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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley has 115 cards. Value...

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Mother Knows Best State
“Our conquest is assured!”
Most Efficient Economies: 299th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 619th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 853rd
15.563 billion Aaronians. Zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For the Future!”
13.569 billion Domernicans. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Mutatis mutandis, what I was saying applies generally. ”
Most Rebellious Youth: 666th Most Developed: 951st Most Cultured: 1,047th
11.385 billion Roah. Rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I am the Senate. It's treason then!”
Most Secular: 3,153rdNudest: 3,764thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,955th
347m44.3t

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Left-Leaning College State
“Work Harder, Be Rewarded”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 636th Least Corrupt Governments: 843rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,293rd
10.588 billion Democratians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Sic Semper Evello Mortem Mariarchi”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 992nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,165th Most Stationary: 1,891st
15.072 billion New Nordicans. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Eenheid, gerechtigheid, vrijheid”
Most Influential: 247th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,540th Healthiest Citizens: 1,802nd
11.596 billion Zuid-Limburgians. Zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“En Unión y Libertad.”
Most Stationary: 1,186th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,452nd Largest Populations: 5,813th
18.187 billion 24 de Septiembreans. Anti-smoking policies and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Go Placidly Amidst the Noise and Haste.........”
Most Stationary: 1,025th Largest Populations: 1,172nd Largest Black Market: 5,779th
30.536 billion The White-Robed Monks. Punitive income tax rates and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Soar like the Sun Eagle, watching over all.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 382nd Nicest Citizens: 480th Most Compassionate Citizens: 579th
19.211 billion Askadarians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Everything of significance is the result of conquest.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 837th Fattest Citizens: 1,039th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,125th
13.496 billion Independent Javerians. Ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hail whoever's the current prime minister!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 926th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,270th Largest Populations: 1,848th
27.901 billion Estonia3ians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets.
Anarchy
“A Place Not To Be”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 428th Highest Drug Use: 442nd Most Politically Free: 648th
19.4 billion Anarchuaryians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Most Average: 280th Most Stationary: 2,066th Largest Populations: 9,174th
14.575 billion 01 ERE Embassy94ians. Burgeoning bicephalus eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Where everyone goes home with a free mattress!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 917th Most Influential: 1,982nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,062nd
5.366 billion Hardscrabbleans. Keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Մեկ Ազգ, Մեկ Մշակույթ”
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,675th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,202nd Most Stationary: 5,401st
10.597 billion Armenians. Zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“God is our compass”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 37th Most Devout: 137th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 384th
9.748 billion Righteousistaners. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“No locks will hold us”
Most Income Equality: 6,293rd Most Stationary: 6,333rd Least Corrupt Governments: 13,626th
9.603 billion Ghosts. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Aslovaniūs cūos Lomit”
8.99 billion Azimuthaleans. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Vampire Hunter”
Most Stationary: 9,314th Most Average: 11,677th
7.467 billion Eliot Nessians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unité, Dignité, Travail”
Most Stationary: 12,052nd Most Average: 12,771st Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,858th
6.664 billion Beafrikans. Burgeoning giraffe population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“ˇHasta la Victoria Siempre!”
Most Income Equality: 3,353rd Most Stationary: 15,162nd Least Corrupt Governments: 16,616th
5.512 billion Zulankans. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Corporate Police State
“Laugh 'til it hurts!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 355th Most Devout: 791st Largest Insurance Industry: 1,027th
4.663 billion Pristilinists. Smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Be wary of the eyes.”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,683rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,011th Most Developed: 8,177th
4.249 billion Saltians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space.
Moralistic Democracy
“Be with God and God will be with us...”
2.99 billion Israelites. Frequent executions, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Where Darkness Ends”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,960th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,627th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,106th
3.115 billion Deceased. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“No matter how broken, anything is fixable.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 301st Least Corrupt Governments: 339th Most Compassionate Citizens: 415th
3.293 billion Rustians. National health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“L'ḥayyim!”
Most Average: 26th Most Stationary: 1,792nd Largest Populations: 8,104th
15.511 billion shtetl-dwellers. Burgeoning horse or mule population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“You buy Fish? Real cheep.”
Safest: 5,720thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,205thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,417th
15.9b1,336t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nixon-Bauer 2020”
9.882 billion Mike the Progressiveans. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
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