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by The United Patagonia of Sycar. . 792 reads.

Quotes to Remember from The 1st Entente / The Eternal Entente RMB

Tsarist pomerania wrote:I really want to suppress this but democracy.
So instead I leave with a firm fucc you

Makatona wrote:Hey you! Yes, you!

Are you tired of the dreariness of everyday life? Are you looking to make a fortune, so you can fulfill your own Makatonan Dream? Do you wish you could live in a tropical paradise? Are you a proud patriot who wants to do your part for Uncle Charles, and take up the Makatonan Man's Burden? If you answered yes to any of these questions, the newly created Colonization Bureau has some exciting opportunities for you!

The Caribbean. Makatona's backyard. A brilliantly blue sea and sky, with island paradise in between. Thanks to the efforts of former President Reagan, this slice of heaven on Earth has been liberated from the specter of Prydish Communism, and delivered into Makatona's loving embrace! However, if these beautiful islands are to truly embrace all our civilization has to offer, the land must be populated by industrious, patriotic people! That's where you come in citizen! The Colonization Bureau is offering the first 50,000 families who apply to settle in the region free homes and a minimum of 10 acres! Move into beautiful recreations of Caribbean plantation style homes, which start at 4,500 sq ft! Enjoy the immense natural beauty of the Caribbean, from the jungles to the beaches! You and your family will live like royalty, with docile natives tending to your every need! Experience the amenities of life here in the Homeland, with new televisions, community centers, and local sports leagues! Plus, you'll be very close to glitzy Havana, the Las Vegas of the Caribbean! All the comforts and pleasures that make life worth living will be yours for the taking! With your help, Cuba will soon be as Makatonan as Ohio!

*The Colonization Bureau is not liable for any deaths or injuries that may occur in the Congo territories as established in the Encouragement of Colonization Act of 1990, issued by former President Delek Alk Fared.

Makatona wrote:Your petty communist island is nowhere near a superpow- I mean, we will attend too!

Greater kurland wrote:Dieter bring me the Flammenwerfer i go deal with Boris

New swaraelia wrote:#gulag

Makatona wrote:Is anyone looking to buy slave- I mean, anyone looking to import servants?

New swaraelia wrote:Ahahahahahahahahaha-HEAR THAT GUYS VOTE ME I'M 'RESPONSIBLE!'

Makatona wrote:Sup Pom Pom (That's your name now, deal with it)

New swaraelia wrote:Add literally every corny political joke and hahahha...POM POM POM POM ever. Also, I find it a bit bias. #gulag made the list? More like #saltysycar amirite?

Democratic deutschland wrote:This is why I like Texans

Makatona wrote:I’ll blitzkrieg into your Ardennes and make you very Vichy

Tianjastan wrote:Who's invading who again?

The Greater Prussian Union wrote:Treffer oder nicht treffer; ich vermute sie verfehlen nie huh?
Du hast eine Freund, ich wette er küsst dich nicht (mwah!)

Democratic deutschland wrote:(GROUND COMPOSITION: SAND, GRAVEL, AND COMMUNISM.)

Makatona wrote:Do you guys get it? McDonald’s and Makkie. Quite smart if I may say so myself *hides suspicious white powder*

Makatona wrote:Crimea: *exists*
Makatona: Is this a testing ground?

Prydaun wrote:The spectre of communism strikes again!

Democratic deutschland wrote:*dabs on swaraelia*

The Greater Prussian Union wrote:Excuuuuse me that's my fetish and if you don't accept this you are the patriarchy, suppressing strong and independent squids like me!

The Greater Prussian Union wrote:Thats what a gay commie would say!

Democratic deutschland wrote:I'm going to throw you into the Volcano if you keep that up.

Tianjastan wrote:And that’s why I don’t recommend listening to what girlfriends recommend.

Prydaun wrote:Yes, burn the fascists. Good call.

Sycar wrote:Basically I declared war on Tianjastan because his government kill 500,000 of their citizens and imprisoned 1 million more, Makatona is allowing their citizens to go to Tianjastan and help out with the genocide, the Tianjastani government is saying there is no genocide, and apparently Prussia is considering declaring war on you.

It's just another day for T1E.

Makatona wrote:Let’s just do a weird Hetalia thing cuz we’re weaboos.

The second republic of texas wrote:Just a normal day in anarchy.

New swaraelia wrote:<genocides millions>
'we have numbers'
NationStates logic.

Makatona wrote:I like where this is going. What would a Makkie/Sykie be called?

Presidents Sinclair and Lee making out in the background leaked to the press.

Sycar wrote:makkie and I are gay for each other now

Constemporia wrote:Silly Sykie!

Ok so I've checked the RMB before I joined, is Makatona your bf or something?

Democratic deutschland wrote:Error: "Quincie" Not Found.

Related searches: "North Sycar"

Aunland and Rurania wrote:This belongs in the best 1st Entente quotes

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Welp since no one answered me

Sycar is now duke of the RMB

Frankish peru wrote:Why in my cat’s dry anus would a girl keep a ski suit during s3x??!!

The Greater Prussian Union wrote:That moment when you are hyped to see what got posted in RMB and its just aunland doing aunland stuff

Makatona wrote:Looking back at the old RMB makes me feel nostalgic. Me nuking Creamy and flirting with Sykie, arguing with Pom Pom

Good times...

Aunland and Rurania wrote:BoJo’s Brexit Adventure

New swaraelia wrote:Haha 12-year-olds riseYou guys are all fed lies by the world order of North Dakota. The actual places that don’t exist are...
-Delaware
Belgium
South Dakota
Hoboken, New Jersey
Bleiefeld
Rutland
Literally just 87% of Estonia’s population
All of Finland except Åland
Svalbard
New Zealand
Australia
Sycar’s self esteem
Sycar’s real life friends
My dreams
My happiness
My joy
And finally Northamptonshire.

Aunland and Rurania wrote:The thundering hammer of democracy will come to you eventually

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Welcome to the first Entente. The only place where we can have a war over how to end a war

Makatona wrote:Don’t worry love I own you ;)

Aunland and Rurania wrote:We all love Sycar equally. Except Makatona, he love sycar in special ways.

New swaraelia wrote:Is that how this is gonna be? I love Sycar more than the Earth is round-I love Sycar more than the number of Makatona's bones will be found...
I love him more than chocolate chips,
My love for him is deeper than my newly-dug pit,
My love for Sycar only grows,
As Makkie's body will decompose.
And if you disagree with me,
And my eternal love for Sykie,
Please meet me, a fan, and a bat,
As we have a nice and friendly chat.

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Epstein didn’t kill himself and neither should you

New swaraelia wrote:Just to spite Makatona, imma like every post he every types. Wish me luck!

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Nobody expects the Makatonan inquisition

Sfr creeptopia wrote:Welcome to the first entente, the only place where a guy named Todd recreates the confederate states whilst the new British empire destroys the Albanians

Prydaun wrote:Is this some LGBT solidarity or what. ;)

New swaraelia wrote:Luxelglands.

New swaraelia wrote:TAXATION IS THEFT-BUT OUR KING IS THE LAW...SO GIVE YOUR MONEY TO THE KING SO NOBODY STEALS FROM YOU!

Sfr creeptopia wrote:Homosexuality is gay

New swaraelia wrote:I AMD RUNK

Karuzzya wrote:Happy New Years to all the Euro assholes!

Aunland-rurania wrote:I’m going to shove my bold text into your italics

I am so sorry

Sfr creeptopia wrote:Sycar put it in

Aunland-rurania wrote:Flood me daddy.

Sfr creeptopia wrote:*default dance of victory*

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Burn me daddy

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Not kinky
Not masochism
Just death

Quebec and france wrote:If you default dance one more time I will split your throat and make you shoot your vertebrae out like a Pez dispenser.

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Sycar if this doesn’t get into best quotes I will personally turn you into the human equivalent of Denmark in 1940

Sycar wrote:Happy Texas Independence Day! May all the Europeans' tea be cold and politicians be commies!

Jk, love ya bastards

Natsonicia wrote:"If you want something wrong done right, you have to wrong do it yourself. "

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Time to make pasta that’s truly

Out of this world.

*dumps entire bag of pure cocaine into pasta dough*

The second republic of texas wrote:Sycar absolutely DESTROYS liberal with FACTS and LOGIC, leaves the body in a ditch to rot

Liechtensteinel wrote:S Y K I E I S M I N E

Aunland and Rurania wrote:The UN is gonna have a field day with your sorry ass...

Quebec-Libre wrote:What the everloving f*ck did I just walk into.

Aunland and Rurania wrote:Does it look like we give a f*ck?

LET FREEDOM RING MUDAFUGGA

Makatona wrote:Sycar
Don't forget to save this too!

Makatona wrote:HEY YOU!

*German accent* Are you tired of the same old food? Only the freshest, blondest and most Aryan veg is allowed into our youth movement, the rest are loaded up onto trucks and trains and are experimented on because they are, quite frankly inferior.

(Someone in the background): "Please! I vuz just obeying ordahs" *gunshots*

Third Reich frozen vegetables, the final solution vir dinner time problems!

*The average Makatonan advertisement during the Fared era, colourised*

Aunland and Rurania wrote:I kinda want to do terrorism

Prydaun wrote:Ofc, almost forgot about your nuclear herpes

Sfr creeptopia wrote:You’re not even a person, you’re a testicle

Sycar wrote:Pew pew every gun law is an infringement pew pew

Aunland and Rurania wrote:The 1st Entente is the cursed reality where the Germans succeeded in making Russia german and then the Germans go kicked out of Germany by the f*cking Latvians

Quebec-Libre wrote:Do you value your kneecaps?

Aunland and Rurania wrote:You only have a potato on a stick for entertainment but at least everyone can legally get a dick up their ass

New swaraelia wrote:Needless to say I vehemently emailed the principal because this is wholly unacceptable behaviour. I am extremely concerned and confused that our academic institution is turning into the wet dream of Natsonicia.

Quebec and france wrote:Can I delete someone else's account?

Sfr creeptopia wrote:well jokes on you, you probably dont know who sacco and vanzetti were

Nupe wrote:Says as you mispell intelligence

Aunland and Rurania wrote:And so began the war between Starbucks and the Finnish government

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