Trading Cards
Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!
Junk cards you don't want and receive a small amount of bank by tapping the top flag area!
Buy and Sell cards in the Market!
Gift a card to any nation by paying a transfer fee!
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1.83 The knight who says NI's trades...
The knight who says NI's Deck
The knight who says NI has 14 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
20.053 billion Floridians. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.833 billion NakNakians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
36.9b28,902t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Ummm.....We'll think of one later”
WA
26.69 billion Kiljaritians. Pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Think Philosophy, Live Philosophy”
WA
4.057 billion Buckerinorians. Unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Tyranny by Majority
“Shining with a thin, moony radiance”
16.648 billion Bone of Contentionians. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Ab eterno ad infinitum.”
33.27 billion Taraskovyans. Digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“Our conquest is assured!”
15.563 billion Aaronians. Zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
26.789 billion WhaleCo Global LLCians. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Because we're right”
25.819 billion Goppers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Trying to control chaos is the spice of life.”
WA
5.828 billion Connonians. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Nous sommes plus forts, ensemble”
4.575 billion Clintdoneians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The arcane holds madness most perturbing...”
WA
3.7 billion Eldritch Horrors. Compulsory military service, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Power to the People”
WA
1.76b249t
SEASON TWO