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LEGENDARY CARDS
Capitalist Paradise
“Anything goes ... usually for a good price”
31.2b19,788t
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Anarchy
“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
31.6b7,268t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Squeak!”
WA
16.8b3,945t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
20.1b6,827t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum ”
WA
33.584 billion Americans. Deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
WA
35.7b5,952t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
25.404 billion Fa Nienteans. Public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
27.5b10,109t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant”
WA
16.3b3,583t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Death to Humans!”
37.0b13,764t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Live Free”
14.4b4,854t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Si vis pacem, para bellum.”
8.211 billion Rats. Zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Immanentize the Eschaton”
WA
3.88b828t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
29.59 billion Scurriers. Museums and concert halls, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Screw you guys i'm going home”
26.565 billion worthless Klopswurstians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“WHEEK!”
18.8b5,677t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face”
WA
23.09 billion Nevians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face”
WA
25.1b3,971t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“In Shrewtopia, everyone is well”
30.001 billion Shrewtopians. Anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In Shrewtopia, everyone is well”
32.1b4,379t
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“... And I am left holding the baby, hmmm... as usual...”
14.233 billion Redwallers. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“... And I am left holding the baby, hmmm... as usual...”
16.3b398t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Cheers, damn it!”
17.415 billion Lubals. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Cheers, damn it!”
19.5b1,443t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Open but guard your heart & mind. Values b4 traditions.”
18.3b2,986t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Nabbanai Gloria”
25.8b1,056t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Never ending fun”
11.686 billion Server Hamstersians. Burgeoning Byte population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO MORE FREAKIN' MAZES!”
35.6b754t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“We're coming up, so you better get this party started.”
34.9b555t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“CDC rocks the house yo!”
35.9b1,007t
SEASON TWO