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Colonies.

These are the colonies of Advancia-Sizzletown.


United Advancia Epic Gamer Colony, basically The Austro Germanic Union tried to claim it, but it is ours and the capital city is located there. King of the State and Country is King Juntism0ld Memiston I.

Sizzletown Leader of the State is President Zika "Inactive" Daven.

Kekistan. Controls Normieland. Leader is General of Kekistan Big Man Tyrone.

Ememe. Epic meme state. Leader is Prime Minister of Ememe Ebitz"haxornub"20.

Grimmology. The worst state we have colonized. Leader is Prime Minister of Grimmology Grimm "Luke" kick567.

Azzle Memeland. The colony that memers visit and sometimes pray to the Bootleg Meme God. Leader is Meme Pope Multi "JoJo" Zernez.

Toxikia. Basically the North of it is thr Nuclear Testing sites and the rest are filled with Epic Gamers. Leader is Prime Minister Toxiea "Mexicano" Big boi (also Prime Minster of Azzle)

Bikini Bottom. Shaped many childhoods of each generation. Leader is Prime Minister Krabs.

Pewdielund. Joined Advancia-Sizzletown to become the largest country in the region. Leader is (obviously) Pewdiepie.

Quackity Union. Epic Union full of epic memers. Leader is QuackityHQ.

Gnomeland. Colony with 1/10 of the land on Memeland. Leader is General Keemstar.

Pyro's Meme Island. Used to be part of Sizmark.

Epic Gamer Island. Epic island filled with epic gamers. Leader is President Epic from Epic Games

Bepisland. haha, funny meme. Leader is King Spurdo Sparde.

Memeapore. Well yea, just a bunch of islands around Advancia. Leader is Meme Minister Grandayy.

The Holy Ford Islands. 65 islands near the coast of Pewdielund, the largest one being Cortina Island,followed by Sierra Island. Leader is Almighty God Henry Ford.

The German Colony of Booshmen. There's alot of boosh people there. Leader is Booshfire Leader Mr Booshmen.

Accumula Island. Island full of furrets, which they travel around. They have a legitimate passport and human rights, basically anything. The Leader is walcc boi bruh moment.

Great Dokitan. Used to be colonised by Grimmology back around the 20th century. The land of where the Queen lived. It's also a place full of worshippers of Advancia-Sizzletown's 2nd Religion, Dokism. This is pretty much where the DDLC characters live (except for the Queen, which lives in Advancia.) Leader is Prime Minister Monika.

The countries part of Great Dokitan are, Monales (full of sheeps, and a weird language), Natreland (full of potatoes and a Spire that doesn't even have a use), Saytland (bagpipes, weird accents and another version of Nessie's lake) and Yurgland (Tea, just Tea.) It was also part of the Grimmology Democratic Republic, and liberated by the Meme Union Army.

Natsuki Isles. Liberated by the Advancian Army from the Socialist Grimmological Rule in 2019, Is one of the most advanced areas in Advancia-Sizzletown. It's also where the Queen is from.
Leader is (obviously), Queen Natsuki.

Grandtla. Birthplace of modern Memism. One of the memiest colony of Advancia-Sizzletown.

Flufferonia, the lastest member of the main colonies, separated out of Advancia and Sizzletown, with both colonies recognizing the colony afterwards.

Escooterlund, where E-scooters dominate the streets, going at 120km/h, and blaring Man You and yp music.

Greater Memeria, The most eastern colony of the Meme Realm (After the Eastern Line is the other parts of The North Pacific.), Has been allies with Advancia for a long time. (except for the 50 year Dictatorship)

Azzlei Outlying Islands, where bunch of islands far away, somewhere in the Meme Realm, or other Realms are part of.

Big Tekong Island. 10000x larger than its real life counterpart, this is where military stuff like National Service takes place in.

Neu Holmark. Borders are where those not marked as Belzerg's land after the War for Revenge of Pre-Empire Sizzletown. Neu Holmark is one of the 4 colonies fully inside of another Realm. It is also influenced by Advancia and Quackistan, which meant the Government of the Colony has both Advancians and Quackistanis. Also the 1st Sizzlevancian colony fully inside of the Medieval Realm.

New South Memester Special Adminstrative Dominon (SAD). The SAD is marked as part of Advancia-Sizzletown's and Belzerg's, with both governments controlling the SAD. (Memester is the one for Advancia-Sizzletown.) This is not a disputed territory, as both sides agreed on controlling the area together.
Also one of the 2 colonies which is half controlled by a state, Memester.

Potatoland, basically Ireland controls Britain and West Virginia, and people feed on potatoes. It's governed by 3 Irish Youtubers, one that memed the hell out of the Dublin Spire, the other one hates soup, and the last one goes "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES". It has land in Medieval Realm, ehich is basically Kerry, West Limerick and Most of Cork, right before the city of Cork, which borders the Medieval Realm. That area was destroyed by the Destroyer moving thing in 2400, which is now destroyed. After 75 years, The Flag flew again for the first time, on December 1st, at 2:15 PM. The sirens of all colonies always turned on after that year, to remember the former glory of Medieval Realm Munster, same as Meme Realm Munster (Not Memester), but only in different Realms.

Sizzlevancian Liechtenstein. Yes, we got a small country somewhere in the Rhein.

Quackistan. Pretty much is the same as Quackity Union, except the fact that the Governor/Almighty Supreme Waifu is Azusa from K-On.

Lugnica (Unified). The one of the only 2 colony with a Triarchy. Is one of the candidates to be the 7th Main Colony.

Neu Nord-Memester. Right below Lugnica, this colony is a triarchy, with the Governor, Government of Meemster, and the Prime Minister of Advancia-Sizzletown as rulers. During the initial 30 years as a colony, the parliament of Nord-Memester was mostly from the old government, with 75% from the previous Vollachia Government, and only 25% from other colonies (mostly it's Advancians.) and citizens. Out of the 75%, 65% are still militaristic, and nationalist for the old nation, so they were pretty much rebuilding the old nation as a colony. All of the 25% and the remaining 10% all wanted peace, stability and friendship with fellow colonies and neighbours, which gained the support from the public. In 2532, the majority kicked out the 10%, and elected the nationalists and militarists in government roles, and was heavily oppressing the 25%. The other colonies soon found out, and started to do whatever they can to stop them from doing this, like limiting money and trade. All of these didn't help, as they continued to oppress them, and finally, on November 30th, 2533, the 25% got kicked out. It was where the nearby colonies and nations prepared for a civil war happening over there. The following day, it did happen. It was now the common people and those soldiers against the nationalist and militaristic government, against the supporters of the government, remaining soldiers, and the government. Thankfully, due to the trade restrictions for Nord-Memester, The Government's supporting army only had medieval weapons, while the General Public had equipments and soldiers for their Armed Forces from a few colonies. (Potatoland, East Lugnica, Neu Holmark, New South Memester, and Advancia.) 2 Days later, the 6 Main Colonies and East Lugnica had sent their Armed Forces into Neu Nord-Memester to help out the people, in which they saw the General Public's Army holding the Neu Nord-Memester flag, while the Nationalist/Militaristic Army had the flag of Vollachia instead. After 7 days of nonstop fighting, the General Public's Army got the entire colony, and a treaty was signed 2 days later, on the day where the previous treaty where Neu Nord-Memester was created, to remove the nationalism and militaristic values from some people who prefer the Vollachia Empire. A new national anthem was written 2 years after that, as the former anthem was quite militaristic, and did nothing to stop some people from supporting the Pro-Vollachia side, was removed 2 years prior. In the 2 years, they used Das Memesterlied instead, so they had the same anthem as New South Memester for that time. The old anthem returned in 2750, as some of the lyrics became obsolete, so it could now be sung, but still hold its controversy due to the Civil War, and being related to the Pro-Vollachia side.

Neu Ost-Memester. The one of the 2 colonies beyond the gate in Bruhmate. Has a large about of land due to ending the war with Sadera, who surrendered to the Sizzlevancians after agitating the combined forces too much until it overboiled, and everyone was sick of their attacks.

Neu Süd-Ost-Memester. Comprises of Sadera's overseas colonies. Before Sizzlevancia entered through the gate, they originally spoke English and German, instead of Advancian/Sizzle and English (only some places, like the rich part of the former Sadera capital.) Was a Socialist Satellite State of Advancia-Sizzletown, following its constitution, and has been pro-equality and anti-slaves ever since their colonisation by Sadera, before Sizzlevancia. The people of Südwest-Memester supports and love Sizzlevancia, because of how progressive it is, and how both of their 1st leader, a progressive one, is Mepol, the founder of Modern Advancia, who is still alive, as they entered the new world just a 3 years ago.

New Advancia-Gameronia. This land occupies former Ukraine, and areas around it, in the world where the Sizzlevancians first made their portal alongside Gamer Union. It is jointly governed by both nations, with no clear boundary of which nation rules which side of the joint colony. After WWIII in the New World (before the discovery of the Medieval World via the Gate), all states of the joint colony became sectors under G&K jurisdiction, alongside areas outside of the former colony, and was annexed by the New Soviet Union, in order to avoid the enemy getting the land once held by the 2 nations, waiting for their return. (They did return, obviously.) The sector where the portal is in is 09, near where the former capital of New Advancia-Gameronia, Brisnite, is at.

Green Memeria. Split from Greater Memeria in 2515. Was Independent before being annexed by the Authoritarian Government of Greater Memeria in 1985. Most of its land is west of Greater Memeria, therefore it was known as West Memeria. The green part only came to be, when their flag became Green with the Black-White-Red stripes inside of the 3 stars.

Colonies part of Azzlei Outlying Islands, but are counted as colonies (except their flag is still the Outlying Islands flag.)

Deutschvancia. Basically Mini Advancia, but the whole colony is German, with Japanese Influences.

Yeetvancia, another version of Advancia, except it's just full of yeets.

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