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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Total Domination of the Universe.”
Most Efficient Economies: 450th Largest Insurance Industry: 965th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,187th
21.33 billion Decepticons. Smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions.
Capitalist Paradise
“Mighty dragon rise... rise!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 720th Highest Disposable Incomes: 731st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 776th
13.933 billion Draakoniteans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“في أي صورة ما شاء ركبك”
Astarial was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 147
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,125th Largest Populations: 2,630th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,876th
25.222 billion Astarialns. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Institute fellow and anti-racist”
Largest Populations: 972nd Highest Economic Output: 7,631st Most Stationary: 11,663rd
31.368 billion Juggernaut Auctioneersians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Deuces high.”
Most Stationary: 43rd Largest Populations: 249th Most Influential: 5,826th
34.029 billion Dogs Playing Pokerians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 1,849th
9.324 billion Like a Rockians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Seek ye first the kingdom of God”
Most Devout: 524th Most Influential: 1,005th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,031st
4.43 billion Northeast Vaticanians. Zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Capitalism or Death”
Most Influential: 1,610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,951stMost Armed: 3,000th
4.05b606t

UNCOMMON CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Without faith you are nothing.”
Largest Populations: 3,921st Most Authoritarian: 5,236th Most Stationary: 5,741st
21.573 billion Intelligent Designians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Moving and Storage and Laundry Services for Jesus”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,471st Largest Populations: 7,623rd Largest Publishing Industry: 11,936th
15.859 billion Christians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Hare Krishna, Krishna, Krishna. He so Fine, Oh Yeah!”
Most Politically Free: 693rdMost Stationary: 4,069thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,307th
15.3b714t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Baby, take your teeth out”
6.421 billion willing participants. National health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.”
Nudest: 904th
9.355 billion Eleven Western Islandsians. Enforced nudity and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Praise The Lord's Bootylicious Light!”
Nudest: 589thMost Devout: 7,886thHighest Drug Use: 10,583rd
6.35b379t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“FIDES ET RATIO”
Most Authoritarian: 12,785th
3.693 billion Fascists. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We comin' for that toothbrush”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,612th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,818th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,947th
2.757 billion Toothbrushes. Compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“FOREST FORTUNA ADIUVAT”
Most Authoritarian: 4,059th Most Extreme: 9,364th Most Income Equality: 11,994th
2.263 billion Fascists. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For a Better America”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,189th
1.82 billion Reelect Paul Ryan 2020ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Liberty, Friendship, and Fraternity”
9.623 billion Pacific Territoriesians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Dalarnas välfärd, min välfärd.”
Most Stationary: 10,145th
10.638 billion Dalecarlians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Have you been good this year?”
Most Authoritarian: 5,321st Most Income Equality: 9,375th Most Extreme: 11,992nd
10.091 billion Krampusians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Have you been good this year?”
Most Authoritarian: 5,321st Most Income Equality: 9,375th Most Extreme: 11,992nd
10.091 billion Krampusians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Deo gratiam habeamus”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,015th Most Conservative: 12,920th
8.666 billion Kennesseeans. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“If I don't reply, I'm not ignoring you, resend it =p”
Largest Black Market: 4,539th Largest Welfare Programs: 9,170th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,690th
5.804 billion little girls. Compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Where you go to get rich”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,549th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,056th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,313th
5.011 billion Ritchians. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“This is a genuine sheepskin worn by Lassie in her films”
Most Devout: 11,019th
4.804 billion rural Trump Goths. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Twirling Toward Freedom”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,570th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,689th Most Rebellious Youth: 13,075th
3.183 billion Banhmians. Zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 1,212th
4.304 billion Gaeslan 332ians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The Gateway of the South”
Most Devout: 7,432nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,303rd
2.557 billion Römisch of Catherineans. Public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
Anarchy
“Live and Let Live”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,433rd Fattest Citizens: 7,695th Most Pro-Market: 7,909th
3.865 billion Hooplans. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
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