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15 Puzzle, 100% in 6.5333 Minutes/6 Minutes and 31 Seconds by Colin Advance Wars.
Screenshot of the amazing feat.
Hungrybox: So, Colin Advance Wars tell us more about this amazing feat. How did you do it? Did somebody help you during the endeavor? Will your father come back after he discovers, you now hold the 15 Puzzle world record?
Colin Advance Wars: Elementary, my dear Hungrybox. I accomplished this due to my great intelligence which as a matter of fact far surpasses that of a normal human. I would even go as far as to say I'm the smartest person ever alive, since dear old Sussus Amongus which conquered Rome all of those years ago.
Hungrybox: That's a rather bold claim Mr. Colin, but after seeing what you've accomplished, I couldn't think otherwise, and I'm sure the public thinks that as well. Anyway, do you have anything else to say to our lovely public?
Colin Advance Wars: As a matter of fact, I do! And that advice to the public is that... Don't ever think about lowering my record, it's mine and mine's only. Okay, nobody can be more intelligent than me. Except for 🅶🅾🅳 himself. Trying to outperform me will only result in misery for you, your family, and your friends. Anyway, that's it, fellas! Have a nice Thursday and a wonderful weekend!