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by The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic. . 465 reads.

The New San Andreas Republic Embassy Program (Experience The Hell For Yourself!)

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The New San Andreas Republic - a relatively stable yet flawed nation founded out of the nuclear ashes of the Old World and expanding outward into the Wastes. Full of bureaucracy, corruption, nepotism and kleptocracy, and not really very good at respecting the sovereignty of the various random communities they meet as they expand eastwards, the NSAR promises that won't matter at all when you...

... Join Our Embassy Program!

That's right! Now you can, your diplomacy/ability to tolerate willing, send a bunch of people in suits to live in our country and we'll do the same to you! We really need to improve our image, most people in the Wasteland are either part of us, hate us or merely tolerate us. We're aiming to make sure you merely tolerate us too. And the first step towards that are embassies!

Set up an embassy in the picturesque, sunny and smog-free (sometimes) capital of Los Santos (often called the Boneyard by our intrepid citizens). Enjoy the high-roller, wild-side lifestyle as you send your boys off to our disputedly-claimed gambler's paradise of New Venturas. We promise those Roman-looking guys with big machetes and submachine guns are under control, don't worry! As an incentive, any nation who sets up their embassy in the New San Andreas Republic will have all embassy personnel given free access to the New Venturas Monorail in Camp International. We don't accept responsibility for your probable drunken mishaps or hooker solicitations, though. Not after last time.

Wherever you set up shop, we can guarantee you'll receive a hearty, friendly and open San Andrean welcome. The kind that doesn't involve shooting you dead for probably being an illegal immigrant or a criminal or something. Just make sure you take some iodine, your diplomats are armed at all times, and you don't speak any Latin. You're ready to represent your nation in front of the NSAR (What an honor!)

Link to our handy-dandy-right-and-candy Embassy forum thread is: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=520120


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Foreign Embassies of The NSAR
Dennis Crocker, NSAR Embassy In Sevastopol - To The Stransserist Theocracy of Gothian Crimea
Amanda Usanagi, NSAR Embassy in Dae Gyeong - To The Great People of Seorabeol Federation
James Hargrave, NSAR Embassy in Armbruster - To The Federal Republic of Armbruster
Mary Santiago, NSAR Embassy in Whitanchir Ville - To The Federal Republic of Whitanchir
Richard Morrison, NSAR Embassy in Crossoveripolis - To The Republic of The Imagination Animals (Crossoveria)
Paul Morales, NSAR Embassy in Port Shanghai - To The Naval Federal Union of Southeast Marajarbia (The Marajarbian Federation)
Amy Tanaka, NSAR Embassy in Divouga - To The Federal Union of Guadalupador
William Kowalski, NSAR Embassy in Warsaw - To The Free Sister-Kingdoms of Polish Prussian Commonwealth
Karen Kieran, NSAR Embassy in Penguanopolis - To The Socialist Federation of Equai
Sarah Hernandez, NSAR Embassy in Wintumn - To The Confederation of Aursi
Ryan O'Toole, NSAR Embassy in Springfield - To The United States of Amaurita
Fiona Gutierrez, NSAR Embassy in Airport City, North Point - To The Independent Republic of Boldonia
Franklin DeLoria, NSAR Embassy in Central Christchurch - To The Republic of Drongonia (Special Status)
Ralph Papadapoulos, NSAR Embassy in New Milford City - To The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner


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Embassies Inside The NSAR
Gus Fring, Embassy of Gothian Crimea in Los Santos
Jin Yunsik, Embassy of Seorabeol Federation in Los Santos
Klara Frontal, Embassy of Armbruster in Los Santos
Pierre Hachette, Embassy of Whitanchir in Los Santos
Emmanuel DeSantara, Embassy of United Tropics of Torchland in Los Santos
Ilene Taft Dersano, Embassy of The Imagination Animals (Crossoveria) in Los Santos
Brian E. Jacobson, Embassy of Southeast Marajarbia(The Marajarbian Federation) in Los Santos
Aqiom Sarademini, Embassy of Guadalupador in Los Santos
ORP Sép, Embassy of Polish Prussian Commonwealth in Citadel
James Smith, Embassy of Independent South Africa in New Venturas
'Zen', Embassy of Equai in Los Santos
Boris Costava, Embassy of Costavozka in Citadel
Deborah Gaines, Embassy of Amaurita in Los Santos
Jozef Pajpik, Embassy of Nitrana in Citadel
Jane Prema Smith, Embassy of Washington-Columbia in Morningwood
'Foreman 776', Embassy of Reich of the New World Order in New Venturas
Diego Burlson, Embassy of Independent Republic of Boldonia in Citadel
Peter Diffildon, Embassy of The Kingdom of the Three Isles in Los Santos, Old Vinewood Hills
Merlene Schmidt, Embassy of Greater Morvonia in Los Santos
John-David O'Toole, Embassy of Drongonia in Los Santos (Special Embassy)
Hanna Bakalova, Embassy of Zeleniya in Los Santos
Alex Dawn, Embassy of Istastioner in Los Santos
Alwin Dreher, Embassy of Marlducro in Los Santos
Quinnten Blake, Embassy of The Orwell Society in Citadel
Angela Tyshchenko. Embassy of Tummylandia and Susistan in Los Santos
Peter Woza, Embassy of Misdainana in Los Santos
Edgar Brune, Embassy of Aumbura in Los Santos (Special Embassy)
Thomas McKaine, Embassy of Republic of-the North in Los Santos
Oleg Magnitogorsky, Embassy of Sky Reavers in New Venturas
James Inssaan Krilli, Embassy of Ivartixi in Los Santos
Denisa Volokova, Embassy of Suuriya in Los Santos
Amy Paintloll, Embassy of Reformed rain in Los Santos
Renen Decemberain Hali, Embassy of Salessll in Citadel.
Ivan Ovich, Embassy of Russian Provisional State in Los Santos
Werner Curt Müller, Embassy of Kaiserreich Germany in Citadel



The 'Wall of Shame' - What Happens When Diplomacy Goes Bad

Unfortunately, as time changes, life goes on and the exciting and Jet-huffing crackhead world of international politics continues to turn, sometimes the Republic ends up changing how it feels about about a a particular faction. This could be for many reasons. Maybe they talked to one of the Wasteland's hundreds of tribes and people we've displaced? Maybe they had family at Bitter Springs? Maybe they just think we're assholes. Either way, with all the maturity and tact of a pissed off 14-year-old girl running up the stairs and slamming the door when Mom won't let her date a guy on a motorcycle, these nations and peoples have ended up having what was once a beautiful, peaceful and almost erotic relationship with the New San Andreas Republic severed like a Fiend's head against a Legion machete. In order to name, address, and demonstrate those who the Republic now practices its various gypsy curses on, this special area of the Embassy Program's page has been created to show them what they could have had if they weren't our enemies/dirty commies/slavers/douchebags.

You will be glad to know that this list is updated personally by the General of the New San Andreas Republic Army, General Samuel Oak himself!


No nations here at the moment. Looks like Dixie and Mixie can stay sheathed in their gloves.

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