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by The Syndicate of Servilis. . 16 reads.

BREAKING : Coup in Belokar, Capitalists have killed Yeoss

In a recent issue, Yeoss was just about to cut down on gambling, before one of the Decisioners in the room, shot Yeoss in the chest and gave their decision the tick.
The killer, now Consul of Servilis, Ajges Sudaen, has established a Capitalist rule, he plans to get rid of elections.

This is a dark day for Servilis, Ajges was generous enough to give Yeoss' body over to the people, despite being in complete opposition to being celebrated, Servilisians across the nation are going against her will to give her a great burial to commend for how she has served Servilis.

We all know Yeoss' real name isn't Yeoss, and it is of Servilisian tradition to honour omnipresent leaders by revealing their true name upon their death.

The name revealed is Mika Alexander Cormac.

Her history was revealed that she was married to a Genderfluid named Shay Cormac who died at an unknown time, given that Mika's age is unknown.

Given Shay Cormac is already buried, his casket has been lifted and both of them as well as their daughter, Kara, who died with Shay when she was only 15 will be buried in a 3-lined position around the Obelisk.

All construction on the Obelisk has ceased.

Ajges has stated he already regrets handing over Mika's body, given that he's realized how much the country hates him.
He also said the following :
"You may hate me now, but just remember, you'll all be normal once again, no more welfare, no more colourful stuff, you'll all be normal with normal families and normal citizens."

Citizens are calling this day "Dajobelisa" which means "Day of the Dead Obelisk"

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