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LEGENDARY CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Valiyos, be Strong!”
Highest Poor Incomes: 170th Most Inclusive: 196th Largest Publishing Industry: 207th
25.984 billion Kriovallers. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Vae Victis”
Most Efficient Economies: 85th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505th Highest Economic Output: 545th
27.971 billion Romans. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Responsibility, Duty, Honor And Sacrifice For Peace.”
Most Efficient Economies: 90th Largest Information Technology Sector: 554th Most Cheerful Citizens: 740th
15.282 billion Odinburghians. Ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Avarice, the spur of industry.”
Most Efficient Economies: 109th Largest Insurance Industry: 234th Most Secular: 266th
17.388 billion Kcalbites. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Si tibi molestum caeli venite ad Zargovia!”
Most Efficient Economies: 110th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 140th Largest Agricultural Sector: 184th
29.579 billion Zargovians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Anything for the corporation.”
Most Corrupt Governments: 327th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 336th Largest Insurance Industry: 355th
14.505 billion Cossmanians. Closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Morte ao capitalismo! Viva o SOCIALISMO!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 76th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th
17.746 billion Portuguese Workersians. Ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Å||:PØw(3)r:+Ø:+h(3):kØm:u:n(3)§”
Best Weather: 91st Most Cheerful Citizens: 98th Nicest Citizens: 145th
13.564 billion blakniteas. Teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and absence of drug laws.
Father Knows Best State
“I ain't no hollaback wolf [LWU]”
Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,391st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,514th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,489th
29.772 billion Evil Wolves. Strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Thar be land lubbers out thar!”
Largest Black Market: 224th Highest Economic Output: 366th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 381st
33.264 billion Navigators. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Dosst jiv'undus zhah ussta loff'tarien”
Largest Mining Sector: 433rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 477th Largest Insurance Industry: 626th
24.432 billion Xukuthites. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Technology, Science and Socialism for Prosperity.”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 34th Most Secular: 121st Highest Disposable Incomes: 132nd
8.643 billion Azurians. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
““Words save our lives, sometimes.””
Most Developed: 755th Most Inclusive: 803rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 816th
5.016 billion Oceanites. Anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Fire and Blood”
Most Efficient Economies: 162nd Most Secular: 301st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 336th
16.623 billion Croxocans. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Vivat, Crescat, Floreat”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 462ndBest Weather: 2,058th
18.8b2,370t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337th Most Stationary: 438th Most Influential: 489th
29.937 billion Darakini. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This has all happened before, it will all happen again”
Most Devout: 96th Best Weather: 184th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th
33.696 billion Lakarianites. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 339th Safest: 475th Lowest Crime Rates: 843rd
15.17 billion Pakistanis. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare.
Left-Leaning College State
“Forward.”
Largest Populations: 356th Highest Economic Output: 2,724th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,997th
33.732 billion Austrivs. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Death is lifes way of saying you're fired! April 2003”
Largest Populations: 205th Largest Gambling Industry: 438th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,497th
34.186 billion Broughdomians. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Same As It Ever Was”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 415th Best Weather: 498th Most Cheerful Citizens: 506th
23.937 billion Trolls. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum”
Most Influential: 187th Largest Publishing Industry: 282nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 369th
27.138 billion Lethenians. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Furthermore, I think that Carthage must be destroyed.”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 363rd Largest Welfare Programs: 432nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 732nd
15.667 billion Tlaceceyayans. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Tyranny by Majority
“Peace, Love, Harmony, Compassion”
Most Pacifist: 28th Most Compassionate Citizens: 48th Nicest Citizens: 55th
26.747 billion True Christians. Ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Everyone sucks but us”
Largest Publishing Industry: 260th Most Rebellious Youth: 557th Most Cheerful Citizens: 650th
27.625 billion Millopolesi. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We are shaped by fate just as we shape it.”
Largest Black Market: 225th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 342nd Highest Economic Output: 489th
24.67 billion Spectarians. Pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“RIP”
Most Politically Free: 416th Most Pro-Market: 440th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 440th
11.547 billion Leinster Headers. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The La-li-lu-le-lo..?!”
Largest Populations: 134th Healthiest Citizens: 445th Smartest Citizens: 889th
34.441 billion Arsenal Gearians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Nulli expugnabilis hosti”
Highest Economic Output: 674th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 678th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,107th
28.397 billion Bloatnikovians. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Think for yourself !”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 281stLargest Welfare Programs: 351stMost Advanced Public Education: 435th
18.9b2,967t
SEASON TWO
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