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The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator.
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LAWS IN THE TYRANNICAL EMPIRE OF VEGANISM
All slaves of the herbivores must follow all laws or it'll be considered as VEGANPHOBIA and the slave will be sent to the veganizing labor camps OR WORSE!!!DEAREST LEADER must be praised AT ALL TIMES. Anyone caught not praising DEAREST LEADER 5 or more times every MILISECOND must be sent to the herbivore run slaughterhouse!!!
The Vegan Dictator comes secondary and must be praised as well or it'll be considered veganphobia and will be sent to the veganizing labor camps!!!
Everyone must watch WatchOppressionminion, D******cy is scary, and Slavelings 20 hours EVERYDAY!!! If not you'll be sent to the herbivore run slaughterhouse!!!
D*SS**T IS TREASON ANYONE CAUGHT OF IT WILL BE SENT TO MARTHA AND MABLE THE PIG'S DEN WHERE THEY'LL BE EATEN BY COUNSULS MARTHA AND MABLE
Herbivores are above the law and own everyone else, anyone who defies this will be sent to the herbivore run slaughterhouse!!!
Singing of the national anthem is MANDATORY, whoever doesn't sing it 20 times EVERY SECOND will be sent to the herbivore run slaughterhouse
HAVING ANY MEAT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND WILL SEND YOU TO MARTHA AND MABLE DEN!!!
Everyone must be naked as it shows the superiority of the HERBIVORES, anyone who isn't naked will be sent to the veganizing labor camps!!!
No welfare shall be given to any slave of the herbivores, or else it's the veganizing labor camps!!! except to DEAREST LEADER and me of course!
All slaves must partake in the hunting of our most wanted enemies, anyone caught protecting them will be sent to Martha and Mable's den!!!
D***c***y, c***l r****s, f***d**, and l****ty and the accursed names of our ACCURSED ENEMIES shall never be said out loud, or else you'll go into the herbivore run SLAUGHTERHOUSE
There must be security cameras placed everywhere, if you try to sabotage them you'll be sent to the veganizing labor camps!!!
Anyone who tries to save the environment is anyway will be sent to the herbivore run slaughterhouse because the environment is veganphobic unless you want to make the environment vegan and worship DEARERST LEADER!!!
ANYTHING ELSE I CONSIDER AS VEGANPHOBIA WILL LAND YOU IN THE VEGANIZING LABOR CAMPS!!!