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EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Legalise It!”
Most Rebellious Youth: 74thMost Advanced Public Education: 85thMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th
16.1b3,645t
SEASON TWO
Most Advanced Public Education: 52ndMost Rebellious Youth: 59thMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th
22.6b5,920t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Anarchy
“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”
Highest Crime Rates: 96th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107th Most Rebellious Youth: 113th
33.633 billion Impending Damnationians. National health service, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105thHighest Crime Rates: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 120th
35.7b10,291t
SEASON TWO
Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94thHighest Drug Use: 122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 124th
42.1b12,714t
Anarchy
SEASON THREE
Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94thHighest Drug Use: 122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 124th
42.1b12,714t
Anarchy
SEASON THREE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Guinness Is Good For You”
Largest Retail Industry: 579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,177th
5.80b1,783t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Guinness Is Good For You”
Largest Retail Industry: 579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,177th
5.80b1,783t
SEASON TWO
Guinness Is Good For You
Largest Retail Industry: 349thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 720thLargest Publishing Industry: 737th
12.3b4,653t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
Guinness Is Good For You
Largest Retail Industry: 349thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 720thLargest Publishing Industry: 737th
12.3b4,653t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“All the angels sing because you're gonna die!”
Largest Populations: 10,516th Largest Black Market: 10,763rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,944th
13.606 billion Fallen Angels. Triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“All the angels sing because you're gonna die!”
Largest Populations: 10,516th Largest Black Market: 10,763rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,944th
13.606 billion Fallen Angels. Triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“All the angels sing because you're gonna die!”
Largest Populations: 9,781stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,545thLargest Black Market: 15,095th
15.6b497t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“All the angels sing because you're gonna die!”
Largest Populations: 9,781stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,545thLargest Black Market: 15,095th
15.6b497t
SEASON TWO
All the angels sing because you're gonna die!
Largest Populations: 8,431stMost Influential: 16,128thMost Stationary: 16,741st
22.1b706t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
All the angels sing because you're gonna die!
Largest Populations: 8,431stMost Influential: 16,128thMost Stationary: 16,741st
22.1b706t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,882ndLargest Black Market: 2,013thMost Armed: 4,102nd
16.7b3,109t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Capitalist Paradise
“Malt Liquor”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,061stHighest Crime Rates: 2,226th
1.91b201t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Malt Liquor”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,061stHighest Crime Rates: 2,226th
1.91b201t
SEASON TWO
Most Armed: 2,259thHighest Crime Rates: 3,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,133rd
8.37b1,110t
Capitalist Paradise
SEASON THREE
Most Armed: 2,259thHighest Crime Rates: 3,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,133rd
8.37b1,110t
Capitalist Paradise
SEASON THREE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corporate Police State
“As heads is tails, Just call me Lucifer...”
Largest Black Market: 5,996th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,136th Largest Populations: 10,717th
13.474 billion Demonic Robots of Hell. Enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“As heads is tails, Just call me Lucifer...”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,845thLargest Populations: 9,907thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,013th
15.5b775t
SEASON TWO
As heads is tails, Just call me Lucifer...
Largest Populations: 8,543rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,315thMost Stationary: 11,766th
22.0b1,096t
Corporate Police State
SEASON THREE
Ain't nuthin' wrong with drinkin' cheap whiskey
Largest Populations: 21,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,744th
15.1b448t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Father Knows Best State
“Some of us will never sleep again...”
Largest Black Market: 6,960th Largest Populations: 8,346th Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,669th
15.302 billion Draculans. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Some of us will never sleep again...”
Largest Populations: 7,687thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,293rdLargest Black Market: 13,384th
17.4b384t
SEASON TWO
Some of us will never sleep again...
Largest Populations: 6,707thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,812thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,756th
23.8b528t
Father Knows Best State
SEASON THREE
Some of us will never sleep again...
Largest Populations: 6,707thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,812thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,756th
23.8b528t
Father Knows Best State
SEASON THREE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Seeing is believing”
Most Stationary: 6,104th Most Politically Free: 6,356th Most Influential: 8,890th
12.785 billion Ungodians. Frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
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