Trading Cards
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3.81 Jesus H Pence's trades...
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Corporate Police State
“Total Domination of the Universe.”
21.33 billion Decepticons. Smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Mighty dragon rise... rise!”
13.933 billion Draakoniteans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“في أي صورة ما شاء ركبك”
25.222 billion Astarialns. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Institute fellow and anti-racist”
31.368 billion Juggernaut Auctioneersians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Deuces high.”
34.029 billion Dogs Playing Pokerians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
9.324 billion Like a Rockians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Seek ye first the kingdom of God”
WA
4.43 billion Northeast Vaticanians. Zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Capitalism or Death”
Delegate
4.05b606t
SEASON TWO
UNCOMMON CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Without faith you are nothing.”
21.573 billion Intelligent Designians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Moving and Storage and Laundry Services for Jesus”
15.859 billion Christians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Hare Krishna, Krishna, Krishna. He so Fine, Oh Yeah!”
15.3b714t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Baby, take your teeth out”
6.421 billion willing participants. National health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.”
9.355 billion Eleven Western Islandsians. Enforced nudity and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Praise The Lord's Bootylicious Light!”
6.35b379t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“FIDES ET RATIO”
3.693 billion Fascists. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We comin' for that toothbrush”
2.757 billion Toothbrushes. Compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“FOREST FORTUNA ADIUVAT”
2.263 billion Fascists. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For a Better America”
1.82 billion Reelect Paul Ryan 2020ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
COMMON CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Liberty, Friendship, and Fraternity”
9.623 billion Pacific Territoriesians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Dalarnas välfärd, min välfärd.”
10.638 billion Dalecarlians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Have you been good this year?”
10.091 billion Krampusians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Have you been good this year?”
10.091 billion Krampusians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Deo gratiam habeamus”
8.666 billion Kennesseeans. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“If I don't reply, I'm not ignoring you, resend it =p”
5.804 billion little girls. Compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Where you go to get rich”
5.011 billion Ritchians. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“This is a genuine sheepskin worn by Lassie in her films”
4.804 billion rural Trump Goths. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Twirling Toward Freedom”
3.183 billion Banhmians. Zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
4.304 billion Gaeslan 332ians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The Gateway of the South”
2.557 billion Römisch of Catherineans. Public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Live and Let Live”
3.865 billion Hooplans. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE