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8.34 President Florida Man's trades...
President Florida Man's Deck
President Florida Man has 77 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Clearly, Got Some Issues, News At 11:00”
17.1b3,752t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”
WA
33.989 billion Freddlandians. Ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In Satan I Trust”
4.55 billion doomed souls. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Academic Excellence”
11.7b2,607t
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
Capitalizt
“partaylir gar kyr'am, vode”
19.7b3,242t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Last Refuge”
WA
20.038 billion Psychotic Soulsians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Kill 'em all!”
36.1b2,142t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Notre Dieu est poussière”
7.50b1,362t
SEASON TWO
UNCOMMON CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“Straddle the line in discord and rhyme.”
19.3b885t
SEASON TWO
Right-wing Utopia
“Please do not laugh at the capitol building.”
17.4b738t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Once a Republican U.S. Senate candidate from Louisiana”
17.821 billion New Orleanians. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“I will never work again!”
26.3b811t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“The North was mad and blind, and so the War came.”
17.308 billion Secessionistians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“note to self: must think for a motto...”
23.704 billion Halicarnassosians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Blackfish”
WA
7.631 billion Urdein Straightsians. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
8.85b366t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Midk Volnczerkhslaav Nashka z Vakszy”
11.8b1,019t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything.”
WA
8.49 billion Amerikaners. Barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ends chances of a future low energy Jeb Bush presidency”
9.70b657t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“à déterminer”
8.13b1,857t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ad REDACTA AD REDACTISIYA”
WA
6.035 billion Poopisiyans. State-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“He Knew What He Was Gettin Into When He Signed Up”
4.134 billion Trump Supporters. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We go onward”
WA
4.778 billion Americans. Keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Make America Great Again”
3.073 billion Dictator Trumpians. Ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Nobody builds nations better than me, believe me ”
4.481 billion Trumpians. Strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Gott mit uns!”
1.722 billion Neuenburgians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY LEADER OMEGA PISS”
45.0m1.59t
SEASON TWO
COMMON CARDS
Corporate Police State
“kriga! bundolo! kriga! kriga!”
3.07b236t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“İṷıűűï Łīḥíłĩḻ”
10.243 billion Ruvelkans. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“*flash BOOOM!!*”
10.5b275t
SEASON TWO