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Woods Is Back's Collection: “Bar Workers And Patrons”
Contains 18 cards. Value...
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Knowledge we trust”
Delegate
12.884 billion Alliance. Disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Now playing!”
WA
14.239 billion Brocklandians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The car won't start!”
5.342 billion Zombies. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”
Delegate
3.452 billion Pax Nerdvanans. Smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“May We Be Happy and Our Enemies Know It!”
27.312 billion Warrior Souls. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Created by TheOrc | Maintained by Kissinger-Monroe”
6.638 billion Jermans. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Kessel run? Pshh I did that under 12 parsecs once.”
WA
1.952 billion Wakilistanians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
New York Times Democracy
“Glitter not included”
WA
9.595 billion Unversed. State-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Sommelier at your Service”
5.599 billion Drunkndisorderlyians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“That's the Incompetent Way!™”
5.576 billion Incompetents. Smutty television, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gas, grass or ass; nobody rides for free”
4.387 billion Monthly Floans. Triple-decker prams, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
COMMON CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon”
5.15 billion Lake of Furians. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The Motto”
5.305 billion Irish Bartenderians. Burgeoning Animal population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“I'm evil, mean and bad, and I take what I can get”
4.934 billion Guests. Fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Anyone seen my arms?”
2.586 billion I Am Bad At Naming Puppetsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Made with 100% confusion”
2.533 billion employees. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“PMA: Positive Mental Attitude”
1.834 billion Steelworkers. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“HEEEEY BROOTHEEEER”
1.624 billion Hulksters. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE