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EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Je me révolte donc nous sommes.”
Most Influential: 76th Most Inclusive: 198th Least Corrupt Governments: 205th
10.329 billion Continentalists. Smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“I'm John Constantine. I do stupid in spades.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 54th Highest Crime Rates: 91st Most Armed: 103rd
34.344 billion Feorasans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I will destroy Belldandy, and then the world.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 253rd Largest Populations: 334th Safest: 501st
33.804 billion Jurika Cityians. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Veni, Vidi, Vici”
Most Rebellious Youth: 286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 337thLeast Corrupt Governments: 364th
32.5b3,339t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Insert message or potato here”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th Largest Mining Sector: 385th
16.971 billion Random Oneans. Strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Veritas Dei est quam discere petimus, nam veritas eius”
Largest Insurance Industry: 421st Most Devout: 486th Highest Disposable Incomes: 556th
8.394 billion Papal-Romans. Prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Capitalizt
“Krieg ist notwendig für den Frieden”
Rudest Citizens: 255thMost Corrupt Governments: 500thHighest Disposable Incomes: 556th
7.07b2,248t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Knowledge we trust”
Most Secular: 37th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 484th Most Efficient Economies: 601st
12.884 billion Alliance. Disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“für unser Reich, unser Kaiser und für unser Vaterland !”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,188th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,477th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,889th
9.742 billion Rotenburgüeses. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Now playing!”
Nudest: 11th Rudest Citizens: 62nd Highest Crime Rates: 111th
14.239 billion Brocklandians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Now playing!”
Nudest: 11th Rudest Citizens: 62nd Highest Crime Rates: 111th
14.239 billion Brocklandians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We shall stay at the top, even if threatened below!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,332nd Largest Retail Industry: 7,312th Nudest: 7,382nd
6.145 billion New Dukes. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
Nudest: 110th Highest Crime Rates: 489th Most Armed: 657th
5.591 billion Kissinger-Monroeans. Rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices.
Anarchy
“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
Nudest: 110th Highest Crime Rates: 489th Most Armed: 657th
5.591 billion Kissinger-Monroeans. Rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices.
Capitalizt
“The car won't start!”
Most Armed: 180th Highest Crime Rates: 206th Rudest Citizens: 341st
5.342 billion Zombies. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“This is a riot, religious and clean.”
Most Influential: 1,718th Most Subsidized Industry: 4,390th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,648th
5.153 billion Mansonians. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”
Rudest Citizens: 214th Most Armed: 320th Highest Crime Rates: 396th
3.452 billion Pax Nerdvanans. Smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Naturally Superior.”
Most Primitive: 339th Most Devout: 390th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 853rd
2.065 billion Dominion Citizens. Triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“...A sense of insufferable gloom pervaded my spirit.”
3.422 billion Ravens. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dude, what's a gover-mint?”
Largest Gambling Industry: 470th Most Rebellious Youth: 689th Highest Crime Rates: 838th
7.159 billion guidos and potheads. Rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Created by TheOrc | Maintained by Kissinger-Monroe”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,735th Most Armed: 2,078th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,122nd
6.638 billion Jermans. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Solidarity Forever”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,964th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,273rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,315th
6.454 billion Roosevetanians. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and hatred of cheese.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We will complete our mission”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 109th Most Scientifically Advanced: 359th Highest Poor Incomes: 667th
6.261 billion Imperials. Barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“The enemy of our enemy is our ally.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,652nd Most Inclusive: 1,946th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,277th
5.164 billion Rainengradians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't Die, (It's bad for business)”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,477th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,918th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,548th
3.577 billion Ikomatyeans. Digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Kessel run? Pshh I did that under 12 parsecs once.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,075th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,573rd Rudest Citizens: 4,317th
1.952 billion Wakilistanians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“開国進取”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,983rd Most Influential: 2,166th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,504th
9.463 billion Apacheenoes. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Don't Count Your Boobies Until They're Hatched”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,096th Most Pro-Market: 9,553rd Largest Populations: 11,470th
13.093 billion Garden Unicorns. Spontaneously combusting cars.
Libertarian Police State
“etiam quod esse videris.”
9.079 billion Morons. Compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Glitter not included”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,973rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,709th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,979th
9.595 billion Unversed. State-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
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