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Charter of Snazzy v2

CHARTER of SNAZZY

Due to an outstanding copyright claim, the following second iteration of the CHARTER of SNAZZY has been drafted, reviewed and approved by Esternial. As the onslaught of our previous communist regime has left us impoverished and largely indifferent, no appeal shall be made against this claim.


Article 1. General Provisions

1.1. «Snazzy», a 'Nationstates' international region (hereinafter the Region), was established pursuant to the decision of Esternial dated as of somewhere .
1.2. The Region shall be governed by the present charter (hereinafter the Charter) and any applicable provisions of basic "don't be a twat" etiquette adopted pursuant thereto (here- inafter the Law).
1.3. The duration of the Region shall be unlimited unless reorganized or liquidated pursuant to the Charter, the Law or the whim of its deranged Founder.

Article 2. Purpose of the Region

This Region has been founded in order to facilitate communication between its members and track their activities. All members, with their presence, consent implicitly that Snazzy management is free to use their personal data for marketing purposes and credit card fraud.

Article 3. Members and Qualifications

Snazzy management is comprised of the following:

  • A grand exalted reprobate (hereinafter the Founder)

  • Free slave labor (hereinafter the Executive WA Delegate)

  • Several errant layabouts (hereinafter the Officers).

Section 1
Members of Snazzy shall be appointed via the democratic process. Any current Member is allowed to identify prospective individuals gullible enough for our pyramid scheme. This suggestion will be communicated to a Board member with sufficient privileges to establish a poll and compile Region-wide TGs. The following procedure will then be followed diligently by any Board member that received such a request:

  1. Compose a region-wide Telegram informing all members of the name. DO NOT publicly reveal the identity of candidates, as it would then be super awkward if they didn't get voted in.

  2. Create an ambiguous poll asking for a 'Yea' or 'Nea' vote on the candidate.

The created poll will run for 72 hours and will end when either all members have cast their vote OR (more likely) 72 hours have elapsed with no veto OR (most likely) the candidate has received a veto. Members are permitted to communicate their veto via Telegram. Including a motivation is optional but encouraged.

Removal of Snazzy membership is commonly decided by a kangaroo court or on the whim of pretty much anyone.

Section 2
Officer titles will be added, removed or amended as sparingly as possible, as management cannot be bothered to engage in reforms (incl. minor alterations to Region structure) on a daily, weekly, monthly and preferably even annual basis. Thus, any requests to drop, create or alter current Officer roles must be sufficiently motivated before being forwarded to Snazzy management.

As established by the French-Irish conglomerate, standard privileges include Communications and Polls. Management assumes you can be trusted with any privilege, but if you don't really need or want it we would prefer to avoid unnecessary bureaucracy.

Article 4. Region operations

Section 1
In theory, regional decisions are decided upon by popular vote using the in-region poll system.

Section 2
In theory, day-to-day operations of the Region is conducted by the Executive WA Delegate or the Founder.

Section 3
Don't be a meanie. Management does not endorse a hostile region environment but will unintentionally facilitate it and deny any involvement.

Article 5. Embassies

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