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by The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo. . 39 reads.

The Mothers of Unojo

In all of Unojo's history, they have had 4 Saneys (debatably 5). Out of the 4, 2 of them were women.

In Early 2021, Malnja claimed the title of "Mother of Unojo". This was a problem because for most of Unojoish history, Defi Mina was called the same exact name.

It was theorized that Malnja did this on purpose. Malnja was outwardly expressive about her hate toward the old Saneys. She changed the type of Conjointism practiced in the state, She removed the title of "Defi" (just changing it to just Saney), She made knowing English a priority to have anything above peasant status, and she claimed the title of "Mother of Unojo".

This started a small group of Anti-Malnjist people, claiming that she was destroying they're culture. They claimed the Defi Mina fought against many superpowers, Mina claimed the Antarctic land, and Mina was technically the first Saney, making what Unojo was for most of its existence.

Malnja counter argued by saying "I have guards with machine guns and you have flintlock pistols, STFU." Before promptly executing them all.

After this incident, Malnja decided to be a bit nicer. She claimed that Mina and herself are the "Mothers of Unojo", but she is the only current Mother due to the fact that she isn't dead.

In the end, Unojoish history is interesting when they aren't censored.

The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo

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