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2955-2960, The Worst 5 Years of Advancia-Sizzletown.

2955-2960, The Closest to the Empire Falling Apart.

Every 5 years, there's a election for the nation. This year was no different, other than some new parties popping up. There was one party in particular, that was against everything the nation stood up for. That was the Better Conservative Party. Instead of being center-right like the original Party itself, and working together to help make the country better, this party was Auth-right, and as coups didn't work, they had to think harder. As the Better Conservative Party was filled with rich people, they sought to buy votes from other nations, clearly in violation of the election, and should be removed. However, due to them being rich, they can sue anyone who finds out the truth, and use their own lawyers against even the best Sizzlevancian lawyers. Everyone knew what was going on, but sadly, the problem itself was getting started.

When the parties sought out to condemn this party and remove them from the elections, they were sued instead, and were also disrupted by tricks from the new party itself. The top parties started a coalition, despite different ideologies, to get together and vote out the BCP. After the end of the election on 5th October, the results were shown, with previously held states of Nordic-Memers Progressive Union and Medieval Social Party's taken, except for Memester, which is the founding state of the NMPU, East Lugnica, which is the founding state of the MSP, and somehow Neu Süd-Ost Memester, held by MSP. All other parties also lost territories too. Donald Musk, soon had a speech, and told people that this party will make things better, which obviously, is a lie.

2955 4th Quarter

October resumed quite normal, as things were just starting. By late october, the BCP wanted to change the economic system. This can only be finally approved by the King and Queen. Unsurprisingly, majority wanted capitalism, and the small amounts of against the change were by the other parties, including the center and libertarian right parties, as Advancia-Sizzletown did well as a socialist nation. Luckily, it was vetoed by the King and Queen, and the appeal was taken down. November saw multiple laws that didn't require the Monarchy's approval passed. They were:

Law of usage of Military, which was to use the military in any situation. Luckily, no one in the Armed Forces obeyed such a joke, as such usage contradicts many articles in the constitution.

Shield Act, which was to so called 'protect the nation from some websites', which later turned into websites that were heavily against the current ruling party, the BCP.

The Suppression Act, which was to so called 'combat the terror doing demis and AIs', which there were none. This act was used against the 2 groups which made up about 35% of the population to stop them from using anything they could do daily, such as swimming. Neu Süd-Ost Memester, as it was still under MSP, which had a large amount of Demihumans in office released many of its islands as a Independent Puppet, large or small, to hide the Demihumans and AIs, incase of further problems, under the name of "New Socialist Republic of Falmart". The Top parties also had operations in there, due to them also having Demihuman and AI politicians.

December saw the removal of the Tax Law #21. #21 was important to limit the power of the rich, by taxing them more. However, no one realised about those who put their money overseas, and the rich people coming in from other nations to exploit. With the removal of #21, the rich were no longer taxed heavily, and with this came a new replacement, for the worst. Citizen Tax Law, which proceeded to tax heavily on the lower classes. This caused a protest, which then the BCP tried calling in the military, to no avail. The military didn't want to get involved, and will only listen to what the legitimate powers say.

2956 & 2957

Due to the Military not cooperating, the BCP tried to purge the power by firing the higher-ups and replacing it with those loyal to them in January. However, like the economic system change, it can only be approved as a whole by the King and Queen. Of course, it was rejected, by the end of March. By now, the BCP knows there's something stopping them, and the only way is to limit their power, but there were also multiple obstacles in their way. Even if they tried to make a new article in the constitution to limit the power of the Monarchy, it has to go through all other nations in the Meme Realm, as every nation in the Meme Realm is allied to Sizzlevancia.

Mid June was where several resistance groups against the BCP started rising up, and was closely aided by the Military. As all legitimate parties started to fund the groups to remove the BCP, the BCP's greatest threat is the 2 largest parties of Advancia-Sizzletown, NMPU, and MSP. The 2 parties lean left, and will try their best to stop the antics of the BCP. This was the only mistake in the constitution to forget to give the King and Queen the ultimate decision in whether a party should be expelled out of the nation or exiled. In December, the BCP tried passing out the Greatest Threat Act, where the NMPU and MSP were to be exiled out of the nation. This received heavy backlash, and the 2 areas held on by MSP are willing to secede if it happens, and will only rejoin if the act was removed.

February 2957, the BCP passed the Greatest Threat Act, decreasing the political rights in Sizzlevancia. West Lugnica and Neu Süd-Ost Memester seceded, with Neu Süd-Ost Memester getting the islands back after seceding. This new nation was called The Democratic Socialist Kingdom of Memester, still ruled under the monarchy, and ruled by the 2 parties in exile. By now, the BCP, led by someone who is actually not Sizzlevancian, but from the Alternate Modern World, and wanted to break apart the nation. Memester was already on the verge of breaking apart. In June, a uprising in Mainland Advancia added them to The DSKM, to differentiate from the colony, Memester. By now, Memester was the only state of Advancia that remained in the Empire. This caused the BCP to try and cause more divide against everyone, by passing the Landlord Law in September, where all housing are owned by the rich, and the people needed to pay a huge sum of money to stay.

October 3rd. Memester Uprising. East Memester and Flufferonia seceded from the Empire to join the DSKM, which by now, can be referred to as Memester. In the 2 uprisings, the Military supported the people, and didn't intervene. The BCP then tried getting bolder. The Curfew Act was passed in December, where no one could go out from 9pm to 5am. Because of this, all of Sizzletown, except for the territory in the Main Colony Continent, Pewdielund, Quackity Union and N. isles started a rebellion. This formed a new nation; "The Socialist Empire of Sizmark". There were now 2 breakaway nations, and only Sizzletown, Advancia (West Memester), and the rest of Lugnica to hold on to the almost falling Empire. In December, Grimmology and Great Dokitan seceded, with Great Dokitan joining Memester, and Grimmology joining Sizmark.

2958

In January, the BCP started to introduce their Police Force. Despite being called 'Safety for the People', it barely felt safe walking around, as the New Police Force were corrupt, and could listen to what you were saying. This is where civil rights began to decrease, as in March, the Anti-Rebellion Law was established, where the corrupt police introduced by the BCP could arrest anyone if they felt they were against the party. The old police formed by Memers Progressive was also under threat, as they couldn't leave their stations due to the corrupt BCP police force obstructing their ways. However, this didn't stop more from seceding. New Advancia-Gameronia, seceded and joined Memester, New South Memester, Neu Holmark, Neu Ost Memester, and Potatoland seceded, and joined Memester too. Toxikia, Memeland, Ememe and Grandtla seceded and joined Sizmark. 19 Colonies had seceded at this point. The 2 new nations discussed about joining together, as it didn't make sense that the 2 nations with the same ideas were separated. In the background, the Monarchy was busy trying to fix the nation. As King Juntism0ld II flipped through the Constitution, he found Article 105, which states that "The Monarchy, or anyone from the Royal Family, has the power to remove a law that is detrimental to the nation and its survival." This meant that the King can remove a law that is going to break the nation apart, but which? The Royal Family discussed and also asked the leaders of the top parties, of which still remained in the Empire despite their territories seceding.

At the same time, the nation was in so much disarray, that it seemed as it would be the end of Advancia-Sizzletown. However, both Sizmark and Memester didn't want the Empire to fall. They wanted to get rid of the BCP. In August, they tried to pass the Mandatory Joining Law, which everyone was to be part of the BCP. Luckily, it was vetoed really hard by the King, as it broke a lot of the articles in the constitution. Things might look bleak, but a ray of sunshine soon came out. In December, Sizmark and Kingdom of Memester united to form Free Colonies of Advancia-Sizzletown. The Monarchy also found out the power to get former colonies in to assist if in the hands of a corrupt party without telling the party itself.

2959

By now, everyone wanted Nordic-Memers Progressive Union, and everything else to be back, and the monarchy wanted everyone to know of what they can do, but secretly. There were subtle hints in the speeches of Juntism0ld II, and the media spreaded it around, as the last hope of free speech in BCP controlled Sizzlevancia. In June, the BCP passed the Golf Law, where the upper class can enjoy maximum freedom, and now, no more tax. This resulted in Neu Juntism0 and Greater Memeria to secede, joining the Free Colonies. With the elections coming up in 2960, the BCP was confident that their cheats will be able get them to ruin the nation further, but they were about to learn justice.

2960

The Monarchy removed the Greatest Threat Act, as all other parties will work together to rebuild the nation after this, and the Free Colonies soon returned. They were now ready to remove the tyrant. By then, the BCP was too busy playing Golf, that they didn't realise the entire nation was plotting against them. In June, feeling confident of winning the election, they decided to increase the wellfare of the Upper Class. As the rallies started in July, all parties formed a coalition. A coalition to remove the BCP. This coalition was named: "Coalition for the Freedom of All". And to also get a harder landslide victory, the Monarchy removed The Suppression Act. The BCP didn't even bother to check what was missing from the list of laws.

A week before the election period, the Coalition revealed itsef to the public, with the NMPU and MSP as the leaders. The BCP tried arresting the leaders of the NMPU and MSP, but was shown the list of laws, showing that 2 laws and acts were missing. The King soon found out he has the power to put in a article, so he added the article for the final decision for party removal, and made sure that racist laws can't be made. The BCP tried to get the laws back up, but was turned down by the Monarchy. The BCP started trying to buy votes, but realised they don't have enough money to stay afloat after this, and couldn't use the money from the country, as the Monarchy would turn it down, but still went with it anyways. Election Week. This has became the election where huge amounts of people voted, at 21.2 Trillion people voting, wanting to remove the BCP, and get the NMPU, MSP, and the legitimate parties back. October 5th. The margin was too huge. 21.2 Trillion votes for the Coalition, with huge amounts of votes going towards NMPU and MSP, against 21 Billion bought votes for the BCP. Compared to 2955, where people didn't vote that much.

The BCP started complaining about how the votes were bought, and was unfair for a party that the monarchy wanted back to be in the election. Green Hoodie Man became the new Prime Minister, with Juntism0 III and Juntism0 I guiding, and Vice Head Minister, Emilia from the Medieval Social Party, as both parties are allied. Green Hoodie Man later on gave a speech.

"Hello all citizens! We are back! We have defeated the tyrant! The BCP may think that they can tear this country apart, but no, we will always find a way to get back our rightful government, no matter by force. But now, we need to focus on rebuilding this nation, step by step, to remove the hatred and fascism. What the BCP had done was to tear the hardwork of all of us into pieces, but they can't. With the monarchy around, they will always find a way to stop such evil. I would like to thank the Royal Family for that. I will also want to thank my 2 buds, Juntism0 I and III, for guiding me with such as large party, and coalition. They will never ever let a fascist tear this nation apart. A example of a nation reuniting after Fascism fell would be Germany. Germany was broken in 4 parts after the fall of the Nazi Regime, and later on East and West, but they reunited. Even if a fascist was to break this nation apart, we will find a way to return. And return with a grand entrance to the world, to show that the spirit of Sizzlevancia never dies! We are the Progressive Empire, we will progress with the people, not with the corporations! We have worked hard to unite lands of different people, different race, different culture, different languages, different customs, and we will not let anything break it down. We are formed under the basis of a United Meme Realm! Even though we don't want to achieve such a goal anymore, unity will always remain as the goal for us. Racism isn't a joke, and no one shall experience it. Me and Vice Head Minister, Emilia from the Medieval Social Party will work together with all legitimate parties to rebuild this country, to its former glory!" ~ Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man addresses the nation, October 5th 2960.

Donald Musk and those he selected to rule didn't want to leave. They want to continue ruining the land. But enough was enough. Gamer Union lent a helping hand, removing the clowns to make way for the return of democracy.

After removing the laws and acts, and reinstating some, they went on with rebuilding, and have went on with articles to prevent this fron happening again. Everything returned back to what it was before BCP by the end of 2960, and the BCP became outlawed by all parties, and the Monarchy. Donald Musk was moved to Gamer Union to be executed for his crimes, as Sizzlevancia doesn't allow capital punishment.

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