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Moralistic Democracy
“Protect the innocent.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,161st
5.584 billion Protectors. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“𝓐𝓻𝒆𝓷'𝓽 𝓘 𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰?”
Most Authoritarian: 4,614th Most Extreme: 10,498th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,722nd
5.184 billion 𝓔𝓵𝒆𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓖𝒆𝓷𝓽𝓵𝒆𝓶𝒆𝓷. Suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Send me a telegram if you get the reference in the flag”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4,609th Most Politically Free: 6,681st Largest Gambling Industry: 8,540th
5.306 billion Sapient Dumps. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Hail Cthulhu!”
Most Income Equality: 3,007th Most Authoritarian: 5,870th Most Extreme: 13,338th
5.018 billion Nuns. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't tell”
Nudest: 3,495th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,696th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,792nd
5.077 billion Dealers. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Moralistic Democracy
“I want you! To get me another beer.”
3.967 billion commanders. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I am the king, and you shall obey me.”
Most Secular: 10,184th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,558th Healthiest Citizens: 11,485th
5.052 billion Trimainians. Keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“You like me, you really like me!”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,741st
4.993 billion Monthians. Frequent executions, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
Capitalist Paradise
“Seperate we fall, together we stand.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,220th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,624th Highest Drug Use: 8,481st
4.545 billion Indivisible Monarchy of Galaxiesians. Frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“I'm evil, mean and bad, and I take what I can get”
Most Primitive: 2,710th
4.934 billion Guests. Fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Strength Through Compliance”
Most Average: 2,549th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,929th
3.396 billion Every Regionians. Burgeoning crocodile population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Take it to the limit (of the dimensions) one more time”
3.895 billion Blahlandians. Compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“All is forgiven in Elysium.”
Most Devout: 8,678th Most Primitive: 10,736th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,603rd
4.636 billion Immortal Elysiumians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“From the ashes we form. To the ashes we end.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,339th
3.491 billion Neutrality Foundationians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Communism is classy”
3.261 billion Classy Commies. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Two-Cents Plain”
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,010th
2.948 billion Seltzer Boys. Compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Rose By Any Name, in honor of the Ankh”
2.378 billion Skulandics. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“I'm here to perform Base Delta Zero and chew bubblegum.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,634th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,570th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,656th
2.539 billion Nearly Incomprehensibles. Barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Anyone seen my arms?”
2.586 billion I Am Bad At Naming Puppetsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“My people will live to see the glory days of our nation”
Best Weather: 7,018th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,296th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,328th
2.525 billion Brizalians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Zzzzz...”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,818th
2.139 billion Zany Zanesians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“If they want paws, give them paws, and make them furry.”
Fattest Citizens: 6,157th Largest Retail Industry: 8,316th Most Corrupt Governments: 8,577th
2.062 billion Brigandacians. Digital currency, pith helmet sales, and public floggings.
New York Times Democracy
“To the Stars!”
Largest Mining Sector: 8,668th
2.188 billion Old Spacemanians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
Father Knows Best State
“PMA: Positive Mental Attitude”
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,726th Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,020th Most Armed: 12,372nd
1.834 billion Steelworkers. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Every Pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard enough”
557 million Deep Dish Pizzans. Compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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