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21.49 The Oblong Collective's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Bow down”
Most Efficient Economies: 33rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 265th
22.022 billion Amigosans. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Neo-Barlatist Moral Imperialist!”
Most Efficient Economies: 36th Largest Insurance Industry: 388th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 420th
15.645 billion Ishii. National health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Imagine all the people... Living life in peace.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 172nd Most Cultured: 289th Largest Governments: 441st
14.027 billion Broes. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Until the Last Day
Largest Insurance Industry: 332ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 386thHighest Disposable Incomes: 470th
24.2b8,423t
Libertarian Police State
SEASON THREE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Extermination, That's Our Omnibenevolent Policy!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 427th Largest Gambling Industry: 683rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 757th
11.267 billion Masterful Individuals. Barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“For Chairman and Union!”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 251st Largest Governments: 473rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 609th
11.183 billion Azerothians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Urbum Lucem”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 693rd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,071st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,271st
10.943 billion Imperial Esplanadeans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates.

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“True Freedom for All Men”
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,969th Most Stationary: 1,997th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,353rd
15.738 billion Akashans. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 753rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 850th Most Efficient Economies: 1,697th
16.241 billion Americans. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Moving Forward, Unified”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 506th Most Scientifically Advanced: 685th Smartest Citizens: 1,485th
11.339 billion Alexzonyans. Anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“We who command the blizzard”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,525th Highest Drug Use: 6,948th Best Weather: 9,713th
10.324 billion Pords. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
Mother Knows Best State
“Tennoheika Banzai”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,277thHealthiest Citizens: 8,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,296th
2.71b382t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Ladies in Red, Fellas in Ushankas”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 504th Least Corrupt Governments: 788th Most Cultured: 1,062nd
9.776 billion Wusians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The art of war is of vital importance to the state”
13.518 billion Housemates. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“We chilly few”
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,715th Fattest Citizens: 4,600th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,133rd
12.905 billion Pords. Public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Prediction is better than cure.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,319th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,949th Fattest Citizens: 2,659th
15.215 billion Zealandians. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You got the touch, you got the power, yea”
Largest Black Market: 6,373rd Largest Populations: 12,708th
12.547 billion JVPians. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
We who command the blizzard
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,023rdBest Weather: 11,150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,526th
18.6b783t
Left-Leaning College State
SEASON THREE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Victory to Ystovia”
Most Devout: 756th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 782nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 946th
3.732 billion Ystovians. Prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Tennoheika Banzai”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,369th Highest Poor Incomes: 6,656th Lowest Crime Rates: 9,378th
1.625 billion Imperials. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Progress and Development”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,263rd Most Rebellious Youth: 7,297th Nicest Citizens: 10,530th
7.377 billion Crowners. Public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Crown, Folk, Faith”
5.773 billion Royal Frankians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE