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EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Protecting you from yourself.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 47th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 108th Largest Black Market: 113th
9.504 billion Subjects. Sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“???”
Safest: 153rd Healthiest Citizens: 180th Most Pacifist: 182nd
13.932 billion Ifulitans. Ban on automobiles, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The sun never sets on Paledonn”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 259th Largest Agricultural Sector: 282nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 556th
10.031 billion Paledonnians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“RIP”
Most Stationary: 2,211th Largest Populations: 4,256th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,884th
20.768 billion Iamuans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Marca España”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 387th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 850th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,049th
10.699 billion Spaniards. Ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“ॐ”
Most Income Equality: 6,378th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,022nd Most Stationary: 12,917th
6.152 billion Buddhist and Hindus. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“Peace”
Most Pro-Market: 61st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 61st Most Politically Free: 62nd
13.573 billion Ombella MPokoans. Complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Our hearts desire”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,575th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,484th Largest Populations: 8,368th
15.28 billion Livonialandians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“He who rejects change is the architect of decay. ”
Largest Populations: 5,771st Largest Welfare Programs: 8,466th Most Influential: 12,179th
18.238 billion Whiskumians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Love's only skindeep, said the flea”
Nudest: 1,902nd Most Authoritarian: 7,998th Largest Populations: 9,602nd
14.187 billion Skindeepians. Compulsory vegetarianism, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Will Makes Greatness”
Most Efficient Economies: 2,354th Nicest Citizens: 3,425th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,474th
15.572 billion Magistratans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Alea jacta est!”
Most Stationary: 3,020th Most Influential: 8,762nd Largest Populations: 12,068th
12.809 billion Anfaroans. Ban on automobiles and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,282nd
6.882 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“May Mother Nature Bless the Empire”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 556th Most Advanced Public Transport: 707th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 938th
8.679 billion Sandhorans. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Pineapple shouldn't be on pizza”
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,061st Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,894th Healthiest Citizens: 6,116th
4.873 billion Saint Robertsons. Infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Wait for it.”
3.693 billion blitzers. Ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“To live is to breath and other necessary things.”
3.147 billion Ging Lealinians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Unitate Vires”
Most Pacifist: 3,512th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,553rd Longest Average Lifespans: 4,628th
2.501 billion Slavs. Free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Dont go into the closet”
Most Primitive: 349th Most Ignorant Citizens: 400th Largest Gambling Industry: 617th
2.569 billion NeoVatikanians. Aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We will rise again!”
1.538 billion Crowlonians. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Path All Fear To Take”
Largest Insurance Industry: 7,360th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,628th Most Average: 12,295th
8.133 billion Ray Christianians. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,738th Largest Welfare Programs: 11,202nd Largest Mining Sector: 14,574th
8.028 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“O Samba é uma forma de Oração”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,981st Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,033rd Nicest Citizens: 11,908th
8.193 billion Sambadelishes. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Our waking life's just a living dream”
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,465th Highest Drug Use: 7,446th Most Rebellious Youth: 8,224th
5.528 billion Dependencians. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A guy who takes his time”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,402nd
5.419 billion Sir Fancy Gallant Beau Dandy Gentlemen. Frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Corporate Police State
“Tell me, is it Slavery when you get what you want?”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,853rd Most Primitive: 4,267th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,449th
4.322 billion Vegetans. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You House Proud Town Mouse”
Most Average: 12,450th
2.458 billion Charade You Areans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Be Excellent to each other”
Most Secular: 1,575th Least Corrupt Governments: 3,702nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,034th
2.233 billion Sal Pedroans. Avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Preserving Greatness”
110 million Northwestern European Empireans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
1.001 billion Oshoivis. Avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation