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8.34 President Florida Man's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Clearly, Got Some Issues, News At 11:00”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 413thHighest Crime Rates: 471stMost Armed: 529th
17.1b3,752t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”
Most Stationary: 68th Highest Economic Output: 76th Highest Disposable Incomes: 84th
33.989 billion Freddlandians. Ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In Satan I Trust”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 303rd Fattest Citizens: 346th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 346th
4.55 billion doomed souls. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Academic Excellence”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 567th
11.7b2,607t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Capitalizt
“partaylir gar kyr'am, vode”
Highest Crime Rates: 1,417thLargest Retail Industry: 1,530thRudest Citizens: 1,746th
19.7b3,242t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Last Refuge”
Largest Publishing Industry: 558th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 610th Most Stationary: 934th
20.038 billion Psychotic Soulsians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Kill 'em all!”
Largest Populations: 222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,336thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,842nd
36.1b2,142t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Notre Dieu est poussière”
Largest Gambling Industry: 435thMost Ignorant Citizens: 712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,026th
7.50b1,362t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Straddle the line in discord and rhyme.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,499thLargest Populations: 6,002ndHighest Drug Use: 6,175th
19.3b885t
SEASON TWO
Right-wing Utopia
“Please do not laugh at the capitol building.”
Most Stationary: 3,858thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,196thLargest Populations: 7,664th
17.4b738t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Once a Republican U.S. Senate candidate from Louisiana”
Highest Crime Rates: 2,436th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,889th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,383rd
17.821 billion New Orleanians. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and smutty television.
Democratic Socialists
“I will never work again!”
Most Stationary: 904thLargest Populations: 2,771stMost Influential: 8,762nd
26.3b811t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“The North was mad and blind, and so the War came.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,250th Most Stationary: 4,557th Most Extreme: 5,819th
17.308 billion Secessionistians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“note to self: must think for a motto...”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,636th Largest Black Market: 1,869th Highest Economic Output: 2,081st
23.704 billion Halicarnassosians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Blackfish”
Highest Crime Rates: 3,170th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,806th Largest Black Market: 5,206th
7.631 billion Urdein Straightsians. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,196th
8.85b366t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Midk Volnczerkhslaav Nashka z Vakszy”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,821stNicest Citizens: 4,161st
11.8b1,019t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything.”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,170th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,147th Largest Black Market: 2,231st
8.49 billion Amerikaners. Barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ends chances of a future low energy Jeb Bush presidency”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,155thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,363rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,660th
9.70b657t
Capitalist Paradise
“à déterminer”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,383rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,515th
8.13b1,857t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ad REDACTA AD REDACTISIYA”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 853rd Most Influential: 1,049th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,502nd
6.035 billion Poopisiyans. State-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“He Knew What He Was Gettin Into When He Signed Up”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,177th Most Avoided: 2,705th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,738th
4.134 billion Trump Supporters. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We go onward”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124th Most Influential: 1,556th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,050th
4.778 billion Americans. Keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Make America Great Again”
Most Avoided: 1,160th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,211th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,412th
3.073 billion Dictator Trumpians. Ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords.
Corporate Police State
“Nobody builds nations better than me, believe me ”
Most Armed: 1,705th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,927th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,098th
4.481 billion Trumpians. Strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Gott mit uns!”
Most Armed: 3,152nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,891st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,902nd
1.722 billion Neuenburgians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY LEADER OMEGA PISS”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,602ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,990thMost Authoritarian: 16,505th
45.0m1.59t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Corporate Police State
“kriga! bundolo! kriga! kriga!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,404thFattest Citizens: 4,392ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,801st
3.07b236t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“İṷıűűï Łīḥíłĩḻ”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,034th Most Stationary: 8,761st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,583rd
10.243 billion Ruvelkans. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“*flash BOOOM!!*”
10.5b275t
SEASON TWO
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