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LEGENDARY CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have approximate knowledge of many things.”
Editor
Highest Crime Rates: 637th Most Armed: 919th Most Rebellious Youth: 963rd
14.786 billion Reapers. Flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Only beautiful people can read this motto.”
Safest: 159th Lowest Crime Rates: 171st Highest Average Tax Rates: 261st
19.156 billion Bralians. National health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Socialists
“People, Party, Protector”
Largest Welfare Programs: 59th Most Advanced Public Transport: 217th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 326th
30.493 billion Laerodines. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Power for the Taking”
Rudest Citizens: 24th Largest Retail Industry: 29th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37th
14.309 billion Elwherites. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Sick marmalade, grandpa!”
Mentor
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,937th Highest Economic Output: 4,409th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,564th
19.621 billion Esternalians. Compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th Largest Publishing Industry: 418th
17.994 billion Lordiethians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th Largest Publishing Industry: 418th
17.994 billion Lordiethians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“De la Décadence, Renaissance. De la Renaissance, Gloire”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 88th Rudest Citizens: 102nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 143rd
20.182 billion Gâllaegasque Métropolitains et Coloniaux. Free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All life deserves to be free”
Least Corrupt Governments: 123rd Most Rebellious Youth: 128th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 216th
13.479 billion Liberillians. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All hail the golden profit bird! *squawk*”
Most Influential: 47th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 272nd Largest Publishing Industry: 287th
13.029 billion Nippluanians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“You'll Never Walk Alone”
Most Advanced Public Education: 181st Highest Poor Incomes: 220th Smartest Citizens: 224th
10.407 billion Asians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Let them eat cake.”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 567th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 637th Most Developed: 728th
7.487 billion Pastrians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“I'm wooling to go out on a lamb”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 87th Largest Populations: 107th Smartest Citizens: 357th
34.55 billion Blaatschapenians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Well, actually...”
Most Pacifist: 187th Most Compassionate Citizens: 221st Nicest Citizens: 228th
17.29 billion Tiradics. Daily referendums, smutty television, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Neutrality is a Virtue”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 195th Largest Information Technology Sector: 582nd Largest Publishing Industry: 831st
17.873 billion Faxenlanders. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All hail the great god of wisdom, our emperor!”
Most Stationary: 348th Largest Insurance Industry: 422nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 965th
29.526 billion Randvereans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The unworthy shall die. The worthy will die sooner.”
Most Avoided: 957th Largest Insurance Industry: 987th Highest Economic Output: 1,024th
23.368 billion Luminationians. Anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“One, to rule them all.”
Highest Economic Output: 788th Largest Mining Sector: 1,217th Safest: 1,718th
27.646 billion Galloismians. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“One, to rule them all.”
Highest Economic Output: 788th Largest Mining Sector: 1,217th Safest: 1,718th
27.646 billion Galloismians. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All or nothing”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,741st Most Beautiful Environments: 6,018th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,084th
12.678 billion Confinians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Guarding the Golden Gate”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,920th Most Pro-Market: 10,267th Highest Crime Rates: 10,433rd
5.275 billion Presidioans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Have you tried chewing on your cables yet?”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,943rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,490th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,696th
23.634 billion Nanatsui. Anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Timor non est sine tenebris, sine lumine animi et sine”
Least Corrupt Governments: 563rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,843rd Safest: 1,961st
12.412 billion Angeleons. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“If We Can't Do It, No One Can!”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,303rd Largest Populations: 4,739th Highest Drug Use: 5,720th
19.954 billion Alien Space Bats. State-planned economy, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“MANOS! THE HANDS OF FATE!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,892nd Most Stationary: 4,828th Most Corrupt Governments: 4,942nd
16.27 billion minions. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Power By Few”
Most Income Equality: 159th Most Authoritarian: 494th Most Extreme: 1,828th
11.451 billion Grant Bigsbyians. Frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,565th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,634th
7.152 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
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