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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Knowledge we trust”
Most Secular: 37th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 484th Most Efficient Economies: 601st
12.884 billion Alliance. Disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
Anarchy
“Now playing!”
Nudest: 11th Rudest Citizens: 62nd Highest Crime Rates: 111th
14.239 billion Brocklandians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The car won't start!”
Most Armed: 180th Highest Crime Rates: 206th Rudest Citizens: 341st
5.342 billion Zombies. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
Anarchy
“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”
Rudest Citizens: 214th Most Armed: 320th Highest Crime Rates: 396th
3.452 billion Pax Nerdvanans. Smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“May We Be Happy and Our Enemies Know It!”
Highest Crime Rates: 434th Most Armed: 438th Most Rebellious Youth: 599th
27.312 billion Warrior Souls. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
Capitalist Paradise
“Created by TheOrc | Maintained by Kissinger-Monroe”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,735th Most Armed: 2,078th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,122nd
6.638 billion Jermans. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Kessel run? Pshh I did that under 12 parsecs once.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,075th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,573rd Rudest Citizens: 4,317th
1.952 billion Wakilistanians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Glitter not included”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,973rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,709th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,979th
9.595 billion Unversed. State-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
Left-Leaning College State
“Sommelier at your Service”
Best Weather: 2,992nd Most Beautiful Environments: 3,728th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,498th
5.599 billion Drunkndisorderlyians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space.
Corporate Police State
“That's the Incompetent Way!™”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,699th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,930th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,969th
5.576 billion Incompetents. Smutty television, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gas, grass or ass; nobody rides for free”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,096th Most Primitive: 2,594th Most Avoided: 4,604th
4.387 billion Monthly Floans. Triple-decker prams, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.

COMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon”
Highest Drug Use: 5,300th Least Corrupt Governments: 6,101st Nudest: 7,688th
5.15 billion Lake of Furians. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
Father Knows Best State
“The Motto”
5.305 billion Irish Bartenderians. Burgeoning Animal population.
New York Times Democracy
“I'm evil, mean and bad, and I take what I can get”
Most Primitive: 2,710th
4.934 billion Guests. Fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Anyone seen my arms?”
2.586 billion I Am Bad At Naming Puppetsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Made with 100% confusion”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,827th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,150th Largest Insurance Industry: 11,382nd
2.533 billion employees. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“PMA: Positive Mental Attitude”
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,726th Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,020th Most Armed: 12,372nd
1.834 billion Steelworkers. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“HEEEEY BROOTHEEEER”
Highest Crime Rates: 3,715th Most Pro-Market: 5,922nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,150th
1.624 billion Hulksters. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.