naw!!!
su tart: ye!!!
Jim & Tim: Sayonara, Bottle Cap!
Tim: --sigh-- Thanks, guys. For forgiving the both of us...
Yes: I mean, I was very annoyed at the time. So now, I don't mind.
Tim: Well, now we have to know where we're gonna go next.

Narrator: They've been flying for a few minutes now. Now going to start the episode.
Jim: Now, it looks like we're in... some land of clouds?
No: Yeah... I don't know where this is...
Jim & Tim: --lets go of Jupiter-- Uhh... We're flying...
Jupiter: I have sent you free. You have done nothing severely bad. You two, on the other hand, have done very bad things, and that is why I have kept you here.
Yes: What have we done?
Jupiter: Murder people of authority.
Dreamerbot 9000: Dreaming Mode turning off now. Wake up. Release.
No: ...huh? Where am I?


Where Yes, No, su tart and mista helpa are

FBI Boss: Aha. The Four human show was our ploy.
su tart: wat do me and mista helpa do?
FBI Boss: You helped them.
su tart: --uses epik layser beem and it unblockable--
FBI Boss: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Yes: Well, thanks, su tart!
su tart: i tinks we cans eskape!

--everyone tries to escape through the door--

FBI Head Agent: --busts in--Go, go, go!
FBI Agents: --busts in and goes shooting the Shrinky-Pig 2000--HAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yes, No, su tart, mista helpa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! --shrink into ant-size--
su tart: oh noes! we are tiny!!!
No: Welp, we have to find a home before sundown.
su tart: mista helpa wat is sundown
mista helpa: sundown ees sunset
su tart: oke tahnks
Yes: Well, I can see a piece of sponge over there. We can probably settle in there.
su tarthaw long weel eet taykes?
No: About two hours.
su tart: waw very longs
No: Yeah...

Narrator: I don't think any of you like to wait for them to reach the sponge. So, we skip until they reach the sponge.
su tart:dat was very long
mista helpa: ya
No: Well, at least we're here. --goes into one of the holes and lies down in it-- Mushy, but comfy.
Yes: Goodnight, y'all. --goes into another hole and sleeps in it--

Narrator: Next day...
Yes: Ahh, good morning, everyone.
su tart: goob mornig yas
No: Morning. Time to get down to business.
su tart: yas
Yes: Yeah?
su tart: nat u
Yes: Oh, alright.
No: Hold up, something's off...
Yes: Yeah, something's heavy on my head...

--Yes and No try to pull off the heavy thing from their heads--

Su Tart: Wait, No! Stop!
Yes and No: What the- AAGH!


What Yes and No felt and saw

Yes: The entire thing... was it all an illusion? From the time we went to Su Tart's universe?
No: All I know is that I didn't orchestrate it. Figured it was the FBI.
Yes: Probably.

--Yes and No go outside--

Yes: What... happened here?


What Yes and No see

Yes: All bombed out...
No: Sheesh... Well, we'll just have to make do with whatever we currently have.
Yes: Which is nothing.
No: Exactly.

--Yes and No walk through the bombed-out city--

???: Wait... I read an article on this...
??? and ???: Yeah, it's Craco, Italy!
Yes: Huh? --sees two people--
No: Yo, who are you two?
???: Agh, the game's up.
???: Don't even try asking, No. It's us.
Yes: MAYBE!? KINDA!?
Kinda: Yep... I still have a grudge against what you did to me, but I've relieved it through the Trap.
No: It was you two?
Kinda: No, just me.
Yes: Impressive.
Maybe: Well, shall we unite against the evils?
No: There are no evils...
Maybe and Kinda: --laugh very hard--
Kinda: This is a ghost town, silly.
No: --facepalms-- Well then, let's get out of here.
Kinda: I've got a speedboat parked somewhere on this island. At max speed, it's fast enough to get to the US in thirty minutes, so we added a back shelter, a hood, and some seatbelts. You'll need them.
Yes: Okay then...

Narrator: It took a while for them to locate the thing, but they found it eventually.
Maybe: Well, here it is.
Yes: Nice.

--everyone boards the boat--

Maybe: Kinda is the only one who can pilot this monster. Well, pull the pump!
Kinda: Got it!
Boat: Going full throttle in three... two... one...
No: --shouting-- AAAAAAAGH! THIS IS TOO FAST!
Kinda: --shouting-- YOU'LL GET USED TO IT!

Narrator: the boat ride be like but make the boat go past the island in 0.001 second
Yes:

Narrator: Okay, after the boat ride...
Yes: That was epic!
No: Yep! We're here in Miami, Florida.


The view in Miami

Yes: Whoo! Now what...

Writer: Anotha episode released. I did this way faster. And it was fun making this, especially with the GIFs!

Yes: This is great! At this point, are we staying here forever?
No: I don't know.
Kinda: Probably...

--the 4 walk around Miami--

No: Hold on, I just realised we need a car.
Maybe: Huh, we do.

--as they walk around, strange things start appearing--

Kinda: Was that tree always there?
No: I don't think so...
No: Now there's a flying fish?
Yes: Rainbow cracks on the floor? What's going on?
Kinda: I'm so confused...

Narrator: Later... :)
Yes: Stuff's getting real weird...
No: Yeah...
Maybe: Holy- a wallet? Like, who's one is this? --ruffles through the wallet--


The wallet

Maybe: That is so much money... Oh, the owner's number! --calls the number--
Wallet's Owner: Hello?
Maybe: Yeah, I have your wallet.
Wallet's Owner: --drops call--
Maybe: Bro just ended the call...
No: What? Nah...

Narrator: Meanwhile...
Wallet's Owner: I'm calling the police, I have my wallet anyway.
Police Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Wallet's Owner: Some guy called me up telling me he was gonna return my wallet, but I already have mine. I suspect he tried to scam me.
Police Dispatcher: Alright, police will be coming to your location soon.
Wallet's Owner: Thank you.

Narrator: Back to them 4.
Head Police Officer: This is the police! Put your hands up! --speaks into walkie-talkie-- 10-200, 4 fugitives here. We need the FBI here.
Other Police Officers: 10-4, coming right up.
Police Officer 1: Yo, they're thieves. I think they were tryna rob the bank.
Police Officer 2: Then go tell the head officer, duh!
Yes, No, Maybe and Kinda: What? What did we even do?
Head Police Officer: Three of you are being charged with harbouring a fugitive, and one of you is being charged with scamming.
Maybe: Hey, I did nothing!

--the 4 of them suddenly get warped to an alternate timeline where the wallet's owner never called the police--

Yes: Hey- where'd the police all go?
Maybe: I don't know, man... Stuff, stuff just gets weird.
Kinda: Guys, you see that shadowy figure there?
No: Haha, nice prank.
Kinda: No, I'm serious. Do you see it?
No: I don't. You're just dreaming.
Kinda: Ehh, I guess.
Yes: Where's the car dealership?
Maybe: Why's that so important to you after we almost got arrested?
Yes: Oh, the dealership's over there. Let's go there.
No: Alright, I guess.
???: Don't you dare enter that dealership.

Season 2 is finished!

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