How NOT to make a NS country

1. Browse for NationStates
2. See a link that says: OMG!!! 100% REAL NATIONSTATES PAGE NO SCAM!!!!!!!!
3. Click the link
4. Realize that you got scammed
5. Sue the creator of it
6. Win
7. Click the real NS page
8. Find the Create a nation button
9. Click on it
10. Get sent to a scam link
11. Sue the creator who made it (again)
12. Win (again)
13. Create the nation
14. Smash your keyboard to make a name, currency, animal and motto
15. Speedrunning the create nation quiz
16. Click the Create button
17. Got scammed (again)
18. Break the computer
19. Successfully make a nation
20. Got spawned in TNP
21. Got flooded with recuritment telegrams
22. Block all of them
23. Join the WA
24. Join the TNP Discord
25. Make a TNP Forums account
26. Apply for Citizenship
27. Got accepted
28. Apply for the Executive Staff
29. Get accepted
30. Become a active nation in TNP
31. Become a Minister
32. Get praised
33. Become the Vice Delegate
34. Get praised for being a good Vice Delegate
35. Become the Delegate
36. Abuse power
37. Vote in WA
38. Resign
39. Remembered as the greatest Delegate ever
40. Everyone knows you as the best nation ever.